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05/31/2007 19:24 #39484

Seven
Category: real estate
So, I got seven offers on my middle unit yesterday. First off, I should clarify something. This [inlink]twisted,39347[/inlink] isn't my renovated unit. (I still owe you pictures of that as soon as all the heavy equipment is out of there.) It's my same-old current unit dressed up for resale.

I know you've seen it a million times, but here it is again, only with fresh flowers from Trader Joe's and the farmer's market. (e:Paul) told me he learned from a TV show that people are more likely to buy a house with fresh flowers. Who am I to turn down advice like that? But if I hadn't gotten seven offers, HGTV would owe me $28, haha. Doesn't it just make you want to whip out your checkbook and make me an offer?

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The old pics just had flowering plants from the wholesale flower mart, since I'm usually too cheap to buy cut flowers. I'd rather get them from my own renewable resource -- but my garden isn't quite mature enough for that yet. So on (e:Paul)'s advice, I shelled out $28 for somebody else's flowers. They really looked good, and lasted almost two weeks! Might not be as much of an unsustainable deal as I originally thought. I'm still committed to growing my own, though.

So tonight I meet my intended buyer in person. This is like a craigslist date x 10,000...


paul - 06/01/07 11:16
I remember my first meeting with the seller. Luckily, your buyer is meeting you.
jenks - 06/01/07 01:35
good luck!!

(the smell of freshly-baked cookies is supposed to work wonders too)

05/29/2007 16:56 #39442

Mundaneness
Category: life
(Time to change my userpic. I think Il Papa is giving me a holier-than-thou rep I really don't deserve.)

Did I mention I got a letter saying the bail money had been received, but if I didn't appear in court on the new date (rescheduled for today because Monday was a holiday), I could be thrown in jail? Didn't take me too long to realize it was meant for my ex-tenant. I resealed the envelope and expedited delivery to his forwarding address. Nice to know someone else is in more trouble than I am, haha.

Met two craigslist guys this week. I've been exchanging email with the first one a couple times a day since May 4. That's a long time to put off meeting someone who only lives 3 miles away, and it was entirely my fault. Partly I just didn't have time. But I also enjoyed the email banter, and the possibility there might be real connection if we met in person. Problem was, I had the feeling meeting in person would kill both those diversions. Eventually it got to the point where I started beating myself up thinking, don't I already have more than enough pen-pals, what the hell am I doing here? Although so what if I enjoy a little anonymous pen-pal action on the side -- whatever gets you through the day.

Oops. Ron just called to make sure I knew my unit was on the real estate brokers' open house tour today. Nope. Had half an hour to run around like a maniac and hide any incriminating evidence of mundane life like dirty dishes, laundry, toothbrush, sex toys, drug paraphernalia -- you know, the usual stuff. So I don't really have time to finish this right now OR change the userpic. Hopefully my life will get back to it's usual mundane self soon.

joshua - 05/30/07 11:11
When I was in college I found out that the girl that lived in the apartment directly above mine had a dildo she called the silver bullet. How did I find out? She dangled it outside her window one day. I don't know why but I was suddenly attracted to her more.

Sorry - between twisted and felly I am diverging! Haha.
fellyconnelly - 05/29/07 18:59
leave the sex toys out though. In fact, display them prominantly. :)
joshua - 05/29/07 18:03
Hide the bong!

You are cool in my book =P

05/28/2007 00:57 #39429

Craziness
I know I say this all the time, but it's been a crazy week. Granted, there are plenty of boring weeks in my life, but I usually don't post about those. And it's not for lack of crazy things to do -- it's just I get so caught up in my head (or on the computer) that I don't get out there.

To wit:

I had to vacate my home for two hours on Saturday for the second-to-last open house. It's so weird to feel "homeless" while dozens of strangers parade through my house deciding if they want to by it. Which reminds me, offers are due on Wednesday. Special consideration to peeps if you're interested! Either way, you're probably going to have to hear about it.

In any case, this was a good opportunity to enjoy another spectacular club sandwich at the Acoustic Cafe and catch up on my SF Weekly. Just as I was cramming down another mouthful of savory goodness, I flipped the page to a blurb about this event happening at exactly the same moment:

Ok, I don't know how I might have participated at that particular event if I'd known about it, but golly gee whiz! I have to catch up on my local news before life passes me by. And you thought the cost of living in SF was too high. It all depends on where you look.


metalpeter - 05/29/07 18:51
The Event sounds awesome. But I wonder how many ladies show up. That I wouldn't mind watching at all. I don't know as I could do that in front of people watching or maybe people watching would be a turn on. I wonder how the judge the orgasums. How do they know the women aren't faking it and just because you shot a load doesn't mean you had "The Big O".
paul - 05/28/07 10:55
I participated in something very similar in boy scouts once, lol.

05/22/2007 17:49 #39378

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Bay to Breakers was the same day as my first Sunday open house. Sweet! (p.s. to (e:j3sse), I caught Inki on camera...contact me for details.)

Had a free pass to Stinson this weekend. Can't believe this nirvana is only 23 miles from my house...
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See that tower in the distance? That's Sutro Tower. A few peeps accompanied me up there not too long ago, although I guess I can't prove that now. But who cares. It's all good.

ajay - 05/23/07 04:23
  • Every* race in SF is a "race with all the naked people". :-D

At last year's B2B, the Mayor was complaining that there wasn't enough nudity.
paul - 05/22/07 19:02
Is that the race with all the naked people?

05/19/2007 23:16 #39347

Staging
Category: real estate
WARNING! The following post contains pictures of rugs that are known to be harmful to certain peeps in the state of California.

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(p.s. -- notice what's on the Mac screen? Nice color coordination!)

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Own your own little piece of San Francisco!

fellyconnelly - 05/22/07 19:21
impressive staging!
ladycroft - 05/20/07 18:36
isn't that the seaweed rug?!
imk2 - 05/20/07 08:46
oh wow, that house has come a long way! it looks great!
metalpeter - 05/20/07 08:42
Verry nice it looks like you did a lot of work.
jenks - 05/20/07 07:11
wait, is that the house that had no walls a few posts ago?! You've been a busy little bee! It looks great!