As the 1972 election results came in, my uncle locked himself in his bedroom and drank one shot of whiskey for every state Richard Nixon won. He was very drunk indeed
(WIKIPEDIA - United_States_presidential_election,_1972) I'm much more of a lightweight than he is, but in his honor I introduce the Sarah Palin Drinking Game. Since this will play out over the next week or two, the drinks will become payable at the Halloween party.
1. If John McCain doesn't fire Sarah Palin, take a drink.
2. If Sarah Palin is 'allowed to resign,' take a drink.
3. If the campaign cites sexism as a contributing factor to her departure, take a drink.
4. If the campaign cites liberal bias in the mainstream media as a contributing factor to her departure, take a drink.
5. If campaign spokesperson Tucker Bounds names the New York Times specifically as a contributing factor to her departure, take two drinks.
6a. If Thursday's debate is cancelled because the campaign has not yet appointed a new vice presidential nominee, take a drink.
6b. Alternatively, if Palin hasn't mercifully dropped out by the debate, drink heavily throughout.
7. If the campaign replaces Sarah Palin with Rudy Giuliani, take three drinks - you'll need them.
- Z
Now that is crispy, oven baked goodness I can believe in.