Tinypliny's Journal

03/24/2009 22:08 #48185

My Kitchen Sink = Revolting
Category: whine

Some bloke on the eighth floor poured grease down his kitchen sink. It came down and blocked mine. The resident plumber of Mayflower worked on it for 2 hours. To give you a fair idea about the actual sink circumstances and show off my sink-drawing skillz...

When I came home at around 5:30, the sink was filled to the brim with back-flow greasy gutter water!! It was pretty gross. After some frantic emergency bailing and plumbing, it is now filled with a sort of mini-bubble bath (made up of a generous dose of dishwashing fluid foam and water) for... creepy-crawlies. The plumber said that if he started fixing it now, the whole building might need to be up and bailing gutter water for the next 12 hours. So he going to fix it tomorrow. The soap is to cut the grease and stop any more back-flow.

Anyway, the after-picture is not good. I can't cook today. What a cruel little torture. I have already had 4 apples. :/

AND WHO THE HELL POURS GREASE DOWN HIS KITCHEN SINK??? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR RAVING MIND, 8th floor denizen??? AAAARRRrrrrgh. Yeah, I am TOTALLY not smiling and saying Hi to YOU any more.

tinypliny - 03/26/09 18:21
Actually, I am not very sure what he looks like! (I have around 3 candidate 8th floor people on my do-not-smile list now.) Hahaha

PS: Does your colleague non-(e:James) live on the 8th floor??

paul - 03/26/09 10:17
What does he look like?

tinypliny - 03/24/09 22:45
Shut up. The white flag is now down. Hahaha

jason - 03/24/09 22:36
That's the nature of karma, innit? =D

tinypliny - 03/24/09 22:33
Not to mention coated with polycyclic aromatic smoky charred hydrocarbons with proven colon-carcinogenicity. :)

PS: I SO love locking horns with you. (e:jason). :D
PPS: You know, with all that food taunting I have been delivering you since this morning, this was a nice little piece of "take that, snob" backlash. My kitchen karma is totally boomeranging.

jason - 03/24/09 22:28
Why not get a little grill? Grilled fruits and veggies are fantastic.

03/24/2009 19:35 #48182

Really Lazy
Category: the odes

03/23/2009 20:10 #48169

We have a grocery store!!!!
Category: grocery

PS: I am reviewing it this Saturday.

03/23/2009 00:37 #48161

Hello E:Strip!
Category: e:strip

tinypliny - 03/23/09 19:58
Thank you!! My head just grew several centimetres in diameter! :)

libertad - 03/23/09 13:29
Looks good. Mine is terrible.

theli - 03/23/09 10:00
The horror! THE HORROR!

Nah, actually looks great. Mine is chicken scratch.

mrmike - 03/23/09 09:57
Very nice penwomanship! :)

rory - 03/23/09 00:43
OOoh - lovely script TP!

03/22/2009 17:51 #48155

The Pope says what??
Category: science

The Pope on AIDS:
"You can't resolve it with the distribution of condoms," "On the contrary, it increases the problem."

Sure, Mr. Pope. Were you wearing your seat belt when you said this? You shouldn't have. You can't resolve air crashes by wearing seat belts. On the contrary, it increases air crashes. You are encouraged not to fly at all. That is the perfect solution for avoiding air crashes. Seriously, stay on that Vatican balcony, wave to people and make all the diseases go away.

metalpeter - 03/23/09 19:59
I don't agree with the Pope. I do get what he is saying from a Belief sense. If you give out condoms it will enforce a behavior that shouldn't be encouraged. It is like saying sex is ok. You have to remember that they believe sex outside of marriage is a sin, they also believe contraception is a Sin. So to him it is like saying ok sin twice and that will stop AIDS. His point is that if you stop the Behavior then no one else will get AIDS. He does have a point. That being said they won't stop and to think they will is silly. But he also can't come out and tell people to do what he thinks is a sin.