Hey (E:strippers),

There will be an estate sale at Don Apparel this Friday and Saturday from 11-7pm.

Everything must go, from clothes to records, to display cases and mannequins.....

(e:mike) & (e:mk) mabye we will have luck with our costumes there!!

So sleepy, so tired of answering the phone.......

So tired of being so unmotivated.......
Man ....I'm gettin' old.....and I haven't done very much with my life.

I will not be a receptionist for the rest of my life.....
Repeat,
I will not be a receptionist for the rest of my life.....
Repeat,
I will not be a receptionist for the rest of my life.....
Repeat,
I will not be a receptionist for the rest of my life.....
Repeat,
I will not be a receptionist for the rest of my life.....
Repeat,
I will not be a receptionist for the rest of my life.....


I won't, I really won't....

Sir Mikercycle, we need to get going on that apartment.....



I had the weirdest dream the other night that I found this creepy cone-headed , naked slimy midget growing in my basement....
I screamed when I saw it and woke in up..... it was angry and started chasing me all around the house.....
Eventually Jim convinced me to calm down and talk to it, I did and after some time we civilized it...... we even dressed it up in a preppy button-down and khaki get-up (which I had to alter)....
It seemed ready to enter society so I showed it to the door and stood outside waving goodbye.
As I turned to go back inside Another little cone-headed, naked slimy midget was standing in my house..... he was not nearly as civilised and started pushing the door closed.
Then I woke up.....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PMT, your new house look Beautiful!!!!!

I can't wait to see it in person!!

......

I'm going to be very busy this weekend.....
Not "ripping up linoleum floors" busy.....

more like finally trying to make some headway on the dress I have promised to make my sister.....

this had included a trip to Toronto to get fancy fabric, but now I think I may be stuck with ghetto-JoAnns......

But I am determined to achieve something.....Only two weeks to go after all.........

I'll post pictures of my progress....

Have a great weekend all you estrippers!!!

Yesterday I was in the ladies room at work.

It's a one person bathroom and since I'm the only girl it is pretty much my own private loo (oh the glamorous life I lead)...

Anyways, I'm minding my own business when all of a sudden I see something scurry under the door out of the corner of my eye.

It was a giant spider!!!! Huge and Black and hairy...... and headed straight towards me....

I was frozen with fear.

Ahhh , I hate spiders!

So, of course I scream, and a couple of the guys come running to the door.

"Jill, are you all right?"

No, I say.... huge spider!!!!

I hear more rustling outside the door,

Now I realize that I am making a scene, and that I need to grow up.

I brace myself for an attack and leap with all my might over the spider, slamming into the door on the other side.

I throw the door open and rush out.

.......Big mistake, oh boy did the guys laugh...... they kicked around the spider for a little while and teased me endlessly....

It's okay though, because I've been told it's dead. (Bloody Right...that'll teach it to mess!)

So since then I have been totally on edge, expecting to find something creepy-crawly and all up in my business.

Today, as I'm leaving the fax machine I spot something creeping by my desk...

It looked like a large black spot, so decided to be a big girl and inspect before I jump to conclusions.

.....I slowly approach the spot......closer and closer....no movement....closer, closer......

Leaps.......it's like a huge black cockroach, and it leaps into the air only inches from my face.....

I scream and jump back....and all the expected nonsense.....

And my coworkers laugh and joke and tease....

And all I can think is how in the heck did a Grasshopper (that was no grasshopper I had ever seen).... get to be right smack dab below my desk?......

Suspicious!!!

I suspect Foul Play......