Still more honest than what is typically expected:
"If we likened Account Talent Managers to game players, you might find that we live in a Candy Crush world of hot-headed, snap decision makers with no long term vision. I am your deliberate, agonizingly slow and calculating Risk player, mulling each decision for maximum impact and least cost. My skills in negotiation and objective thinking make me your dream candidate to bridge the gap between client and talent and my ability to eat roast beef on weck has left several employers in tears of joy. One client had a spontaneous orgasm after I made only 3 crucial management decisions and I was only musing aloud on a slow afternoon. Sometimes I piss pure gold powder. My blood has a salty yet floral fragrance that employees find intoxicating. My last office chair actually said “thank you” when I left it for the last time."
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Masumi's Cover Letter for Me01/29/2015 23:41 #59799
Snowboarding at HolimontI hope I will never ride at Holiday Valley again.
Holimont is worlds better. While I assumed night riding took its toll on conditions at Holiday Valley, I always thought the region played its part as well. That's been disproved, as the trails were almost as good as any mountain resort I've been too. And now I know it isn't as inaccessible as I previously thought it was.
I'm wondering how accurate the speeds are on this app I use:
While I definitely went faster than any runs at HV last year, I don't think my first runs had my fastest stints. Those occurred when we did some blacks later in the day. But the early runs, where I hit the 40's, were almost a straight line down so I think it has trouble pinpointing actual speed and relies on the time from the top to the bottom. Lesson Learned: beeline it during my next trip to see if I can hit 50.
Put up a YouTubes in case anyone wants to listen to a wind tunnel for 2 mins, and see what happened to someone else that tried to hit 50:
Riding
Holimont is worlds better. While I assumed night riding took its toll on conditions at Holiday Valley, I always thought the region played its part as well. That's been disproved, as the trails were almost as good as any mountain resort I've been too. And now I know it isn't as inaccessible as I previously thought it was.
I'm wondering how accurate the speeds are on this app I use:
While I definitely went faster than any runs at HV last year, I don't think my first runs had my fastest stints. Those occurred when we did some blacks later in the day. But the early runs, where I hit the 40's, were almost a straight line down so I think it has trouble pinpointing actual speed and relies on the time from the top to the bottom. Lesson Learned: beeline it during my next trip to see if I can hit 50.
Put up a YouTubes in case anyone wants to listen to a wind tunnel for 2 mins, and see what happened to someone else that tried to hit 50:
Riding
joe - 01/30/15 19:41
That video is insane. I kind of want to try it now.
What happened to the guy who crashed?
That video is insane. I kind of want to try it now.
What happened to the guy who crashed?
YesThatCasey - 01/30/15 03:16
Woops, should be public now.
I'm definitely a speed junkie on the slopes. Might try some other apps next time I'm out to see if the numbers are consistent.
Woops, should be public now.
I'm definitely a speed junkie on the slopes. Might try some other apps next time I'm out to see if the numbers are consistent.
joe - 01/30/15 02:21
Holy crap I didn't know you ski that fast. Video is private though ;(
Holy crap I didn't know you ski that fast. Video is private though ;(
08/02/2014 04:06 #59261
When people ask me about the allure of comics...07/19/2014 18:13 #59215
awesome street art on AllenCategory:
Rochester has an amazing street art initiative via walltherapy.com. I would love to see the same here, and this piece is one of my favorite local ones.
tinypliny - 07/24/14 03:46
There is no such site called walltherapy.com !
There is no such site called walltherapy.com !
joe - 07/22/14 01:42
Also thanks for posting :D
Also thanks for posting :D
joe - 07/22/14 01:41
That is awesome. I can't tell why but the ones on wall therapy seem so much nicer than the recent ones on Allen. Maybe it's because they seem to encompass the whole wall.
That is awesome. I can't tell why but the ones on wall therapy seem so much nicer than the recent ones on Allen. Maybe it's because they seem to encompass the whole wall.
tinypliny - 07/19/14 21:29
Every city should have street art! That is AMAZING!
If you ever go to Lisbon, I think you would love all the art on the streets there!
Every city should have street art! That is AMAZING!
If you ever go to Lisbon, I think you would love all the art on the streets there!
metalpeter - 07/19/14 21:22
I like that you like that art and it is pretty cool and I'm not bashing it I'm just use to the stuff that was on that wall before that.... It was tough to get a good picture of with all the trees in the lot.... I don't know if they got rid of them so you could see it or because they knew they where going to have new art take its place .... Do you know if this ties in with the other recent art added ... Cause I'll get bashed for this but I think the art the mural on the side of hardware was better but that is just me :) but this does look great
I like that you like that art and it is pretty cool and I'm not bashing it I'm just use to the stuff that was on that wall before that.... It was tough to get a good picture of with all the trees in the lot.... I don't know if they got rid of them so you could see it or because they knew they where going to have new art take its place .... Do you know if this ties in with the other recent art added ... Cause I'll get bashed for this but I think the art the mural on the side of hardware was better but that is just me :) but this does look great
04/07/2014 23:42 #58879
Last trip to Cali
iriesara - 04/09/14 19:36
What theater is that?
What theater is that?
metalpeter - 04/09/14 18:24
Nice Photos
Nice Photos
joe - 04/09/14 12:32
Nice pictures. It makes me want to swim in the ocean someday.
That looks like Whole Foods to me. (e:paul) has you addicted.
Nice pictures. It makes me want to swim in the ocean someday.
That looks like Whole Foods to me. (e:paul) has you addicted.
tinypliny - 04/08/14 03:31
Those are some beautiful colours! :-)
Those are some beautiful colours! :-)
so did you submit it? I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS. you could get jobs from weird ass cover letters. i can't imagine how boring it must be to read resumes and normal cover letters. if someone wrote that shit, i'd hire them on the spot and then start sexually harassing them immediately. like pubic hair on their cans of coke.
That's awesome.