Georgie, yawn, hey Monday.
Google voice transcriptions are pure entertainment. This is a confirmation message from the dentist. Day. Hi this is. Montali a calling from Prudential New York. New office of Dr. Benjamin shores. I'm calling to confirm…
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Fortnightly reads
Things have reached a rather bad state when these three documents are your only regular fortnightly anticipated reads. 1. Walgreens Chocolate mania. http://walgreens.shoplocal.com/walgreens/Default.aspx?action=browsecat…
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TODO or not TODO.
TODO 1 e:heidi's comments on the powerlessness of individuals in changing their diet always makes me think about my wages (slightly above minimum, almost the lowest bin in terms of taxation), dependents (none) and quali…
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Too much information!!
About Sewing Machines! http://www.evidently.org/2007/02/too-much-information/ http://www.evidently.org/2008/02/he-said-the-embroiderer-strikes-back/ Yeah! Those links are SO impressive they need a post of their own. The…
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Why go minimal?
And I thought. What is the meaning of life? Why are we here anyway? Banal questions and the themes of several works of literary merit (or not). But unanswered nevertheless. Where do we go after this life is over? Heaven…
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Chris Rock!
I said Hi to Chris Rock early yesterday morning in the Highline Park. I was so surprised that I didn't really say anything much. I just said Hiiiii! like a stupid teenager. After all the musings about what I would say i…
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The weekend is past.
I worked almost 24/7 and yet I don't feel like I am getting even close to where I wanted to be by this time. And I didn't get to make that bread from cookbooks 101 because there was no time after endless iterations of a…
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Who needs an alarm clock...
When a good dose of panic wakes you up at 4:30 every morning. Paul: When are you done Me: I am never done. NB: Click on the alien for the perfect simulation of how I wake up everyday.
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Crossing over.
They chose perfectly. I wish they didn't give him the corny helmet in the end though. He has way too gorgeous hair. LOL: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/charles-xavier?before=1314925332 They really do make a lovely pair. :)
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Google Voice transcribes Paul
9/7/11 7:51 PM 3 days ago But lately, bye bye, could you transfer a investment hey cooking application you What, what's up. All the maybe we can connect spring way, it's just me. West. You are special expense. Morganson…
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Peacock Shoe
I wish this shoe didn't have such hideous heels and were more of a flat Mary Jane instead. I would get it in an instant. Well... maybe not this instant but most likely after a couple weak lopsided debates with my ration…
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Lost my credit card.
I lost my primary credit card yesterday somewhere between home and pricerite. But take a look at who checked out my last transaction... I cancelled it. Hopefully, whoever found it didn't have a chance to use it before t…
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I'm Imelda.
I have 25 pairs of footwear. I don't have a picture right now because they are not all together but I will post them here someday. Flips Flops = 5 * Black (my latest, one of my awesome colleagues at work bought these an…
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Being intuitive
in·tu·i·tion/ËŒint(y)oÍžoˈiSHÉ™n/Noun [quote]1. The ability to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning. 2. A thing that one knows or considers likely from instinctive feeling rathe…
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Mayor abducted by aliens...
Multiple eyewitness accounts confirm that the beam-me-up-scotty-mobile was spotted hovering menacingly over his office just after nightfall. The hostile mothership was last seen speeding over the Erie lake towards the C…
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Cue "The X-Files" tune!
I am having way too much fun with this blimp. The truth is OUT THERE! ---------- It's some vodka called Hangar One http://www.hangarone.com/blimp-tour/about and it's on a multi-city tour. Today was its Buffalo day. Seem…
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UFO over city hall!!
Probably the shot that will make the alternative freaky tabloids alongside how the dingo ate the baby.
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Round and Round
...went this vodka blimp all day long. Though I am guessing downtown Buffalo does pretty well on its own without this reminder on a Friday evening.
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Google Music Beta. Buy-it-Now for $14.99.
With one day free expedited shipping. No less.
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When I grow up...
I think I want to be an apprentice at a professional origami performance and installation studio... and try out the million and one teas in the world. Now if you will excuse me, my teastrings and dissertation are callin…
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Annoying chocolate, annoying actresses
I just had a piece of this Chocolate: I am totally ready to puke right now. It is so horribly and cloyingly sweet, all my senses are revolting. Chocolate is not meant to be this disgusting! Toblerone's website proudly p…
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For, Brutus is an honourable man...
I memorized this speech back in the day. v=t1VkK86Sdmo Resounds in my head to this day, at the most inopportune moments.
