Watch out Bart Simpson... here's a new level of prank call phone names.
Ahhhhh, juvenile humor!
[the thing is, I saw a bunch of these listed on myspace as "who I want to meet" and I thought they were hockey players at first.]
Rod Gazinya
Shea Verpuzzi
Woody Pfeiler
Hugh Jardon
Ray Pugh
Betty Humpter
Wilma Fingerdoo
Herbie Verstinks
Julie Vastaine
Dixie Normus
Phillip McCann
Benjamin Earhardt
Eileen Ulich
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12/18/2007 23:41 #42574
is your refrigerator running?12/17/2007 20:13 #42560
Vanity MomentOk, so a girl from work just found me on facebook. And she has this picture up.
And, well, it's not a bad picture of me.
But I had never seen it before.
It's from graduation this spring. The Boy (aka The Asshole- i.e. the guy I was all upset about this summer, and last summer, and posted/deleted about non-stop) was my date that night. He was kind of a jerk, and we were totally late and I barely even got to talk to my friends. But we did snap this one pic.
And one guy from work told me I looked nice. And it was a little funny and awkward- I think he was a little embarrassed saying something like that to his 'superior'. In any case, I thought it was kind of cute and funny. So, I told my 'boyfriend'. And he said "eh... I don't see what the big deal is. It's just a dress."
Stupid fucker.
Whatever.
Good riddance.
p.s. how are you guys? I am way behind on journal-reading. need to catch up.
And, well, it's not a bad picture of me.
But I had never seen it before.
It's from graduation this spring. The Boy (aka The Asshole- i.e. the guy I was all upset about this summer, and last summer, and posted/deleted about non-stop) was my date that night. He was kind of a jerk, and we were totally late and I barely even got to talk to my friends. But we did snap this one pic.
And one guy from work told me I looked nice. And it was a little funny and awkward- I think he was a little embarrassed saying something like that to his 'superior'. In any case, I thought it was kind of cute and funny. So, I told my 'boyfriend'. And he said "eh... I don't see what the big deal is. It's just a dress."
Stupid fucker.
Whatever.
Good riddance.
p.s. how are you guys? I am way behind on journal-reading. need to catch up.
metalpeter - 12/18/07 12:15
I will say this that there a a few cuties in that picture. Yes I include you in that. Oh by the way who is the hot Asian Girl next to you and that dark busty hotie down on the end hook a dude up. Don't really I bet I have nothing in common with either of those two. That is a nice picture of everyone it really is. The thing is about work is that I'm guessing the guy has never seen you dressed like that before so he spoke his mind. Then after he said what he said it downed on him that what he said could be looked at as non professional or that oh shit I'm hitting on my boss. Oh and (e:imk2)'s comment is very funny, but it could be true also.
I will say this that there a a few cuties in that picture. Yes I include you in that. Oh by the way who is the hot Asian Girl next to you and that dark busty hotie down on the end hook a dude up. Don't really I bet I have nothing in common with either of those two. That is a nice picture of everyone it really is. The thing is about work is that I'm guessing the guy has never seen you dressed like that before so he spoke his mind. Then after he said what he said it downed on him that what he said could be looked at as non professional or that oh shit I'm hitting on my boss. Oh and (e:imk2)'s comment is very funny, but it could be true also.
mrmike - 12/18/07 06:40
Tells you what a jerkass he was -- might only be a dress but any normal thinker would appreciate what you did to it. Looked sensational
Tells you what a jerkass he was -- might only be a dress but any normal thinker would appreciate what you did to it. Looked sensational
lilho - 12/18/07 00:29
wow, what a beautious photo!
wow, what a beautious photo!
imk2 - 12/17/07 21:42
ugh, what an asshole. i think it's because he doesn't really like girls.
ugh, what an asshole. i think it's because he doesn't really like girls.
paul - 12/17/07 21:02
You should add "boyfriend at the time." So as to not make every boyfriend after that look bad, lol.
You should add "boyfriend at the time." So as to not make every boyfriend after that look bad, lol.
paul - 12/17/07 20:19
The new boyfriend or the old one?
The new boyfriend or the old one?
12/14/2007 12:32 #42516
potluck?!Wait a second, no potluck posts yet?
I want pix...
Sorry I (we) didn't make it.
We went to Left Bank instead.
In a LIMO.
hahaha.
It was D's birthday yesterday. So I had made reservations at Left Bank. But still thought maybe we'd be able to swing by before/after for a few minutes...
During the day he talked to his friend, whose wife's birthday was saturday. And in chatting it came up that they also had reservations, at the same time. And this guy had a limo lined up. (way to one-up me, dude. Actually, he about 10-upped me. He had the limo take her to the spa, then to Macy's for a day with a personal shopper. Then to dinner. How awesome.)
So, the limo picked us all up, and we had a delicious dinner at Left Bank.
still, sorry I couldn't make it last night.
So where are the pix??
I want pix...
Sorry I (we) didn't make it.
We went to Left Bank instead.
In a LIMO.
hahaha.
It was D's birthday yesterday. So I had made reservations at Left Bank. But still thought maybe we'd be able to swing by before/after for a few minutes...
During the day he talked to his friend, whose wife's birthday was saturday. And in chatting it came up that they also had reservations, at the same time. And this guy had a limo lined up. (way to one-up me, dude. Actually, he about 10-upped me. He had the limo take her to the spa, then to Macy's for a day with a personal shopper. Then to dinner. How awesome.)
So, the limo picked us all up, and we had a delicious dinner at Left Bank.
still, sorry I couldn't make it last night.
