True Story...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

10 bands you've been listening to a lot lately:

I just really don't listen to bands at all anymore. the term "bands" will become a loose expression for this list

1. stravinsky
2. jimmy eat world
3. harry connick, jr
4. dashboard confessional
5. the postal service
6. thomas tallis
7. "running my hands through her fro"
8. isreal in egypt
9. weezer
10. beatles


09 things you look forward to:
1. next semester
2. jane monheit
3. partying at brian's
4. camping/traveling/wedding/having fun
5. bumming around Europe someday
6. burning off all the easter chocolate, haha
7. finishing this list
8. finishing this semester
9. yay i'm done

08 things you like to wear:
1. my favorite pants ever from banana
2. hot pants
3. my new shoes
4. mismatched socks
5. hoodies
6. fanny packs
7. flip flops
8. my underwear and that's all

07 things that annoy you:
1. being doused with contact lens solution
2. money
3. my phone not always working
4. old navy not being in the mall
5. trying to think of things that annoy me because most things don't
6. pushy salespeople
7. lalala

06 things you say most days:
1. points, please
2. loser
3. AHI BOCA
4. hi
5. no it didn't (answering to observations about the meck getting bigger)
6. STOP

05 things you do everyday:
1. sing
2. eat at the willy c
3. fluff my hair
4. have a meck
5. clean my room...HAHAHA

04 people you want to spend more time with:
1. chris...we really need to set aside some time to hang out
2. lindso
3. mike
4. my conducting class

03 movies you could watch over and over again:
1. a night at the roxbury (yeah i know...)
2. father of the bride
3. pirates of the caribbean

02 of your favorite songs at the moment:
1. lightning crashes
2. come fly with me

01 person you could spend the rest of your life with:
1. pick one...
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Missing Image ;(

Happy Easter to everyone.

Pardon the fact that I'm nude in the picture and I look slightly evil and/or deranged. Also take note of the random bunny with an unintentional unibrow.

I am going to eat sooooo much candy over the next 2 days...I can feel it...apologies to my pants now. And for people who have to see me in them... =P

MALL TOMORROW YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Hmm that thing is really fun...

...except I thought I had two eyes when I drew it...

yay for more distractions!

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Jill I completely agree with your no offense entry. I myself have thought the same thing.

Maidenform bras are excellent. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

I find I have so little to write about lately. Therefore I'm going to entertain you with pictures of a cute dog. Taken with my handy new little phone.

p.s. I love Tropicana Pink Lemonade.