Now I think its pityriasis rosacea. It fits the description very well with hive like welts that have a cigarette papery center. Trust me I have researched like every skin condition under the sun and it seems the most plausible. They radiate out like a Christmas tree if looking at me head on. The unfortunate part is that takes a long time to go away. Here are some links



So I have money and health insurances but it seems like every dermatologist has a months long waiting list and no idea about anyone else to call. Luckily, I made a dermologist appoint for next week about 4 months ago just to get some moles checked out. Here is to forward thinking or being psychic.
And more luckily, thankfully my boss let me work from home while it was really bad this week.
The lighting in the picture don't really do it justice in terms of the redness.



The watery drip in this last pic is really just a water drip not some blister.

Was this before or after Toronto? You also ate some strange fruit a couple of weeks back. They look like just hives to me. Sometimes substances can stay in body long periods of time so it really could still be hives related to an allergic reaction to something. I like (e:tinypliny)'s advice of not suggesting to MD what you think you have and just waiting and seeing what they say first.
Are you suggesting mono? I don't feel overly tired or sick otherwise.
Oh, and don't tell him/her what you suspect. Always biases people and closes doors of the mind.
Viruses can be contagious and Halloween was around two weeks before...
On the other hand, this could be completely non-viral and the manifestation of an allergy. Do post what the dermatologist finds!
I did have chicken pox. I don't think it shingles because these are not painful or blister like. As for mono, I never had it before that I know of.
You do seem to fit the bill for that condition... but Pityriasis rosea is thought to have a viral origin. Did you ever have chicken pox as a kid? Or maybe a long episode of mono?
I'd be really interested in hearing about your final diagnosis at the dermatologist.
Hmmm... didn't you buy that cocoa butter thing some weeks back?