Thank you for the restore backup button Paul! We've been having serious internet issues this week and it's hard to stay on more than 5 minutes at a time! So here's my story:
Today I was thinking about how stateside we gripe and complain about how inconvenient it is to get a car serviced. I reconsidered this as I made my way to the "industrial area". It sounds charming doesn't it? The "industrial area".
I was an industrial area virgin. I was nervous. I wasn't sure what to expect. I only knew the first step; find a human sacrifice.
You need a human sacrifice. This is the person you sucker into following you out to Timbuktu's neighbor, Bum Fuck Nowhere. You commence road combat with a few thousand cars and heavy machinery down narrow lanes of construction for about 45 minutes. You engage a series of defensive maneuvers to avert potholes, maniacs, and assholes to reach your desired desitnation. In my case, Kia.
Here you must be very brave and leave the 'security' of your vehicle. With nothing but your Spidey sense to protect you, you must navigate to the entrance on foot. Once inside you are subjected to a series of interrogations in an attempt to find 'customer service', which is heavily guarded by "sales", "replacement parts", "cashier", and "collisions".
"Customer service" is the devil's cousin. He will charm you and woo you to divert all your attention from the task at hand. He will lull you into endless conversation about the origin of your name and the presidential elections of your home country.
You must stay focused! You must negotiate a trade with "customer service": your keys for a small bit of paper. If you are successful, you embark on the same journey in reverse, if your sacrifice hasn't escaped and left you for dead.
Hours, or perhaps days later you will receive a call asking for you to exchange the bit of paper for your vehicle. This requires new tactics for gaining the trust of your human sacrifice as you need them to reach the drop point. I found food to be an incentive.
Act as quickly and efficiently as possible to make the extraction. Exchange your bit of paper and wait at the side door. When you see your vehicle coming down the line, yank the driver out and hop in while it's still rolling. This will maximize your time and avoid further seduction by "customer service".
Commence evasive maneuvers and retreat. Task completed: oil change. Time taken: 6 hours.
I can sleep well Knowing I get to look forward to this process for the next three years of my life. Yeah buddy!
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03/27/2008 04:44 #43804
the industrial areaCategory: about doha
03/22/2008 09:07 #43753
ridin' the dunes!Category: about doha
Finally Mohamed took me out to the dunes. It was fabulous! We didn't get to do anything 'really' crazy because we were with our boss and he's not so into that. We did ride them though and it was soooooo much fun! I need to figure out how to do my videos but meanwhile here are some photos from the day! Enjoy.
first things first, you have to let the air out of the tires, down to 10psi!
this is what i called the 'launching pad', it is essentially the beginning of the dunes where everyone hits the gas and takes the first ride up
at the crest
when people talk about living on the edge, this is one of them
a view of where we just were on the crest
what we didn't do because of the boss, was bank...don't worry, there will be a next time without him and we'll do it!
then something very strange happened. it was as if someone blew a whistle and said, 'follow me', because hundreds of cars starting leaving this one area and heading for another spot
we followed because, what the hell...
the wind really picked up and it created a mysterious misty sand blowing over the surface, we stopped for pics
sunset was gorgeous
first things first, you have to let the air out of the tires, down to 10psi!
this is what i called the 'launching pad', it is essentially the beginning of the dunes where everyone hits the gas and takes the first ride up
at the crest
when people talk about living on the edge, this is one of them
a view of where we just were on the crest
what we didn't do because of the boss, was bank...don't worry, there will be a next time without him and we'll do it!
then something very strange happened. it was as if someone blew a whistle and said, 'follow me', because hundreds of cars starting leaving this one area and heading for another spot
we followed because, what the hell...
the wind really picked up and it created a mysterious misty sand blowing over the surface, we stopped for pics
sunset was gorgeous
theecarey - 03/27/08 12:58
super fantastic pics-- got a sense of being there!
super fantastic pics-- got a sense of being there!
museumchick - 03/23/08 18:58
that's so awesome! I loved looking at those pictures, especially the sunset.
that's so awesome! I loved looking at those pictures, especially the sunset.
metalpeter - 03/22/08 11:22
Looks like a fun time, and I'm sure next time with out the boss will be amazing. I love that last picture.
Looks like a fun time, and I'm sure next time with out the boss will be amazing. I love that last picture.
jenks - 03/22/08 10:48
wow, great pix!
wow, great pix!
libertad - 03/22/08 10:16
How do they get their whites so white? Looks like great fun. You do amazing things!
