I went bald today and it is a liberating feeling. I can feel little streams of air wafting across my head. A young lymphoma patient snipped my curls off. She is still on a regimen of five different kinds of chemotherapy. A cancer survivor told me about the time when she lost her hair - all of it, including the hair from her nostrils. She said she felt as if she were breathing the world in every time she inhaled.
I am more convinced than ever that we need to keep going, work harder and think out of the box in our battle against this wretched disease. We don't have any time or space for cynicism. My department's reaction amazes me. All of them, without an exception, went out of their way to make my bald nutty head feel appreciated and warm. They are a unique family.
I ran into the charming (e:enknot) in the cafeteria when I went searching for (e:libertad). Tony, who on earth is Andrew Reed and how do you know him? More importantly, what is he doing on the tables of our cafeteria? He is not even a first-page hit on Google Images: He is clearly not one of these: Or is he? Do you have a deep dark obsession with the British church, state, police and sport, that no one had an inkling about... till right this moment!??
(e:libertad), I am now so curious about your office! I am going to gatecrash someday. You work in a mysterious building that is just marked by a direction - not even a name! And no guests are allowed?! Why, my office is always crawling with guests and other random people!
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03/03/2010 20:15 #51103
Totally Bald.Category: simple pliny
02/27/2010 23:22 #51087
We are creatures of carbon.Category: science
We evolved through our carbon interactions.
We migrated lead by our carbon needs.
We reproduced guided by our carbon culture.
We engineered our carbon environments.
We sheared the fabric of our lives with carbon based hostilities.
We continue to interact and change our carbon dynamics.
To carbon we all shall return.
02/26/2010 19:19 #51080
Organic milk - hating it!Category: eating in
I finally caved in and bought a carton of Amish Organic Country Farms 1% Milk (well, mainly because they were out of the fat-free milk gallon). I really had high expectations from this milk - seeing as how it is organic and all. I could not have been more unrealistic about my expectations.
This milk tastes like it came directly from the cow or buffalo or whatever bovine they were milking. I know some of you are smirking and saying. "It's milk. What else did you expect?".
Let me tell you, I did not expect the farmyard cow/bovine smell. It completely throws my milk drinking experience. It taints my coffee and makes tea unbearable with its heavy heavy cow-ish/bovine odour. My tongue is now coated with the same odour and I can feel it slowly creeping up my sinuses. Ugh. Ugh. UGH.
I am DONE with this Organic Amish milk business. I am going back to fat-free mass-produced possibly hormone tainted neutral-smelling milk. I think I will deal with the devil and trade a little undue cell proliferation for the urge to throw up everytime I drink my favourite black tea with milk.
Maybe boiling will do away with the smell? What do you think?
This milk tastes like it came directly from the cow or buffalo or whatever bovine they were milking. I know some of you are smirking and saying. "It's milk. What else did you expect?".
Let me tell you, I did not expect the farmyard cow/bovine smell. It completely throws my milk drinking experience. It taints my coffee and makes tea unbearable with its heavy heavy cow-ish/bovine odour. My tongue is now coated with the same odour and I can feel it slowly creeping up my sinuses. Ugh. Ugh. UGH.
I am DONE with this Organic Amish milk business. I am going back to fat-free mass-produced possibly hormone tainted neutral-smelling milk. I think I will deal with the devil and trade a little undue cell proliferation for the urge to throw up everytime I drink my favourite black tea with milk.
Maybe boiling will do away with the smell? What do you think?
libertad - 02/27/10 21:08
I have no idea. I never buy a gallon and I admit I don't even look at the price of things that I buy on a consistent basis. The glass has a refundable deposit on it. You really should try it just once because it really tastes so awesome.
I have no idea. I never buy a gallon and I admit I don't even look at the price of things that I buy on a consistent basis. The glass has a refundable deposit on it. You really should try it just once because it really tastes so awesome.
tinypliny - 02/27/10 19:04
I find myself in perfect agreement with (e:zzzzzzooobbbba)rr even though I am less than unprincipled about many things - which is equivalent to saying that I deliberately may have deleted the concept of principles from many icky situations. I draw the line at inhaling and gulping down the scent of cows and other ruminants, however.
LOL @ (e:heidi)'s comment. Yeah, shows shocking lack of exposure to anything farm-related, huh? Do you like that smell - can you detect it, just curious...
@Libertad - really? recyclable glass? How much is a gallon at the coop?
I find myself in perfect agreement with (e:zzzzzzooobbbba)rr even though I am less than unprincipled about many things - which is equivalent to saying that I deliberately may have deleted the concept of principles from many icky situations. I draw the line at inhaling and gulping down the scent of cows and other ruminants, however.
