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02/24/2006 11:50 #32924

...On the road again...
Moving has got to be the worst thing in the world. Uprooting everything in your house, our belongings in boxes, then trying to sort through the mess to find a place for everything under a new roof.

I, however, lucked out in this aspect...my things have been in storage for almost a year and a half. Going through my boxes while preparing to move was like having Christmas all over again. So many things I forgot I had...So much crap my ex-husband never picked up that went right in the trash.

But now I move onto the super fun part...cleaning, painting, coordinating when the utility people come to the house/vs my swing-shift scedule, hoping that my LR furniture fits!! ARGH!

BUT....the benefits of getting the hell out of my house far outweigh all these issues. I guess I can sacrifice my 4-day weekend for the sake of independence. :D
theecarey - 02/24/06 15:56
heh, the "book".. I remember that. I have a copy of it around here somewhere...

Any ski goggles? I'd take those :)
pyrcedgrrl - 02/24/06 15:03
Care,

You say these things because deep down you actually do want to boff my dad. lol.. *shudders*

I found stuff like paperwork (remember his "book"? lol Visors, sneakers, etc.. random stuff. I still have the UFO stuff. ;)

Coffee, crumpets and strippers sounds like a good night to me!. :) We will be having a litte housewarming, I believe.
theecarey - 02/24/06 12:04
c'mon,Joe and Naaaaaaaanncy were the best roomies ever! They are going to be so depressed. I will make sure to go over and console your dad. (ew ew, why do I say these things?)

"So much crap my ex-husband never picked up that went right in the trash." umm.. wtf did he own that was his? *snickers* I am imagining a little Tops bag full of UFO brand bumper stickers, chunks of sand crap, and um..ahhh.. can't think of anything else he owned. Oh maybe, the cute french press coffee maker I got him for Christmas? Or Normy, our love duck/child. Other than that.. you took care of *everything* else.

Remember, "you are my everything.. you are the toilet paper I wipe my ass with..You are the toothbrush (I never used).."

damn, you would think I divorced him.

Yay for new place! ooh house party.. I mean house warming party. What is the usual protocal for that? coffee, crumpets and strippers, right? Will Steve-o be down with that? (Or maybe we can get him to strip, haha)

02/13/2006 14:02 #32923

:)

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That is all.
theecarey - 02/13/06 22:37
what the fuck is that cat doing?

:)
ladycroft - 02/13/06 19:11
i thought it was humping something at first! haha!
dcoffee - 02/13/06 14:34
hahahaha

02/07/2006 19:23 #32922

One Classy Lady
Sadly, I cannot take credit for finding this. My friend posted it in her Live Journal.

Gotta love Niagara Falls....



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:D
leetee - 02/07/06 23:55
You mean i am not overdressed in my wedding dress at Walmart? SWEET!!
theecarey - 02/07/06 21:16
yeh, soo.. and your point is?

  • checks self view in window, applies rainman lip gloss..proceeds inside Walmart*

haha..
boxerboi - 02/07/06 19:50
now THAT is something to pass around at work.

hahaha :oP

02/04/2006 12:39 #32921

'Tis really, really official....

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^^'Nuff said. :)
leetee - 02/04/06 14:37
You were officially divorced on my brother's 40th birthday... now i certainly will not forget the date! lol.

It appears as though congrats is in order.... since it seems as though this is a good thing in your life. Never been there, hope to never be, so i can't speak from personal experience. So... CONGRATS! :O)
theecarey - 02/04/06 14:06
About mutha fuckin' time...

hurray!

Noe that it is absolutely official.. how do you feel?

paul - 02/04/06 12:45
congratulations!?
ladycroft - 02/04/06 12:43
congrats!

01/31/2006 08:39 #32920

Andy Rooney's Comments on Women Over 30
Category: womern over 30
Andy Rooney's Comments on Women Over 30

This is for all you girls 30 years and over and for those who are
turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND
for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...This was written by Andy
Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30
give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they
can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess our sins to a
woman
over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you
are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's
not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%
of women are
against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire pig, just to get a little sausage.



ladycroft - 01/31/06 22:28
love it
theecarey - 01/31/06 22:26
Nothing suprising here.. but sure nice (and freakin' hilarious) to see it spelt out.

hooray!
leetee - 01/31/06 13:07
Damn straight, (e:Pyrcedgrrl)!

Thanks for the toast, (e:ajay)! I like rye, personally...
ajay - 01/31/06 10:53
A toast, to all women over 30.

(as I sit here sipping tea, munching on a toast :) ).
imk2 - 01/31/06 10:03
AMEN!