Well wouldn't you know. After eating 12 slices of bacon in one sitting about two weeks ago I decided maybe I needed to be a little more healthy. Not like lose weight really but just be more healthy so I have been going walking everyday and trying to eat a little bit healthier. And what do I get for that? I've had a freakin cold for the last few days. A cold in the summer, how ridiculous especially when added to my allergies it makes me at minimum a box a day nose blower right now. It is insane. But I think I may just know how to cure it.... a pound of bacon and french fries with blue cheese.

An old man at work today told me that Have A Nice Day is a meaningless phrase and he will not and that he was once in retail and they said "Thanks its been a pleasure doing business with you" basically implying I was rude. Well let me tell you sir that I get numerous comments about how nice I am and how much the customers miss me when I am on vacation. Amd frankly i rather be told have a nice day, i think it sounds better and offers a promise of a better rest of the day, and makes our customer/salesperson relationship closer and less business like. All I"m saying is I don't get many complaints, so shut up stupid old man.

Apparently a lot of people are saying yes. According to the current issue of Time magazine's report on obesity 25% of vegetables eaten in the U.S. are French fries. Oh my that is a crazy amount. Whats even crazier is that most likely me and my coworkers at Eckerd are likely responsible for about 50% of that french fry consumption, with blue cheese of course.

Why is it that the people we want to get to know most of all are the people it seems we'll never get to know. maybe more on this later

Welcome to estrip Jesse.

So my last entry was about being home at 1030 but then me and Jill decided to go for a walk around Elmwwod and Ashland and the other parallel street on the other side at around 1130 and we came across like crazy maniacs because

1. While trying to write down a phone number for an apartment for rent we had to sorta go up to this porch cuz it was dark and the number was covered and then the motion sensor went off and we ran and screamed and looked kinda like burglars...

2. At another house down the street we were staring in the hallway cuz the door was opened and it looked like there was like a photoshoot setup or something. So we stared and stared and then a guy who supposedly lived there showed up in the doorway and freaked us out and we screamed again but he was actually very nice about it... leading us to believe that he was actually a serial killer about to kill the people inside and then take their picture b/c you wouldn't be so nice if it was actaully your house these two crazy kids were staring into.

3. Slightly further down the street Jill starts calling to a cat to come over cuz she loves cats and then the girl in the house starts screaming from the window "stop chasing my cat"

All in all I think we scared the entire population of Ashland and won't be welcomed back soon. But we did have fun and that's what really counts right?

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