How do they get their whites so white? Looks like great fun. You do amazing things!
mrmike - 03/22/08 09:51
very cool. Loved the raspberry desert
very cool. Loved the raspberry desert
james - 03/22/08 09:48
That looks like crazy fun. Ditch the boss next time. ^_^
That looks like crazy fun. Ditch the boss next time. ^_^
03/19/2008 05:12 #43726
courageCategory: potpourri
I had a rough night last night. With all things new come many growing pains. We seem to be stuck in a growth spurt over the last 4 months. Nothing but bitching and complaining from the student staff that are supposed to be part of the team. We all know there is no "I" in team, and right now it's all about the "I" for them.
I needed some inspiration to motivate me this morning. I dropped in an Enya CD to bring the heart rate down and began flipping through my Paulo Coelho books. I decided on this one:
"Courage is the most important gift for anyone seeking to understand the Language of the World" - The Alchemist
As a global citizen, doing the work I do, I am trying to understand the language of the world. It's not easy to be where I am, alone, in the palm of one of the most violent regions of the Earth. I work every day with people from countries I've never explored, customs I know nothing about, and religious views I don't understand. So today I will draw on my courage to guide me through what seems like the darkest hour.
I needed some inspiration to motivate me this morning. I dropped in an Enya CD to bring the heart rate down and began flipping through my Paulo Coelho books. I decided on this one:
"Courage is the most important gift for anyone seeking to understand the Language of the World" - The Alchemist
As a global citizen, doing the work I do, I am trying to understand the language of the world. It's not easy to be where I am, alone, in the palm of one of the most violent regions of the Earth. I work every day with people from countries I've never explored, customs I know nothing about, and religious views I don't understand. So today I will draw on my courage to guide me through what seems like the darkest hour.
metalpeter - 03/19/08 17:45
I wish I had some very wise words that would help. All I can say is group/team dynamics can be very complicated, all you need is one trouble maker or one person who likes drama and it can cause all kinda of problems. Sometimes people think that what they want is what they deserve. Sometimes this can happen if they feel slighted or used or miss used and then decide to put them selves first or ahead of the team. I wish you the best of luck with dealing with all of this.
I wish I had some very wise words that would help. All I can say is group/team dynamics can be very complicated, all you need is one trouble maker or one person who likes drama and it can cause all kinda of problems. Sometimes people think that what they want is what they deserve. Sometimes this can happen if they feel slighted or used or miss used and then decide to put them selves first or ahead of the team. I wish you the best of luck with dealing with all of this.
chico - 03/19/08 15:21
lc, you are indeed the global citizen i can only aspire to be... be strong and forthright and keep up the good work (and/or fight, when necessary)
lc, you are indeed the global citizen i can only aspire to be... be strong and forthright and keep up the good work (and/or fight, when necessary)
carolinian - 03/19/08 10:01
Nothing else matters if you got to see the pyramids. Just remember where the real treasure lies.
Nothing else matters if you got to see the pyramids. Just remember where the real treasure lies.
03/18/2008 03:40 #43713
agendasCategory: potpourri
I could come up with a bunch of answers to my own question but I don't know if any of them would be right. Someone contacted me recently looking for new friends in Doha. It happened to be a guy.
Now, I know 90% of the time what they really mean is they are looking for a westerner to date because they think we're free sex machines. Sad but true story. It is a tradition of mine to ignore and delete anything that comes my way in the form of, "U eyez so butiful, ur such butiful womenz". However this message just said,"I'm new to Doha and looking to make some friends". Ok, fair enough. I'm looking for new friends too.
So I checked things out, he appeared to be normal, his page wasn't full of porn stars in thongs saying, "me lick you long time $10". He was a rapid responder to everything I sent, "When can we meet up?", "I'm always free in the evenings and most weekends".
So after a few weeks I finally have a free night so we plan to go out. He was actually quite fun. I thought, wow, a new friend. Awesome!
Then we grab some food. Then the shoe drops. "What do you think of me? What were you expecting when we met? ..." Sigh.
Why, why, why do people do this? Did I ever ONCE mention anything related to dating or being interested? No. But all along you had this intention. All along you knew this wasn't about making a new friend. All along you had an agenda.
Now, I know 90% of the time what they really mean is they are looking for a westerner to date because they think we're free sex machines. Sad but true story. It is a tradition of mine to ignore and delete anything that comes my way in the form of, "U eyez so butiful, ur such butiful womenz". However this message just said,"I'm new to Doha and looking to make some friends". Ok, fair enough. I'm looking for new friends too.
So I checked things out, he appeared to be normal, his page wasn't full of porn stars in thongs saying, "me lick you long time $10". He was a rapid responder to everything I sent, "When can we meet up?", "I'm always free in the evenings and most weekends".
So after a few weeks I finally have a free night so we plan to go out. He was actually quite fun. I thought, wow, a new friend. Awesome!
Then we grab some food. Then the shoe drops. "What do you think of me? What were you expecting when we met? ..." Sigh.
