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08/15/2006 12:31 #37367
wtfCategory: vincent gallo
No really, WTF??!
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08/11/2006 19:10 #37366
got myCategory: scooter
One of the local scooterists has a Stella GB150 with a license plate that says 'GOT MY'. I understand that custom motorcycle plates only have six letters, but, like, what does that even mean? So I asked her and she was all, I don't really know - it's kind of like fahrvergnugen. OK!
The point being that I just got my back from the shop, and I sort of dig where she's at. Life is more fun on two wheels.
EDITED TO ADD:
This link is for (e:dragonlady7) - it's the lightest trailer on the market, and it also happens to be one of the tallest.
- Z
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Appendix for gearheads:
What happened was: the engine was idling really low, to the point where it would stall out at traffic lights. This was very bad. They told me to turn up the idle screw. So I did, except then it would idle very high before idling very low and stalling out. Then I stopped at a light, pulled in the clutch and eased off the accelerator. The bike stopped, but the engine ... kept going. This was when I freaked out. I held down the kill switch, and the engine ... kept going. This was when I freaked out harder. After several seconds, the engine did die, I pushed it into a school parking lot, hitched a ride home, and called the shop. So when I picked it up today, I said well, what was the problem? And the mechanic said well, it looks like your gasket was homemade out of cardboard and it eventually gave way.
with a license plate that says 'GOT MY'. I understand that custom motorcycle plates only have six letters, but, like, what does that even mean? So I asked her and she was all, I don't really know - it's kind of like fahrvergnugen. OK!The point being that I just got my back from the shop, and I sort of dig where she's at. Life is more fun on two wheels.
EDITED TO ADD:
This link is for (e:dragonlady7)
- it's the lightest trailer on the market, and it also happens to be one of the tallest.- Z
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Appendix for gearheads:
What happened was: the engine was idling really low, to the point where it would stall out at traffic lights. This was very bad. They told me to turn up the idle screw. So I did, except then it would idle very high before idling very low and stalling out. Then I stopped at a light, pulled in the clutch and eased off the accelerator. The bike stopped, but the engine ... kept going. This was when I freaked out. I held down the kill switch, and the engine ... kept going. This was when I freaked out harder. After several seconds, the engine did die, I pushed it into a school parking lot, hitched a ride home, and called the shop. So when I picked it up today, I said well, what was the problem? And the mechanic said well, it looks like your gasket was homemade out of cardboard and it eventually gave way.
dragonlady7 - 08/11/06 22:55
I would so totally get one of those trailers and go around the country with it.
But you?
Could you really handle an interior ceiling height of five feet nine inches?
I would so totally get one of those trailers and go around the country with it.
But you?
Could you really handle an interior ceiling height of five feet nine inches?
joshua - 08/11/06 20:33
Those Beast boys hate Artvoice. Y'all are on the same political team, what gives?
Those Beast boys hate Artvoice. Y'all are on the same political team, what gives?
mrmike - 08/11/06 19:49
Looks like fun...
Looks like fun...
08/07/2006 21:37 #37365
a buddhist goes to the hot dog vendorCategory: food
...and he says: 'Make me one with everything.'
[badum-ching!]
So the vendor gives him the hot dog and he hands over a $20 bill. The vendor takes the money, and goes about his business. The Buddhist says, 'hey, what about my change?'
And the vendor goes: 'Change must come from within.'
[badum-dum-ching!]
We went to Old Man River for dinner, which got me thinking: every place you go, they make hot dogs different. Buffalo's got the 'Texas Hot,' which involves weird red shit if it's grilled or weird brown shit if it's griddled. Rochester's got the White Hot and the Garbage Plate. New Yorkers put sauerkraut and mushy degenerate onions on their all-beef dogs. Chicago hot dogs come from another planet entirely (WIKIPEDIA - Chicago-style hot dog).
Thus did I receive my Calling: I will quit my job, buy an RV, and tour America, sampling everyone's hot dogs along the way. I will write a book about hot dogs, with colorful photographs and unusual stories, and also there will be some recipes. I will become a veritable professor of hot dography. And then...
Well, by then I will probably be so sick of hot dogs that I will never eat another in my entire life.
- Z
[badum-ching!]
So the vendor gives him the hot dog and he hands over a $20 bill. The vendor takes the money, and goes about his business. The Buddhist says, 'hey, what about my change?'
And the vendor goes: 'Change must come from within.'
[badum-dum-ching!]
We went to Old Man River for dinner, which got me thinking: every place you go, they make hot dogs different. Buffalo's got the 'Texas Hot,' which involves weird red shit if it's grilled or weird brown shit if it's griddled. Rochester's got the White Hot and the Garbage Plate. New Yorkers put sauerkraut and mushy degenerate onions on their all-beef dogs. Chicago hot dogs come from another planet entirely (WIKIPEDIA - Chicago-style hot dog).
Thus did I receive my Calling: I will quit my job, buy an RV, and tour America, sampling everyone's hot dogs along the way. I will write a book about hot dogs, with colorful photographs and unusual stories, and also there will be some recipes. I will become a veritable professor of hot dography. And then...
Well, by then I will probably be so sick of hot dogs that I will never eat another in my entire life.
- Z
dragonlady7 - 08/11/06 22:56
I'll split the driving with you.
I'll split the driving with you.
joshua - 08/09/06 16:32
Have a guacamole dog ala Pink's in Los Angeles. Although I've been told by my local friends there that a better dog can be found elsewhere (and no obscene lines).
