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03/08/2005 12:42 #37452

boy driver
Kentucky
An inebriated teen decided to take the family car to the local convenience store in an attempt to buy some more spirits. After owners of the store would not give the boy what he wanted, he left the store only to find that the car would not start. Knowing that he would be in serious trouble if he did not quickly get home, the boy stole the police car a few yards from him. As he is driving home in the cruiser, a police officer spotted the boy and turn on his sirens. Not wanting to upset the officer, the boy pulled over. He was quickly placed under arrest and taken to the local jail.


Just a simple case of fear can lead people in all kinds of directions. Even those that will cause serious problems. The boy was stupid enough to take the car let alone the cop car. Now lets see how much he'll be in trouble now.

03/08/2005 12:37 #37451

Vermont
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

I am surprised to see this law in the United States of all countries.You would think it would be in one where woman were treated terrible. Yes the U.S does have its limitations on how it treats woman as men are treated but other countries are far more worse. a woman who needs false teeth is a woman of age and you'd think by now she has the rights to where them if she wanted to.

03/08/2005 12:32 #37450

More crime bumperstickers
Take a Bite out of Crime.

It tastes like Chicken.

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

No radio. Already stolen.

Thank you for pot smoking.

Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't roleplay.

I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you

I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen!

I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

Only users lose drugs

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

D.A.R.E : Drugs Are Really Exciting

Crime Does Pay (seen on a new BMW)

Officer, I swear the body was dead when I found it

Officer, will this bumper sticker saying "Support Law Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?

I'm innocent, I was framed, I didn't really mean to do it.

This and previous entry from Dumblaws.com




03/08/2005 12:28 #37449

crime Bumperstickers
Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Fight Crime. Shoot back!

Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot - Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail.

Thieves will be beaten, stabbed and stomped. Survivors will be prosecuted.

Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853.
Anonymous

My kid's an honor student...yes your honor...no contest your honor..nice tie your honor.

I hate cops!

Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?


03/08/2005 12:23 #37448

Spray paint
Law: One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
Country: United States
City: Tempe
Citation: Sec. 22-103. Limiting access to graffiti implements.
(a) No person other than a parent or legal guardian shall sell, exchange, give, loan, or otherwise furnish, or cause or permit to be exchanged, given, loaned, or otherwise furnished, any graffiti implement to any person under the age of eighteen (18) years.
(b) Evidence that a person, his or her employee, or agent demanded and was shown acceptable evidence of majority and acted upon such evidence in a transaction or sale shall be a defense to any prosecution under this section. Acceptable evidence of majority shall include, but is not limited to, driver's license, state-issued identification or military identification.
(c) This section does not apply to the transfer of graffiti implements from parent to child, guardian to ward, employer to employee, teacher to student or in any other similar relationship when such transfer is for a lawful purpose.
(d) Violation of this section is a class 1 misdemeanor.
(Ord. No. 97.66, 12-11-97)


This law is self expanitory. What age brackets usually paint crap all over walls and sides of objects. I think this is a good law but probably makes little sense to the majority of the population since many find graffitti issues not that big of a deal. Spary paint can also be a useful substance in "Getting High" I guess. So thats another situation this law stops.