Take a Bite out of Crime.
It tastes like Chicken.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
No radio. Already stolen.
Thank you for pot smoking.
Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't roleplay.
I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you
I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen!
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
Only users lose drugs
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
D.A.R.E : Drugs Are Really Exciting
Crime Does Pay (seen on a new BMW)
Officer, I swear the body was dead when I found it
Officer, will this bumper sticker saying "Support Law Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?
I'm innocent, I was framed, I didn't really mean to do it.
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03/08/2005 12:32 #37450
More crime bumperstickers03/08/2005 12:28 #37449
crime BumperstickersDon't steal. The government hates competition.
Fight Crime. Shoot back!
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot - Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail.
Thieves will be beaten, stabbed and stomped. Survivors will be prosecuted.
Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853.
Anonymous
My kid's an honor student...yes your honor...no contest your honor..nice tie your honor.
I hate cops!
Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?
Fight Crime. Shoot back!
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot - Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail.
Thieves will be beaten, stabbed and stomped. Survivors will be prosecuted.
Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853.
Anonymous
My kid's an honor student...yes your honor...no contest your honor..nice tie your honor.
I hate cops!
Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?
03/08/2005 12:23 #37448
Spray paintLaw: One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
Country: United States
City: Tempe
Citation: Sec. 22-103. Limiting access to graffiti implements.
(a) No person other than a parent or legal guardian shall sell, exchange, give, loan, or otherwise furnish, or cause or permit to be exchanged, given, loaned, or otherwise furnished, any graffiti implement to any person under the age of eighteen (18) years.
(b) Evidence that a person, his or her employee, or agent demanded and was shown acceptable evidence of majority and acted upon such evidence in a transaction or sale shall be a defense to any prosecution under this section. Acceptable evidence of majority shall include, but is not limited to, driver's license, state-issued identification or military identification.
(c) This section does not apply to the transfer of graffiti implements from parent to child, guardian to ward, employer to employee, teacher to student or in any other similar relationship when such transfer is for a lawful purpose.
(d) Violation of this section is a class 1 misdemeanor.
(Ord. No. 97.66, 12-11-97)
This law is self expanitory. What age brackets usually paint crap all over walls and sides of objects. I think this is a good law but probably makes little sense to the majority of the population since many find graffitti issues not that big of a deal. Spary paint can also be a useful substance in "Getting High" I guess. So thats another situation this law stops.
Country: United States
City: Tempe
Citation: Sec. 22-103. Limiting access to graffiti implements.
(a) No person other than a parent or legal guardian shall sell, exchange, give, loan, or otherwise furnish, or cause or permit to be exchanged, given, loaned, or otherwise furnished, any graffiti implement to any person under the age of eighteen (18) years.
(b) Evidence that a person, his or her employee, or agent demanded and was shown acceptable evidence of majority and acted upon such evidence in a transaction or sale shall be a defense to any prosecution under this section. Acceptable evidence of majority shall include, but is not limited to, driver's license, state-issued identification or military identification.
(c) This section does not apply to the transfer of graffiti implements from parent to child, guardian to ward, employer to employee, teacher to student or in any other similar relationship when such transfer is for a lawful purpose.
(d) Violation of this section is a class 1 misdemeanor.
(Ord. No. 97.66, 12-11-97)
This law is self expanitory. What age brackets usually paint crap all over walls and sides of objects. I think this is a good law but probably makes little sense to the majority of the population since many find graffitti issues not that big of a deal. Spary paint can also be a useful substance in "Getting High" I guess. So thats another situation this law stops.
03/08/2005 12:15 #37447
OreganDishes must drip dry.
The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
The majority of these laws don't seem to make much sense. Ones such as let dishes drip dry and wispering in lover's ear are things that should be optional and not be regarded as things that are prohibited. That and the fact that these things are not really noticable by law enforcement since they are in the privacy of one's home.
The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
The majority of these laws don't seem to make much sense. Ones such as let dishes drip dry and wispering in lover's ear are things that should be optional and not be regarded as things that are prohibited. That and the fact that these things are not really noticable by law enforcement since they are in the privacy of one's home.
03/08/2005 12:06 #37446
NorwayLaw: Beverages containing more than 4.75% alcohol may not be sold on election days.
Country: Norway
Explanation: In the early 1900s, many workers were drunk on election days, greatly swerving their judgement. To ensure citizens keeping a clear mind when voting for public officials, this law was passed.
This law makes sense and probably shouldn't go as far as stating it can't be sold on those days. It should be "One who votes shouldn't drink". Considering everyone doesn't vote and business is slightly altered. The issue doesn't bother me since I do not drink and do not live in Norway in the 1900s. This law should probably still be in effect since it can still relate to today's day and age.
Country: Norway
Explanation: In the early 1900s, many workers were drunk on election days, greatly swerving their judgement. To ensure citizens keeping a clear mind when voting for public officials, this law was passed.
This law makes sense and probably shouldn't go as far as stating it can't be sold on those days. It should be "One who votes shouldn't drink". Considering everyone doesn't vote and business is slightly altered. The issue doesn't bother me since I do not drink and do not live in Norway in the 1900s. This law should probably still be in effect since it can still relate to today's day and age.