LOL @ (e:heidi)'s comment. Yeah, shows shocking lack of exposure to anything farm-related, huh? Do you like that smell - can you detect it, just curious...
@Libertad - really? recyclable glass? How much is a gallon at the coop?
libertad - 02/27/10 11:47
I prefer milk that comes from cows not treated with growth hormones but never have had organic. I like Byrne Dairy which is sold at the coop or I have heard at Price Rite. The coop sells it in a glass returnable jar and I swear it tastes so good from a glass jar.
I prefer milk that comes from cows not treated with growth hormones but never have had organic. I like Byrne Dairy which is sold at the coop or I have heard at Price Rite. The coop sells it in a glass returnable jar and I swear it tastes so good from a glass jar.
zobar - 02/26/10 20:32
I don't know nothin about organic cow milk. You'd be able to use it up quicker, and probably notice the taste less, in cheesy dishes. I recommend a yin/yang mornay sauce with organic milk and Kraft singles freedom cheese.
I once ended up with a carton of rice milk and it totally fucked with my coffee until I found something else to do with it. Soy milk is ok in coffee. Rice milk tastes like rice. I like rice as much as, if not more than, the next guy but if you don't draw the line somewhere man where are your principles.
- Z
I don't know nothin about organic cow milk. You'd be able to use it up quicker, and probably notice the taste less, in cheesy dishes. I recommend a yin/yang mornay sauce with organic milk and Kraft singles freedom cheese.
I once ended up with a carton of rice milk and it totally fucked with my coffee until I found something else to do with it. Soy milk is ok in coffee. Rice milk tastes like rice. I like rice as much as, if not more than, the next guy but if you don't draw the line somewhere man where are your principles.
- Z
02/25/2010 22:34 #51078
China = Italy = Information OligarchyCategory: opinion
I can't believe how similar they are. One has a paranoid stuffy government who monitors any anti-political comments like a hawk. The other has a prime minister who owns every traditional broadcast media in the country and is now moving to crush internet freedom so that his broadcast media would profit and thrive at the cost of the net.
How do people vote in these autocrats?
Italy may be one of Europe's favourite tourist destinations, but I bet very few scientists would actually want to live there. How close-minded and disturbing is this latest news?! Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
How do people vote in these autocrats?
Italy may be one of Europe's favourite tourist destinations, but I bet very few scientists would actually want to live there. How close-minded and disturbing is this latest news?! Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
tinypliny - 02/26/10 18:57
I have it from reliable sources that it is going to get worse for all internet commerce and broadcast - including Google in Italy.
Seeing as how you are the absolute child and compulsive addict of the internet information highway, I cannot imagine you being happy at all, living there. (Unless of course, you anticipate replacing all your internet addiction and cravings with a bucketload more of olives and fig-eating).
I have it from reliable sources that it is going to get worse for all internet commerce and broadcast - including Google in Italy.
Seeing as how you are the absolute child and compulsive addict of the internet information highway, I cannot imagine you being happy at all, living there. (Unless of course, you anticipate replacing all your internet addiction and cravings with a bucketload more of olives and fig-eating).
paul - 02/26/10 17:43
I agree it is really scary but I still plan on moving there at some point.
I agree it is really scary but I still plan on moving there at some point.
02/17/2010 22:10 #51034
Pastele Paper Vs. Parchment PaperCategory: grocery
I went hunting for Parchment paper today (and by hunting, I mean wandering about aimlessly through the aisles at Pricerite till I see something vaguely interesting that I can pore over). I didn't exactly find Parchment paper but I found a roll of something called Pastele paper.
Someone had put a produce sticker on the roll of paper so that it was priced by the pound, had an expiration date and had directions for refrigeration. I thought it was curious, and was carrying it around to ask someone what it was.
However, in a moment of absent-mindedness at the checkout queue, I forgot about how weird it was and bought it before I remembered I didn't know what it was. Does anyone know what it is, though? Can it serve as a Parchment paper substitute? Or is it just wax paper in disguise? Should I return it?
Chowhound has a thread on Pasteles - apparently they are a Puerto Rican specialty comfort food. But it doesn't tell me if the paper is inflammable in the oven.
Anyone have a clue about the combustion physics of Pastele paper?
Someone had put a produce sticker on the roll of paper so that it was priced by the pound, had an expiration date and had directions for refrigeration. I thought it was curious, and was carrying it around to ask someone what it was.
However, in a moment of absent-mindedness at the checkout queue, I forgot about how weird it was and bought it before I remembered I didn't know what it was. Does anyone know what it is, though? Can it serve as a Parchment paper substitute? Or is it just wax paper in disguise? Should I return it?