So where are the pix??
metalpeter - 12/15/07 16:55
Sounds like you had a good time. I will say that yes Jason did show up and you can ask others who where also there. However in terms of pictures that might be a problem. I'm not saying that there where not pictures taken but I didn't see any other cameras out. I did take pictures but can't get them off my memory card. someone I know at walgreens saw a couple pictures but couldn't get them to print and there system won't grab the pictures I even went to a different walgreens. I did not format the card cause I thought maybe some or someplace might have a way to get the pictures of the card like another photo place but for now there are no pictures. The odd part is I took pictures find and than ran into the problem at walgreens. What I should have done and didn't know it was download them first. If the memory card went bad somehow and it wasn't that it and the picture machine didn't get along than it wouldn't matter but maybe I would have them to post. Some of them where ok and some of them looked really good.
Sounds like you had a good time. I will say that yes Jason did show up and you can ask others who where also there. However in terms of pictures that might be a problem. I'm not saying that there where not pictures taken but I didn't see any other cameras out. I did take pictures but can't get them off my memory card. someone I know at walgreens saw a couple pictures but couldn't get them to print and there system won't grab the pictures I even went to a different walgreens. I did not format the card cause I thought maybe some or someplace might have a way to get the pictures of the card like another photo place but for now there are no pictures. The odd part is I took pictures find and than ran into the problem at walgreens. What I should have done and didn't know it was download them first. If the memory card went bad somehow and it wasn't that it and the picture machine didn't get along than it wouldn't matter but maybe I would have them to post. Some of them where ok and some of them looked really good.
jason - 12/14/07 13:26
Yes, and I showed up. Fucker. BONK!!!!!
Yes, and I showed up. Fucker. BONK!!!!!
12/11/2007 19:25 #42478
How time flies!Just realized my 2 year estrip-iversary was 12/6.
Thanks for everything, peeps.
Through good times and bad times, I can count on you guys for some smartass comments to make me laugh.
And that's as sentimental as I'll get.
But a (hopefully final) note on an overly drawn out saga involving a certain boy and a certain rescue and a certain rescue forum-
Apparently the shit is hitting the fan. This is all second/third hand info (since I am banned for life)- but it sounds like his little empire is crumbling.
And finally (FINALLY) I don't care.
I tried and tried to be supportive. He couldn't care less.
But now I've moved on. The torch I've been carrying has been put out.
And it's paying off in spades.
Karma's a bitch, E, ain't it?
Thanks for everything, peeps.
Through good times and bad times, I can count on you guys for some smartass comments to make me laugh.
And that's as sentimental as I'll get.
But a (hopefully final) note on an overly drawn out saga involving a certain boy and a certain rescue and a certain rescue forum-
Apparently the shit is hitting the fan. This is all second/third hand info (since I am banned for life)- but it sounds like his little empire is crumbling.
And finally (FINALLY) I don't care.
I tried and tried to be supportive. He couldn't care less.
But now I've moved on. The torch I've been carrying has been put out.
And it's paying off in spades.
Karma's a bitch, E, ain't it?
mrdeadlier - 12/13/07 14:38
Was that you I just passed on the 2nd floor? If so, sorry for the weird stare -- I couldn't recall where I knew you from until just after I passed you. If not, just disregard this...
Was that you I just passed on the 2nd floor? If so, sorry for the weird stare -- I couldn't recall where I knew you from until just after I passed you. If not, just disregard this...
mrmike - 12/11/07 20:00
Good for you for movin...less chance of getting caught in the crossfire
Good for you for movin...less chance of getting caught in the crossfire
12/08/2007 15:07 #42434
more pixCategory: misc
So I behaved like a normal girl the other day, and went shopping. And found a fantastic silver dress, and some fantastic shoes, which I post here for the hell of it. Because I like 'em. They're hot.
Then last night went to the UB grad student xmas party. I am not technically a grad student at UB, but my post-grad training is through UB, so I have an ID, blah blah. And a bunch of my friends in different programs were going. Much to my surprise, ran into (e:terry) (e:matthew) and (e:brit). Woohoo!
Which is exactly why I decided to tell this boy about my journal. So if I'm out and someone yells 'Jenks!' I don't have any explaining to do. But so you are the first estrippers to meet him. And for the record, he liked you guys. :) He and matthew even went to the same high school- just 11 years apart. haha.
But it was a fun night. Good to see you guys. :) Wish I took more pix.
It's too bad I'm such a midget. Even in monster heels.
Then last night went to the UB grad student xmas party. I am not technically a grad student at UB, but my post-grad training is through UB, so I have an ID, blah blah. And a bunch of my friends in different programs were going. Much to my surprise, ran into (e:terry) (e:matthew) and (e:brit). Woohoo!
Which is exactly why I decided to tell this boy about my journal. So if I'm out and someone yells 'Jenks!' I don't have any explaining to do. But so you are the first estrippers to meet him. And for the record, he liked you guys. :) He and matthew even went to the same high school- just 11 years apart. haha.
But it was a fun night. Good to see you guys. :) Wish I took more pix.
It's too bad I'm such a midget. Even in monster heels.
kara - 12/12/07 08:02
I want those shoes. Where did you find them?
I want those shoes. Where did you find them?
museumchick - 12/08/07 20:12
I hope it's okay to say, but he's kind of handsome.
I hope it's okay to say, but he's kind of handsome.
mrmike - 12/08/07 18:54
He's a one lucky bloke, he is. You looked great
He's a one lucky bloke, he is. You looked great
Rectum? Damn near killed em