...not to have a post-season to worry about. Then, after losing your last game of the season, you can go out to a South Beach nightclub, get really hammered, then get arrested for either smashing up an emergency vehicle, or for being a drunken ass who refuses to leave a club when asked and then charges at the cop who's doing the asking.
Way to go, Ville Peltonen and Eddie Belfour.
If that link doesn't work, try these:
The Miami Herald's coverage:

Yahoo Sports' coverage:
They had PDFs of the arrest reports up on the Miami Herald site - kind of amusing reading.
In other hockey news, I won my fantasy league (the
Lake Effect League) for the second year in a row. That wasn't such a big deal last year, when there were only four of us in the league - but this year, we were a real 12-team league, complete with people I didn't even know! I wouldn't have minded losing to a friend, but when it came down to the final weeks, it was me against a stranger, so I felt honor-bound to win (if not exactly stomp his ass into the ground). My friend Meg, the Preds fan who lives in Nashville, came in 3rd. Next year, tho', I am totally going to come in in the middle of the pack, or else 1) people are going to start accusing me of rigging the thing somehow, and b) my husband is going to start up again with his theme of how I'm so competitive and how I can't stand to lose, which is not really the case.
Getting back to real hockey for a sec - who's psyched for the playoffs? I know I am. Y'all are so lucky up there - you can go see real, live playoff games! (If, y'know, you're willing to pay the arm, leg, and firstborn child to get tickets.) We don't even have a television set, let alone the cable subscription that would let us see the playoffs. We need to find a good, hockey-friendly sports bar in our neighborhood.
sigh. It was 88 degrees here today. Y'all might get
snow before the week is out. I really miss living in NY. (<---100% not sarcasm at all)
I want to go to the Nines as well.
And walk around Collegetown and eat a big, heaping plate of pad thai while walking around there.
And go to the much nicer sit-down thai place on the main road whose name I forget.
And go to Manos. If they still exist.
And leave a note for the Roy H. Park dean telling him/her that I've actually done okay for myself despite getting kicked out of there and leaving was probably one of the better things that's happened to me.
And see all the professors who talked me through lots of difficult stuff when I was there and tell them "thank you".
Dude, Club Molesters has been closed for ages - I think it closed down shortly after I graduated, which is like, 7 years ago now. Well, first it changed names, then it closed.
The place I want to go is the Nines (assuming that's even still there). I haven't been there since that time we went.
Anyway, a wine tour may be in the plans... I'll keep you posted! :)
I've only mentioned half my depraved idea. The full version of it would be an (e:strip) wine tour, where a bunch of (e:peeps) would would chip in to charter a school bus (like (e:bugmuncher) did on the day of his wedding) and descend upon winery after winery in the Finger Lakes region consuming massive amounts of alcohol. And at some point, the trip would get temporarily diverted to Ithaca where I could nostalgically reminisce on college days that were never actually as good as I remember them and I could see whether the 30-year old me sucks any more or less at picking up girls at Club Semesters than the 20 year-old me. On the way back, we could drink even more on the bus and watch $1.99 kung fu movies on a portable DVD player.
Most of this is probably not feasible or desirable (which is why it's known as a "stupid idea"). But it would be kind of cool for us to all meet up back at Ithaca again.