This dude just tried passing me in the oncoming-traffic lane of Kenmore Ave. After he realized what an idiotic idea that was, at the next red light he got out of his car to yell at me. The light turned green as he was getting out of the car, and I was a block away before he managed to get back in and get his car back in drive.
Next red light I was not so lucky. Homeboy comes charging out of his car and starts slamming on my side window. Reassuring words from the passenger side: 'he's wearing a police badge...' Fine, I roll down the window. Homeboy starts howling about everything under the moon but I think all I did was give him a blank stare. Light turns green and he books down Kenmore 50mph.
Instant poll: DWI off-duty cop with a Napoleon complex? Or a flabby ex-gay-costume-stripper bitter about his long-past glory days?
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04/11/2007 00:03 #38845
some fuckin' peopleCategory: hassled by the man
04/10/2007 16:49 #38837
i work for the liberal mediaCategory: the liberal media
Trust me, we don't care. This means you, (e:james,38834)
[I found this ad on an article about the May postage rate increase. Apparently it's only the maverick alternative conservative media with the harbls to cover postage rate increases.]
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james - 04/10/07 20:50
The Liberal Media is totally keeping it a secret. Why else would Maureen Dowd be such a frigid little vixen?
The Liberal Media is totally keeping it a secret. Why else would Maureen Dowd be such a frigid little vixen?
04/06/2007 16:04 #38775
im in ur internetsCategory: a series of tubes
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metalpeter - 04/06/07 17:20
I will admit I didn't look at all the pictures on that site but a lot of the ones I did look at are cute and funny.
I will admit I didn't look at all the pictures on that site but a lot of the ones I did look at are cute and funny.
04/03/2007 12:08 #38727
damn fine coffeeCategory: television
The Twin Peaks Season 2 DVD is now finally shipping
for those of you who already own Season 1. For boneheads like me who were waiting until Season 2 came out to buy both, Season 1 is totally sold out and is fetching around $100 on eBay. I asked some random dude about it and he said if you don't have Season 1 already he'd recommend waiting for the full box set in October.- Z
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decoyisryan - 04/03/07 13:28
wow, that sucks about season 1 being discontinued. i got mine back when it came out.....amazon has some used one for 60..not a bad price. got season 2 today...fire walk with me is going to rereleased later this year in a 2 disc set. i want to get my had on a copy of the pilot....which much to my dissatisfaction is not included in the season one dvd.
wow, that sucks about season 1 being discontinued. i got mine back when it came out.....amazon has some used one for 60..not a bad price. got season 2 today...fire walk with me is going to rereleased later this year in a 2 disc set. i want to get my had on a copy of the pilot....which much to my dissatisfaction is not included in the season one dvd.
james - 04/03/07 13:01
no shit.
I am about half way through season two right now. I downloaded a pirated version that has Swedish subtitles along the bottom. This, however, is much much better.
thanks for the heads up.
no shit.
I am about half way through season two right now. I downloaded a pirated version that has Swedish subtitles along the bottom. This, however, is much much better.
thanks for the heads up.
04/02/2007 10:44 #38716
for the lamos who lamed out on usCategory: roller derby
Photos of the game are forthcoming
- Z
james - 04/02/07 22:24
darn it, I was going to comment both on the pink headband and make a Donny Darko reference. Early bird and the worm and all that I guess.
darn it, I was going to comment both on the pink headband and make a Donny Darko reference. Early bird and the worm and all that I guess.
joshua - 04/02/07 13:47
Haha - the bunny outfit is one thing, but did you really have to wear a matching pink headband? I still think its funny though.
Haha - the bunny outfit is one thing, but did you really have to wear a matching pink headband? I still think its funny though.
leetee - 04/02/07 11:58
My lame ass was with my husband's lame ass in Hamilton, visiting my mom. We weren't able to see her on her 60th birthday about 2 weeks ago, so we went this weekend. The Queen City Roller girls need to check with our schedule from now on. This isn't the first time it's happened!
I like the pink headband on you. Good look. Nice bunny costume, too. I have an Eeyore costume that's big and fuzzy like that... maybe we can get together and scare some children together.
My lame ass was with my husband's lame ass in Hamilton, visiting my mom. We weren't able to see her on her 60th birthday about 2 weeks ago, so we went this weekend. The Queen City Roller girls need to check with our schedule from now on. This isn't the first time it's happened!
I like the pink headband on you. Good look. Nice bunny costume, too. I have an Eeyore costume that's big and fuzzy like that... maybe we can get together and scare some children together.
carolinian - 04/02/07 11:28
Do you believe in time travel?
Do you believe in time travel?
mrmike - 04/02/07 11:13
silly wabbit!
silly wabbit!
This is why cops are so intolerable. They think that a badge is akin to some sort of royal seal that grants them all kinds of latitude in how to act when they AREN'T working.
Its too common to be funny anymore.
1. that's some shit!
2. yes, i'd love to hear more from the guy who used to live in qatar!
When I was growing up we were required to spend time in a simulator :::link::: learning how to effectively deal with such situations.