I have never chatted with so many torsos in my life. For such an openly gay town, you think people would show their faces. My thoughts, butterface.

Yet having gone to the nude beach enough now, its interesting to see how many people are hot in every way but their face. Nude beaches are their paradise.

They have the creepiest dolls as the Provincetown Museum by the tower. I got a snapshot of this one to use as my phone's lock screen.

The hurricane is putting a damper on the weather so we went to Moby Dick's in Wellfleet via car.

The food and atmosphere was really good and we made it before the crowds got there for dinner.

I had some amazing Wellfleet oyster on the half shell and crab cakes that were made of pretty much just lump crabmeat.

They even had a veggie burger for (e:Joe) and a tasy chicken sandwich for (e:terry). Strangely, the veggie burger came on a gluten free bun by default and they gave him the option to switch it out for a traditional wheat roll. Oh how times are changing.











After dinner (e:Joe) and I threw ourselves in the hurricane Aurthur ocean. We only went a little way out and I can see how you would die if you went any further. Its amazing the strength of the waves.

We hiked up the giant tower. Its an amazing structure. The attached museum is pretty interesting too. We learned a lot about whaling.

I got bit by some spiders. I now hate spiders. It is horrible. Its finally starting to heal like 4 days after of bliserting pain. Luckily, the ocean helps but other than that there is no help. I tried everything. On the positive side I don't get mosquito bites and everyone else is bitten up.

The part that sucks more than the pain is that it is now embarassing to not where a shirt as it looks like I have smallpox in that spot or something terrible.





I burned a spider I found in the room in hot water as retribution. When I get back I am going to kill every fucking spider I see in the house.