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08/16/2006 20:26 #37368

great ideas in action
Category: geeky
Item: when I was at school I took a class with a professor who was very instrumental in the VRML (WIKIPEDIA - VRML) specification. One of his big proof-of-concept projects was called vrmLab which was intended to demonstrate the extent of the functionality of VRML. It's basically a fictional 3D space where you can set up a homestead, interact with it and other peoples' digs, and, through an insane amount of Javascript and server-side scripting, interact with the other people on the site at the same time. The idea was cool but sadly, VRML tanked, and I don't expect xVRML (WIKIPEDIA - XVRML) to do much better.

Item: I recently discovered that, as a byproduct of a Homeland Security project, USGS is making available extremely high resolution [1px=1ft] uncompressed aerial photography of the 133 most populated urban areas in the United States at what I understand to be very low prices. The Census Bureau already makes available location data about all the streets in a city through their TIGER/Line program for free. The NWS has begun offering geocoded satellite data with 2min resolution.

-Where is (e:zobar) going with this-- you say.

A couple weekends ago I smoked a J and hit Google Earth and it blew my mind. All Over The Wall. [Which happened to be on the hifi at the time.] I thought it would be so freaky to set up a house WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS*. And you could put your car where your car is, or drive it down the streets to hang out at your friend's house. And if you looked up in the sky, you could see the actual clouds that were actually there at that moment. Because sometimes it sucks outside. My car would be the Monopoly shoe. Dude.

- Z

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  • And if you looked at the computer in your virtual house, you'd see Google Earth with your house where your house is.

08/15/2006 12:31 #37367

wtf
Category: vincent gallo
No really, WTF??!



- Z
imk2 - 08/15/06 21:36
he is totally hot! if he wasnt such a fucking prick i would let him buy a night with me, but i'm guessing he probably cant afford it.
metalpeter - 08/15/06 20:00
It is really no differant than being an escort or working at the bunny ranch, except that he is famous. I have never heard of a Celeberty selling there time like that before. If it wasn't for the high cost it would be a good idea, he should cut it in half at least who does he think he is Gerorge Clooney. I didn't see "Brown Bunny" I heard there was a lot of sex and nudity in it or it was controvsail or something but I didn't see it so I can't say.
zobar - 08/15/06 18:49
Oh yeh, you're not from around here... Vincent Gallo :::link::: is Buffalo's most eccentric citizen. His first relatively-big film :::link::: was filmed entirely in Buffalo and it was a big deal around here regardless of whether it was good or not [the collective jury is still out].

His latest film :::link::: did so poorly at Cannes that

In particular, Roger Ebert called the film "the worst in the history of Cannes" to which Vincent Gallo responded that Ebert was a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader". Ebert paraphrased a remark of Winston Churchill and responded that "although I am fat, one day I will be thin, but Mr. Gallo will still have been the director of 'Brown Bunny'". Gallo then put a "hex" on Ebert's colon, to which Ebert responded that "even my colonoscopy was more entertaining than his film".



- Z
jenks - 08/15/06 18:38
who the fuck is vincent gallo, and why should I want his childhood bedspread, let alone sex?
joshua - 08/15/06 14:10
This has got to be bullshit.
jason - 08/15/06 13:47
Did he get sued or something? Does he owe child support? What gives?!?!

08/11/2006 19:10 #37366

got my
Category: scooter
One of the local scooterists has a Stella GB150 with a license plate that says 'GOT MY'. I understand that custom motorcycle plates only have six letters, but, like, what does that even mean? So I asked her and she was all, I don't really know - it's kind of like fahrvergnugen. OK!

The point being that I just got my back from the shop, and I sort of dig where she's at. Life is more fun on two wheels.

EDITED TO ADD:
This link is for (e:dragonlady7) - it's the lightest trailer on the market, and it also happens to be one of the tallest.

- Z

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Appendix for gearheads:
What happened was: the engine was idling really low, to the point where it would stall out at traffic lights. This was very bad. They told me to turn up the idle screw. So I did, except then it would idle very high before idling very low and stalling out. Then I stopped at a light, pulled in the clutch and eased off the accelerator. The bike stopped, but the engine ... kept going. This was when I freaked out. I held down the kill switch, and the engine ... kept going. This was when I freaked out harder. After several seconds, the engine did die, I pushed it into a school parking lot, hitched a ride home, and called the shop. So when I picked it up today, I said well, what was the problem? And the mechanic said well, it looks like your gasket was homemade out of cardboard and it eventually gave way.
dragonlady7 - 08/11/06 22:55
I would so totally get one of those trailers and go around the country with it.
But you?
Could you really handle an interior ceiling height of five feet nine inches?
joshua - 08/11/06 20:33
Those Beast boys hate Artvoice. Y'all are on the same political team, what gives?
mrmike - 08/11/06 19:49
Looks like fun...

08/07/2006 21:37 #37365

a buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor
Category: food
...and he says: 'Make me one with everything.'

[badum-ching!]

So the vendor gives him the hot dog and he hands over a $20 bill. The vendor takes the money, and goes about his business. The Buddhist says, 'hey, what about my change?'

And the vendor goes: 'Change must come from within.'

[badum-dum-ching!]

We went to Old Man River for dinner, which got me thinking: every place you go, they make hot dogs different. Buffalo's got the 'Texas Hot,' which involves weird red shit if it's grilled or weird brown shit if it's griddled. Rochester's got the White Hot and the Garbage Plate. New Yorkers put sauerkraut and mushy degenerate onions on their all-beef dogs. Chicago hot dogs come from another planet entirely (WIKIPEDIA - Chicago-style hot dog).

Thus did I receive my Calling: I will quit my job, buy an RV, and tour America, sampling everyone's hot dogs along the way. I will write a book about hot dogs, with colorful photographs and unusual stories, and also there will be some recipes. I will become a veritable professor of hot dography. And then...

Well, by then I will probably be so sick of hot dogs that I will never eat another in my entire life.

- Z
dragonlady7 - 08/11/06 22:56
I'll split the driving with you.
joshua - 08/09/06 16:32
Have a guacamole dog ala Pink's in Los Angeles. Although I've been told by my local friends there that a better dog can be found elsewhere (and no obscene lines).

Steam your all-beef dog (vegedogs are complete bullshit and are for sissies) drop it in the bun and lather the guac on it. Bingo - apparently this was a genious idea.
metalpeter - 08/08/06 20:11
Hey that is actually a preaty cool Idea, Have some one Video tape it and turn it into a documentary. I actually saw a preaty good one called Hamburger America. What would really be cool is if you could get someone to pay for it and each week they get a video segment or News story about it. Or just do it when you retire as a hobby.

08/05/2006 09:17 #37364

something for everyone
Category: porn
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This one's my favorite. Truth in advertising?

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- Z


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metalpeter - 08/05/06 20:10
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