So I had an appointment today at a "Lady" Doctor...
Everything was fine....good good good...
The whole time I was there I was thinking about the first I went to this particular kind of doctor...
She says, here, put this on, ties in the back....
Okay, so I can handle putting on a hospital gown...
but then, do I take everything off?, or just the bottom...... mabye everything, but then I really don't want to be that creep who strips completely nude at the slightest hint of its acceptance....
Okay so I decide to brave it and go au natural....
But then there's this large paper sheet....
What the heck are you supposed to do with that....
So I got creative and wrapped it around my waste, like a kicky sarong....
A glance in the mirror told me that I probably got it right.....
Confident, I hop onto the chair....
RIP.....
, great, Big huge rip down the back of my paper sarong....
Quickly I folded the sheet in half and wrapped it back around my waist.
Now I just look like I'm trying so very hard to look cute in my micro-mini paper skirt.
Defeated, I sit back down.....carefully
The doctor enters and takes one look at me....
"why don't we just get you a new one"....
thanks.....now I believe you have a job to do....
I was pretty embarassed....
ah the memories..
omg going there is always an experience! I could ramble forever with stories. heh, I just love the comment, "everthing looks real good up there"..
uh, thanks...for noticing?
And please, enough with the small talk. That person is between my legs, asking me to scootch down further with the not so sexy gown wrapped around me, its cold, etc etc..I dont care what the weather is like outside.
Just get in and get out already! haha
All that, and we still have to pay for it!!
That's funny...but probably only because I haven't hit "proctologist age" yet...oy. *laugh*