I have this horrible feeling today. (e:Joshua) is gone now, off to the DR and I am left on my own for two weeks. Frankly I don't know what my problem is. I don't know if I'm just stressed from work or if it is because it's so unnatural for me to not have my brother around. Sinking feeling go away!!!!

Jason

We likes to party!

I cleaned my living room today and on the back of a piece of sheet music I found the sonnet I wrote for an ex girlfriend! She didn't appreciate it much, which was really humiliating because I had never opened up to someone in that way before. "Last time I write a poem!" I said. I still like it though I never was the best student in english class (zzzz). I didn't find out until AFTER that experience that women don't like poems. Wha? Gramma LIED. Anyway I'll share it with you all because I think if you have something important to tell someone special, you really should do it. Here it goes:


I wandered out into the lonely night
To seek that which I'd never known before
When out of darkness came a blinding light
Which pierced the sky; It I could not ignore

An image shone from where the light had come
Descending from the sky for me to see
An angel I had found; afraid and numb
I asked her why she came that night to me

She smiled gently, touched my face; I wept
Because I found that night what I had sought
A love that knows no limits and is kept
Deep in the soul, the kind that's rarely caught.

You are my angel, love, and you must know
My heart is yours to keep. I love you so.


Obviously I was head over heels for this girl. I'll never write another sonnet again but I felt like I absolutely HAD TO SAY SOMETHING to let her know what was going on in my head. If you have something important to say to someone, do it now because you never know if you will get the opportunity (and I know some of you guys know what I'm talking about).

Jason

I read this on a message board and I thought it was funny. Answer these questions and then see if you have what it takes to get with a hot woman!

Q: What did you make last year in income? under 250k?
A: That's about five times what I make! Holy shit!

Q: How much do you bench press? less than 300 lbs.?
A: Probably half that. lol

Q: What is your bodyfat percentage? Over 8 percent?
A: I have no idea. I'm slender to average build.

Q: What is the average income in your zip code you live in? under 100k?
A: People here are fucking POOR.

Q: What is your height? under 6?
A: I'm six feet! I qualify!

So it sounds like I have a lot of work to do. Luckily men get better with age!

Jason

Just let it be over! Please~!!!

Jason