[Geeky, slight popular appeal:]
I have begun a perverse new project which I call Billustrator, a simple drawing program with a familiar interface:
It is written in Java, and thus runs on Mac OS X and Linux as well as Windows. It will be small and lightweight, so that users can do simple editing quickly. The architecture is extensible by design, and so it is not limited by its own assumptions. I think it would be keen to be able to embed it into web pages as an applet, and thus enhance the graphic capabilities of this 'Web 2.0' nonsense. [Along the lines of the (e:strip) chalkboard, only more so.]
(e:dragonlady7) thought I was cracked, until this afternoon when she said she needed to crop & scale an image and had to resort to Photoshop. I guarantee that Billustrator could have had the job done before Photoshop had even finished launching.
The main UI is nearly done, and all the commands and tools are stubbed out. Even the builtins are implemented as plugins, so the plugin architecture is coming along as well and should end up very robust. More details [or not] as they become available [or don't].
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04/22/2007 21:47 #39008
perverseCategory: geeky
04/18/2007 11:28 #38938
1 ring...1 steel cage...8 wrestlers...and YOU!Category: awesome
04/11/2007 00:03 #38845
some fuckin' peopleCategory: hassled by the man
This dude just tried passing me in the oncoming-traffic lane of Kenmore Ave. After he realized what an idiotic idea that was, at the next red light he got out of his car to yell at me. The light turned green as he was getting out of the car, and I was a block away before he managed to get back in and get his car back in drive.
Next red light I was not so lucky. Homeboy comes charging out of his car and starts slamming on my side window. Reassuring words from the passenger side: 'he's wearing a police badge...' Fine, I roll down the window. Homeboy starts howling about everything under the moon but I think all I did was give him a blank stare. Light turns green and he books down Kenmore 50mph.
Instant poll: DWI off-duty cop with a Napoleon complex? Or a flabby ex-gay-costume-stripper bitter about his long-past glory days?
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Next red light I was not so lucky. Homeboy comes charging out of his car and starts slamming on my side window. Reassuring words from the passenger side: 'he's wearing a police badge...' Fine, I roll down the window. Homeboy starts howling about everything under the moon but I think all I did was give him a blank stare. Light turns green and he books down Kenmore 50mph.
Instant poll: DWI off-duty cop with a Napoleon complex? Or a flabby ex-gay-costume-stripper bitter about his long-past glory days?
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joshua - 04/11/07 16:02
This is why cops are so intolerable. They think that a badge is akin to some sort of royal seal that grants them all kinds of latitude in how to act when they AREN'T working.
Its too common to be funny anymore.
This is why cops are so intolerable. They think that a badge is akin to some sort of royal seal that grants them all kinds of latitude in how to act when they AREN'T working.
Its too common to be funny anymore.
ladycroft - 04/11/07 11:27
1. that's some shit!
2. yes, i'd love to hear more from the guy who used to live in qatar!
1. that's some shit!
2. yes, i'd love to hear more from the guy who used to live in qatar!
carolinian - 04/11/07 00:26
When I was growing up we were required to spend time in a simulator :::link::: learning how to effectively deal with such situations.
When I was growing up we were required to spend time in a simulator :::link::: learning how to effectively deal with such situations.
04/10/2007 16:49 #38837
i work for the liberal mediaCategory: the liberal media
Trust me, we don't care. This means you, (e:james,38834)
[I found this ad on an article about the May postage rate increase. Apparently it's only the maverick alternative conservative media with the harbls to cover postage rate increases.]
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james - 04/10/07 20:50
The Liberal Media is totally keeping it a secret. Why else would Maureen Dowd be such a frigid little vixen?
The Liberal Media is totally keeping it a secret. Why else would Maureen Dowd be such a frigid little vixen?
04/06/2007 16:04 #38775
im in ur internetsCategory: a series of tubes
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metalpeter - 04/06/07 17:20
I will admit I didn't look at all the pictures on that site but a lot of the ones I did look at are cute and funny.
I will admit I didn't look at all the pictures on that site but a lot of the ones I did look at are cute and funny.
Sounds like a cool project! It would be neat to have this as a plugin on estrip.org.
carolinian, have you tried using the Gimp with the X11 program in Mac OS X? It's a really cool open-source image editor that I use all the time on Linux.
Actually it wasn't so much that I needed to crop and scale something (which I can do in iPhoto, but that also takes about eight years to load, now that I have over ten thousand photos in it... Sigh), but that I needed to draw a quick diagram of something to explain a point. More and more I need to draw quick diagrams, and less and less do I have time to crank out Photoshop for it.
Though, as I can't find my tablet or my mouse, it's kind of almost a moot point. I don't know how well I can doodle with a touchpad.
Ordinarily, I'd say you were off-your rocker.
But considering that there's really no simple paint application that comes with OSX, it's perfectly understandable. It's kinda weird that you get lots of software for ripping and editing MP3's from iLife, but the second you need to doodle something, you have to buy an $800 program. I've been using JDraw for several years for such doodles; you may be able to harvest some useful Java code from that.
Of course, you will need to add Bonjour and Flickr support for added geek points. ;)