Steam your all-beef dog (vegedogs are complete bullshit and are for sissies) drop it in the bun and lather the guac on it. Bingo - apparently this was a genious idea.
Have a guacamole dog ala Pink's in Los Angeles. Although I've been told by my local friends there that a better dog can be found elsewhere (and no obscene lines).
Steam your all-beef dog (vegedogs are complete bullshit and are for sissies) drop it in the bun and lather the guac on it. Bingo - apparently this was a genious idea.
metalpeter - 08/08/06 20:11
Hey that is actually a preaty cool Idea, Have some one Video tape it and turn it into a documentary. I actually saw a preaty good one called Hamburger America. What would really be cool is if you could get someone to pay for it and each week they get a video segment or News story about it. Or just do it when you retire as a hobby.
Hey that is actually a preaty cool Idea, Have some one Video tape it and turn it into a documentary. I actually saw a preaty good one called Hamburger America. What would really be cool is if you could get someone to pay for it and each week they get a video segment or News story about it. Or just do it when you retire as a hobby.
08/05/2006 09:17 #37364
something for everyoneCategory: porn
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- Z
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metalpeter - 08/05/06 20:10
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Wow with all those choices how did you have time to post, kidding. There is one thing that they did leave out called Auto Fellatio and where is the animal sex other then that I think everything is covered that I can think of. No wait they have cigirette girls but not bong girls and they don't have Tattoo girls but they still cover a lot. I don't get much porn spam anymore, it is kinda to bad, but also good in a way.
08/02/2006 22:35 #37363
naked disco queersCategory: naked disco queers
Thing #1: The super-ghetto school-bus-conversion ice cream trucks seem to be improving, technologically. The one I saw yesterday on Delaware Ave had a drum track to its little tune, and a number of weird sound effects. It went: 'It's a small world after all [boioioing!] It's a small world after all [whizzz!]' all the way down the street. It sounded extra demented as it left and the doppler effect detuned it to a weird modal industrio-prog-rock thing.
Thing #2: One of my coworkers in the back office finally said 'enough of this shit, I can't work in this hot office,' and moved his computer up to the conference table. As he was working there this afternoon, suddenly a stream of water started pouring out of the ceiling and onto his head. Apparently, the central air conditioning unit that is supposed to cool the front office froze solid, shut off, and when the ice block it had created around itself started melting in the summer heat, it drained directly onto my coworker's chrome-dome.
Thing #3: We made our first formal announcement for our newest popularity contest this afternoon at about 12:30pm; just this afternoon we got two very good entries already. One of the entries was a decent but fairly average metal band; the other was a naked disco queer. There is no contest. If I could cancel the contest and declare a winner, it would totally be the naked disco queer, who says his shows are 'fabulous and horrible at the same time - like a trainwreck with box cars full of glitter.' He will be playing a show at a nudist beach in Florida in November. In his press photo, he is wearing nothing but a pair of tighty-whities and daring you to make fun of him so he can beat your ass. One of the sample songs he submitted is entitled 'Where in the Hell is North Tonawanda?' which, by the way, is my new journal music. This man is a rock star, in the purest sense of the word.
- Z
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Kendall, 'Where In the Hell is North Tonawanda?' gather:0353400001154572215
Thing #2: One of my coworkers in the back office finally said 'enough of this shit, I can't work in this hot office,' and moved his computer up to the conference table. As he was working there this afternoon, suddenly a stream of water started pouring out of the ceiling and onto his head. Apparently, the central air conditioning unit that is supposed to cool the front office froze solid, shut off, and when the ice block it had created around itself started melting in the summer heat, it drained directly onto my coworker's chrome-dome.
Thing #3: We made our first formal announcement for our newest popularity contest
this afternoon at about 12:30pm; just this afternoon we got two very good entries already. One of the entries was a decent but fairly average metal band; the other was a naked disco queer. There is no contest. If I could cancel the contest and declare a winner, it would totally be the naked disco queer, who says his shows are 'fabulous and horrible at the same time - like a trainwreck with box cars full of glitter.' He will be playing a show at a nudist beach in Florida in November. In his press photo, he is wearing nothing but a pair of tighty-whities and daring you to make fun of him so he can beat your ass. One of the sample songs he submitted is entitled 'Where in the Hell is North Tonawanda?' which, by the way, is my new journal music. This man is a rock star, in the purest sense of the word.- Z
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Kendall, 'Where In the Hell is North Tonawanda?' gather:0353400001154572215
he is totally hot! if he wasnt such a fucking prick i would let him buy a night with me, but i'm guessing he probably cant afford it.
It is really no differant than being an escort or working at the bunny ranch, except that he is famous. I have never heard of a Celeberty selling there time like that before. If it wasn't for the high cost it would be a good idea, he should cut it in half at least who does he think he is Gerorge Clooney. I didn't see "Brown Bunny" I heard there was a lot of sex and nudity in it or it was controvsail or something but I didn't see it so I can't say.
Oh yeh, you're not from around here... Vincent Gallo :::link::: is Buffalo's most eccentric citizen. His first relatively-big film :::link::: was filmed entirely in Buffalo and it was a big deal around here regardless of whether it was good or not [the collective jury is still out].
His latest film :::link::: did so poorly at Cannes that
- Z
who the fuck is vincent gallo, and why should I want his childhood bedspread, let alone sex?
This has got to be bullshit.
Did he get sued or something? Does he owe child support? What gives?!?!