So I was watching Ellen doing stand up on comedy central the other day. She is hilarious. Like just seriously funny. I think too of my favorite parts were when she was talking about how lazy people have become and her two examples were: (It might not come across as funny typed here but I hope it does cuz it was hilarious)

-she was talking about breath strips and was like "really, we've become that lazy that a breath mint is too much work. I've had a long day at work I just wish I didn't have to use all that energy sucking on a breath mint and it just takes so long. Just put on my tongue , i'm too tired"

the other one was super hilarious she was talking about Gogurt (the portable yogurt for those on the go). She was like " i was never aware yogurt was holding so many people back from the life they wanted to have. That really it was so time consuming it was keeping people from getting anything done. She then pretends to answer the phone and is like

"yeah, hi Tom'
"um, no , i don't think I'll be able to go see a moive tonight"
"No, I just opened a yogurt so its gonna be a while"
"no, not even a later one, its a yogurt with fruit on the bottom. You know how that is. I think I'm in for the night"
"yeah maybe next week"

ok neither of those sounds that funny here but it was hilarious and you should watch her standup!

I'm on my way to my second physics exam (FROM 7-9 pm tonight. How ridiculous is that to have an exam at 7pm on Friday night when it is not a night class!!! grr) Anywho, hopefully I do slightly better than last time since these people are so friggin smart and ruining the curve I was hoping for. Seriuosly if I do bad I am afraid I might have to kiss pharmacy school, at least at UB, goodbye!

So lately I have been realizing I want to see more live theater and stuff cuz I enjoy that stuff a lot and there is a lot here in Buffalo and I don't go enough. So me and (e:mk) are making plans to see Tick Tick Boom and Spamalot and the musical at the highschool she teaches at (which includes a boy dressed as a dog playing Todo in the Wizard of Oz...how can you beat that....and for only $6 none the less!). So anyway there is lots of cheap and expensive theater around here to see but one thing I realized is I NEED TO GET GLASSES! I really can't see as I have said befroe but am too lazy to go get the eye test and pick out glasses. Glasses are so permanent. They seem scary to pick out a pair I will wear all the time. But really seeing all these things will be for nothing because I can't see anything unless I am right in front of the stge. Hopefully all these exciting shows awaiting me finally give me the incentive I need!

And I leave you with this random picture. Could I look any less interested and more annoyed by their adoration. I guess that is what happens when you are worshiped so frequently haha

That's right, Oscar night. My favorite night of the year. I started watching preshows about an hour ago (yeah like 1 pm , a little later than my usual 10 or 11 am start). And now its all Oscars , including an Oscar party at my friends house, til they end around midnight! I love celebrities! I love yearly recaps! I love drunken E! hosts! I love it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pardi Gras 2007