So I had an appointment today at a "Lady" Doctor...
Everything was fine....good good good...
The whole time I was there I was thinking about the first I went to this particular kind of doctor...
She says, here, put this on, ties in the back....
Okay, so I can handle putting on a hospital gown...
but then, do I take everything off?, or just the bottom...... mabye everything, but then I really don't want to be that creep who strips completely nude at the slightest hint of its acceptance....
Okay so I decide to brave it and go au natural....
But then there's this large paper sheet....
What the heck are you supposed to do with that....
So I got creative and wrapped it around my waste, like a kicky sarong....
A glance in the mirror told me that I probably got it right.....
Confident, I hop onto the chair....
RIP.....
, great, Big huge rip down the back of my paper sarong....
Quickly I folded the sheet in half and wrapped it back around my waist.
Now I just look like I'm trying so very hard to look cute in my micro-mini paper skirt.
Defeated, I sit back down.....carefully
The doctor enters and takes one look at me....
"why don't we just get you a new one"....
thanks.....now I believe you have a job to do....
I was pretty embarassed....
ah the memories..
wowie, nice chairs. i wasn't able to make it to either of the sales :( but thanks for the thought! I have a feeling that i'm gonna end up with 25 rocking chairs sooner or later.
I like estate sales. Uncut had one at his late mother's house the week after we were married...
how funny is that, i was there today!!! we actually did buy something, a buffet or linen cabinet or something like that, for 50 bucks!
I would LOVE to go to an estate sale with you someday. If I died today, I wouldn't have enough things to have an estate sale...maybe a garage sale
Estate sales creep me out.
I know they serve a purpose and they are a great way to re-use/recycle goods, but never-the-less, they creep me out. The idea of strangers "bargain hunting" through my deceased family members' lifetime of worldly treasures is creepy and depressing to me.
I could say more, but I don't want to be too much of a downer.