

Last night, it was potatoes. Tonight, my nonpartisan campaign coverage hits musical endorsements. At the event where John McCain brought out Daddy Yankee to announce his endorsement, somebody asked Mr Yankee what his song 'Gasolina' is about. His answer: 'energy independence.'
Meanwhile Barack Obama's got Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z, and, depending on your interpretation of this runaway inflatable pig, Roger Waters.

But now that we've finally got a black guy from Chicago on the ticket, where's all the blues singers?
Wow, I wish I hadn't seen that. He's got Al Gore rhythm.
- Z
YOU ARE SUCH A DORK.
Shit, You just "Rickrolled" me ;-)