FUCK
I very clearly remember reading in Weekly Reader that we would have Mag mutherfucking Lev trains in the future!

Dammit where the fuck is my futuristic mass transportation?!
My morning commute is really long. Too long, but thats not the point. The point is that I think we're short a few bullet trains here shooting down the lakeshore at Bullet Speed.
What about that bullet train tax we paid in the 1990's?
In all seriousness, we're pissing our future away, away down our gas tanks. Why so much gas?
Fucking gas to go to the store for milk, gas around some more to pick up the kids, gas over to the gym. Gas to sit at red lights in Amherst and gas to show Wally how good you are at brake-stands.
Gas to fucking cart around a GIANT vehicle, filled with air, fucking leather seats, and your 110 lb carcass.
We need more bullet trains fucking now.
Bullet trains could be a non-scumbag, yet not-totally-gentrified mass transportation that our fore founders popped boners over. Think about how cool!
OK if you can't think about how cool that would be, think about if Apple or Gatorade or Nike did a commercial about bullet trains!
There you go, now you get the idea!
BULLET TRAIN FAQ
[Q1] Buffalo allready has a few modes of mass transportation, the metro bus and the metro rail. The ridership is pretty low, why do you think people would ride a bullet train?
[A1] Wait, did you hear what I fucking said? Bull-let Traaayne.
Bullet Trains are way more cool and lethal than busses or shitty subways. Did you know that if a Bullet Train and a city bus both left Niagara Square at 10AM, the Bullet Train could kick 68% more ass?
[Q2] Japan has a very niche set of constraints, both economic and physical, that make bullet trains a viable transporation option. Without these constraints, what makes the bullet train a viable solution.
[A2]

You watch the old James Bond movies (ya know, the good ones) and I should had my Jet Pack years ago
I totally agree. We are long overdue for our promised futuristic transportation. On 1/2/00 I was like 'ok, it's the year 2000. Where the fuck is my silver suit and my jetpack?!'
first of all: screw albany
2nd: bullet trains all up and down the coast, and the great lakes.
Imagine Burlington VT, to Columbus OH. In a single, yet mind-blistering, day.
It would be the future we're looking for.
Bullet trains are not practical for mass transit in geographically compact areas such as Buffalo.
There is no way for bullet trains to acheive their high speeds if the stations are very close together like they are on Main Street or even New York City.
Bullet trains might work for a rochester-syracuse-albany-nyc run.
um..we dont have a bullet train because we need a casino instead.
Your bullet train is fucking awesome, I would ride it everyday. Bullet trains or bust, 2007!