Why, why, why do people do this? Did I ever ONCE mention anything related to dating or being interested? No. But all along you had this intention. All along you knew this wasn't about making a new friend. All along you had an agenda.
metalpeter - 03/18/08 18:59
I will be the first to admit I'm no dating expert. But what I will say is this You can take the fact that he wanted to date you as a good thing. If I where You I would. I'm not saying this guy is one of them but there are some guys who like to be friends first and then see if they can get into that dating zone, or the she doesn't know anyone so when she get horny she'll call me zone. Again this is where I say if is intention was just to have sex with you take that as a compliment. But there are also those people who use deception for what ever reason that they do. I can't really get into this guys mind really. I'm guessing that your instincts are right. Two side notes you are what we Americans call "A good catch" stupid term but it might explain things some what. As a side note I do have pornstars on my myspace page (friends list somewhere) also so that alone wouldn't make someone a bad person. It may to late now but hopefully you at least said hey I not going to date you and if that is what you really want then no luck but if you really want to hang out sometime you wrote me so write again or something along those lines. It is to bad he had to lie to you. I wish you luck and hope things are going well for you, and that things are at least civil with him so that if you run into each other someplace there doesn't become a death match.
I will be the first to admit I'm no dating expert. But what I will say is this You can take the fact that he wanted to date you as a good thing. If I where You I would. I'm not saying this guy is one of them but there are some guys who like to be friends first and then see if they can get into that dating zone, or the she doesn't know anyone so when she get horny she'll call me zone. Again this is where I say if is intention was just to have sex with you take that as a compliment. But there are also those people who use deception for what ever reason that they do. I can't really get into this guys mind really. I'm guessing that your instincts are right. Two side notes you are what we Americans call "A good catch" stupid term but it might explain things some what. As a side note I do have pornstars on my myspace page (friends list somewhere) also so that alone wouldn't make someone a bad person. It may to late now but hopefully you at least said hey I not going to date you and if that is what you really want then no luck but if you really want to hang out sometime you wrote me so write again or something along those lines. It is to bad he had to lie to you. I wish you luck and hope things are going well for you, and that things are at least civil with him so that if you run into each other someplace there doesn't become a death match.
joshua - 03/18/08 10:27
Wow - he lied to you to get in the door. A+ winner. =/
Wow - he lied to you to get in the door. A+ winner. =/
03/17/2008 16:08 #43707
the kingdomCategory: potpourri
I have to tell you, this movie is fantastic! If you haven't seen it, get your booty to the video store and watch it.
While watching it I realized just how much I've changed in the last 8 months and how much perspective I'm getting on life in the Middle East.
I understood a lot of the Arabic which was cool. A lot of it was filmed in Abu Dabi so you can really get a good idea of what it looks like here in Qatar. The roadways are the same (well the major roadways that is).
Oh, and Jason Bateman's character does an outstanding job of freaking out about how they drive. Seriously, you MUST watch it. Watch how they fly through the roundabouts. Yes, I know they claim it's 'military procedure' in the movie, but that's REALLY how they drive here.
The part about the prince in his palace, totally accurate. Falcons are a big deal here. The guys are wearing the traditional thobe which the men here wear. The only difference is that Saudi's wear the red and white checked gudthra and the Qataris wear solid white.
Ok, just go watch the movie!
While watching it I realized just how much I've changed in the last 8 months and how much perspective I'm getting on life in the Middle East.
I understood a lot of the Arabic which was cool. A lot of it was filmed in Abu Dabi so you can really get a good idea of what it looks like here in Qatar. The roadways are the same (well the major roadways that is).
Oh, and Jason Bateman's character does an outstanding job of freaking out about how they drive. Seriously, you MUST watch it. Watch how they fly through the roundabouts. Yes, I know they claim it's 'military procedure' in the movie, but that's REALLY how they drive here.
The part about the prince in his palace, totally accurate. Falcons are a big deal here. The guys are wearing the traditional thobe which the men here wear. The only difference is that Saudi's wear the red and white checked gudthra and the Qataris wear solid white.
Ok, just go watch the movie!
metalpeter - 03/17/08 17:24
You are correct that it is a very good movie. I was given a copy of it by someone. There is one thing I didn't like about, no subtitles. I can understand when there are Americans present but when one guy is trying to get info from the other guy it would be nice to know what they are saying but other then that very good. Oh yeah plus Jenifer Garner is hot also, as a bonus.
You are correct that it is a very good movie. I was given a copy of it by someone. There is one thing I didn't like about, no subtitles. I can understand when there are Americans present but when one guy is trying to get info from the other guy it would be nice to know what they are saying but other then that very good. Oh yeah plus Jenifer Garner is hot also, as a bonus.
3 years? are you staying longer?
i'm easily bought off with food.
as you well know, haha.
wow, what an adventure!
haha well written!