08/15/2005 10:10 #35745
Texans, just plain funCategory: texans
"I ain't threatening nobody, and I ain't pointing a gun at nobody," Mattlage said. "This is Texas."
Mattlage said he was initially sympathetic toward the demonstrators, but that they have blocked roads in the area and caused traffic problems.
He said he fired his gun in preparation for the dove-hunting season, but when asked if he had another motive, he said, "Figure it out for yourself."Quoted from: Mom to Continue Protest Against War
Can't we just let Texas go? You know they want it, most of us want it, so why the heck not. The US and the Republic of Texas, or Bushland, or whatever. Dove hunting. That is funny though...
08/10/2005 16:20 #35744
Something big, blue and yellow...is setup in LaSalle park by the lake. It looks like a circus tent, but nothing seemed to be going on. There was also no sign saying, "Hi, I'm a circus." So what is it? Anyone know?
08/07/2005 11:42 #35743
All for the A-BombCategory: nukes
As for me? Where do i stand? Well, to be honest I kinda like the A-bomb and wish we could drop more.
Well, maybe not the really big ones, at least not for everyday use, but just the regular type. You know, they only flatten one city at a time. In fact, I think if we had just used them a couple of years ago we could have stopped this bloody war in Iraq and started on the bigger business of building their capitalist democracy. Like when the people in Basra and Fallujah were acting up, all into the terrorists and stuff, we could have just used their cities as examples. Flatten those two insurgent bases and the whole country would have been ripe for our democratic sovereignty (until such time as they were capable of taking up the reins themselves of course).
To me, it's just not safe to have this huge arsenal of nukes without using them. They sit there and rot, eventually they start to contaminate our own soil. And who wants to store them anywhere? Nowhere in America is safe to store these dangerous compounds. But there are so many places that are just crying for the democratic forces of an A-bomb. We get our practice and get to dispose of the volatile compounds in places where the ill effects can stand as reminders of past failures. How much less susceptible to terrorism would children growing up in Iraq be if only 50 miles down the road seethed a nuclear hotbed, where a misplaced step would show the consequences of not embracing the democratic vision as laid down by the compassionate American forces?
Again, we've got use them, or we're going to lose them. Not in my backyard! To allow these useful tools to sit is a crying shame. Let's drop 'em and let every one feel the democratic American vision.
08/04/2005 14:50 #35742
Tasty Fries at HootersOr at least that's what Dr. Laura has to say. Today in my search for radiophonic sustenance I happened upon the dowager Ms. Schlessinger's program. I think she's on for like 12 hours a day on AM 930 since it seems no matter what time I'm driving to/from work she's on, 7:30 or 1:30. Today she admitted to going to Hooters. Apparently she had heard such horrible things from her listeners that she had to go check it out. And it was alright. Gosh be darned! The curly fries were just wonderful, and the waitresses wore nothing more revealing than tight shorts, "better than what most of your kids are wearing these days," bemoaned Dr. Laura.
I've never actually been to a Hooters. Did they ever live up to the implied reputation of such a name? Anyway I think they need to add a disclaimer to their signs and advertisements:
[size=m] Hooters, if it's good enough for Dr. Laura i'ts good enough for your sorry ass![/size]
06/28/2005 16:06 #35741
Anyone remember the beaver?The Buffalo News had a story about it on 4/1/2004, but because they don't freaking keep their stories up for more than a week it's gone. Anyways, they found a beaver in the Scajaquada last year and I was wondering if anyone has heard about it lately. Is it still there, glowing green and stinking? I've looked for it a million times but never found a trace. Maybe it's an urban myth. It's strange to me that no one commented about it here, I mean, why didn't I commetn about it? Hmmmm... Well, any info would be appreciated. Yo!
Happy Birthday Terry!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I've got a LOT of relatives in Texas. According to one of my more, um...'special' cousins, Texas is already it's own country. Crossing the border into Canada: Officer: "Citizenship".
Cousin: "Huh?".
Officer: "What country were you born in sir" Cousin: "Uh...Texas".
What do you want from a family that stirs the bean pot with a 2x4?