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06/17/2011 22:32 #54515

Golden Greek Tortoise
Category: pets
I always want to get another sulcata but I can't because they just get to big. Then today I found a kind of tortoise that stays relatively small at 6-7" and is very similar looking to a baby sulcata. Its called a greek golden tortoise . Then I found this site saying golden greeks are not a type of tortoise

Here it is in all its cuteness. I would name it creme puff.
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I take it back, nothing is as cute as a baby sulcata.
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tinypliny - 06/18/11 12:51
Battle? These things are TINY when they are born - like a few centimetres across!
metalpeter - 06/18/11 12:30
I was wondering if they would battle or not? Maybe if you feed Basra enough and in spot so he doesn't move for his food they might not.......
tinypliny - 06/18/11 11:52
I think the Basra might eat the smaller ones.

06/17/2011 14:45 #54512

The Motherload and grace muscles
Category: garden
(e:terry) and I went to home depot to buy a ton of soil. We had to rent a truck. The manager heard how much soil we were buying and that we rented a truck so he offered us a ton of broken but more expensive organic dirt, soil, mulch, sand bags for free with the stipulation we had to load it ourselves and take it all of it. In the end we moved over 3000lbs of material with our "grace" muscles. Now we have to unload it at home.

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tinypliny - 06/18/11 11:56
At this point I will settle for any muscles -graceful or not. Someone asked me if I had shrunk a few inches the other day!
tinypliny - 06/17/11 19:55
Man, I need to really come to yoga. I have pretty much lost whatever little I had gained. Pretty graceless I am afraid.
paul - 06/17/11 15:57
Its what (e:enknot) calls the muscles we get from yoga vs the muscles he gets from lifting weights. Considering that moving 3000lbs of material in a hour is is the max performance I need to get out of my body per year, that it was relatively easy, and that the rest time I am just typing, I think "grace" muscles are good enough. I mean why power a Hummer when I really just need a Vespa.
tinypliny - 06/17/11 15:48
What are grace muscles? Should I know this fancy term?

06/17/2011 11:38 #54511

basra the bionic super tortoise
Category: pets
I had this dream that basra the tortoise (e:paul,54485) dried up and his shell cracked open. He one eye dried off and his arms and legs had dried up into stumps. Even though half of his organs were hanging out his shell and he couldn't really, see he was still alive.

After a serious freakout where we all tried to blame each other for letting him dry out, we scooped him up and held him together with wegmans bags and hangers. Once we got him to the vet, she said she had been conducting research on this type of problem and that she could turn him into a bionic tortoise for ~$20,000 and that he would have his normal lifespan. He would also be able to hook him up to a computer system and communicate directly brain by writing computer programs. As soon as I decided to go through with the procedure, I woke up.
tinypliny - 06/17/11 12:52
Heheh.. very entertaining. That is SO you, something that your brain would construct. (Obsession with amputations + computer technology + roadkill)

06/17/2011 10:27 #54510

The creepiest high chair
Category: furniture
This gem is sitting in the parking lot behind India Gate on elmeood. It looks like a prop from a horror movie. I wonder what era its from?

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tinypliny - 06/17/11 19:56
lol
paul - 06/17/11 15:59
As long as your kid had a recent tetnus shot.
tinypliny - 06/17/11 15:49
I bet it had cushions where the screws are. If you imagine it new, it doesn't look that bad.
puddlediving - 06/17/11 14:40
I'd guess from the 70's. It was all about plastic molded accessories then.

06/17/2011 10:25 #54509

Blues Traveler
Category: thursday
Went to Thursday in the square last night to see Blues Traveler. Despite it being packed, the lack of chairs made moving around much easier and we got right up front. Its so entertaining to watch girls throw themselves at (e:enknot). Seriously, its like deer on those corn feeders.

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The sound on the video is horrible because we were so close up.

metalpeter - 06/17/11 16:54
Thought about going but with the rain I passed and went to sportsman's to see the guy in a band who did "Hot Rod Lincoln" ...

Now onto something more fun figure out a percentage of how many of the girls throwing them selves at Tony went home with him.....Lucky Tony...