Figuring they could sell parts on the black market, two men broke into an auto shop and stole six batteries and five carburetors. As the two were making their getaway, their car broke down. The duo called a tow truck and were immediately reported by the driver. It was later found out that the car broke down because the battery had died.
They shoiuld have at least used the batteries they stole to get the car working.. What people will do for a extra buck. If they were so short of money why did they waste some on trying to call a tow truck. Those things cost a arm and a leg. unless they paniced and were too afraid to use the objects they stole out in the open. Anyway the two are getting what is coming to them. At least its just a petty crime situation where no one could have been hurt.

Kentucky
An inebriated teen decided to take the family car to the local convenience store in an attempt to buy some more spirits. After owners of the store would not give the boy what he wanted, he left the store only to find that the car would not start. Knowing that he would be in serious trouble if he did not quickly get home, the boy stole the police car a few yards from him. As he is driving home in the cruiser, a police officer spotted the boy and turn on his sirens. Not wanting to upset the officer, the boy pulled over. He was quickly placed under arrest and taken to the local jail.


Just a simple case of fear can lead people in all kinds of directions. Even those that will cause serious problems. The boy was stupid enough to take the car let alone the cop car. Now lets see how much he'll be in trouble now.

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

I am surprised to see this law in the United States of all countries.You would think it would be in one where woman were treated terrible. Yes the U.S does have its limitations on how it treats woman as men are treated but other countries are far more worse. a woman who needs false teeth is a woman of age and you'd think by now she has the rights to where them if she wanted to.

Take a Bite out of Crime.

It tastes like Chicken.

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

No radio. Already stolen.

Thank you for pot smoking.

Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't roleplay.

I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you

I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen!

I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

Only users lose drugs

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

D.A.R.E : Drugs Are Really Exciting

Crime Does Pay (seen on a new BMW)

Officer, I swear the body was dead when I found it

Officer, will this bumper sticker saying "Support Law Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?

I'm innocent, I was framed, I didn't really mean to do it.

This and previous entry from Dumblaws.com

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Fight Crime. Shoot back!

Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot - Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail.

Thieves will be beaten, stabbed and stomped. Survivors will be prosecuted.

Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853.
Anonymous

My kid's an honor student...yes your honor...no contest your honor..nice tie your honor.

I hate cops!

Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?