Chowhound has a thread on Pasteles - apparently they are a Puerto Rican specialty comfort food. But it doesn't tell me if the paper is inflammable in the oven.
Anyone have a clue about the combustion physics of Pastele paper?
tinypliny - 07/20/10 21:40
Hmmm...the thing is I don't go to weggers any more. I sat down and did some expense accounting. You won't believe this but over the course of the last year, not going to weggers has saved me $1000. The prices at weggers have to be such huge mark-ups for such substantial savings!
Hmmm...the thing is I don't go to weggers any more. I sat down and did some expense accounting. You won't believe this but over the course of the last year, not going to weggers has saved me $1000. The prices at weggers have to be such huge mark-ups for such substantial savings!
paul - 07/20/10 10:11
Parchment paper is available at wegmans both in the normal variety by baking goods and in the higher quality, non-bleached variety in the nature's market place.
Parchment paper is available at wegmans both in the normal variety by baking goods and in the higher quality, non-bleached variety in the nature's market place.
tinypliny - 07/20/10 02:23
So, the pastele paper is a poor cousin of the parchment paper. Not recommended for baking. It may not burn but it doesn't prevent sticking and get's all sort of stuck on residue in the end. :/
So, the pastele paper is a poor cousin of the parchment paper. Not recommended for baking. It may not burn but it doesn't prevent sticking and get's all sort of stuck on residue in the end. :/
jenks - 02/19/10 23:28
does it look like paper? the expiration date etc almost makes it seem like it's... i dunno... thin pastry or something?
I can't help about the pasteles.
but I do know parchment paper can sometimes be hard to find... but any kitchen store should have it, and decent grocery stores USUALLY do.
But another option- buy a Sil-Pat. I don't know how much they cost, since mine was a gift, but the thing rocks. And it's reusable (and thus (I'd hope) more environmentally friendly than parchment). And if it works for those lace cookies, I think it would work for ANYthing.
does it look like paper? the expiration date etc almost makes it seem like it's... i dunno... thin pastry or something?
I can't help about the pasteles.
but I do know parchment paper can sometimes be hard to find... but any kitchen store should have it, and decent grocery stores USUALLY do.
But another option- buy a Sil-Pat. I don't know how much they cost, since mine was a gift, but the thing rocks. And it's reusable (and thus (I'd hope) more environmentally friendly than parchment). And if it works for those lace cookies, I think it would work for ANYthing.
tinypliny - 02/18/10 07:48
But I want to use the thing for making speculoos. Do you think it will stay flame-free in the oven?
I read more about pasteles and they sound like a fridge-full of veggies, a shelf full of spices and lentils and a freezer full of meat mixed together in a complicated way and steamed in plantain leaves!
But I want to use the thing for making speculoos. Do you think it will stay flame-free in the oven?
I read more about pasteles and they sound like a fridge-full of veggies, a shelf full of spices and lentils and a freezer full of meat mixed together in a complicated way and steamed in plantain leaves!
uncutsaniflush - 02/17/10 22:51
If memory serves (from my misspent youth in NYC), pasteles are wrapped in plantain leaves or/and less authentically parchment paper. Without seeing what you bought I would suspect you got parchment paper (hopefully) that would be good for making pasteles.
If memory serves (from my misspent youth in NYC), pasteles are wrapped in plantain leaves or/and less authentically parchment paper. Without seeing what you bought I would suspect you got parchment paper (hopefully) that would be good for making pasteles.
I want to see it. If I ever really wind up doing locks for Love, who knows I know I would want the pictures posted.
Yes, please post the picture!! Congrats, (e:tinypliny)!!
where is the picture!
Wow, it never occurred to me how many of those in the morgue were smokers. I hope their spirits encourage us to give great support!
Hmm.. so the quitline is "above the morgue". You can persuade ANYone to quit!
I should say I have (e:enknot)'s pic of tiny being bald. I will send upon request. She is cute bald!
I made them take it to the bone - but I still have a slight fuzz left. The hairdresser was using electric clippers and they can't really go as far as a conventional blade.
Hehe, I didn't have THE peterazzi around! ;-)
I have a pic of (e:tinypliny) bald if anyone wants it...
The answer (e:tinypliny) is that our office is oppressive. We are chained to our desks and are starved of sunlight.
I can arrange to have you come take a peak while I'm on lunch tomorrow. We are directly above the morgue so if you can get to the morgue we are just one story up which is better than 6ft under? I guess you will have to wait and see...
Did they cut very low or do you look like Cojack Or stone Cold Steve austin or best example is (e:vincent)? My other question is why no Picture?