So last night I went to see Jane Monheit. If you've never heard of her, first of all you're lucky. Second of all, she's a jazz singer who is fairly popular. She has a couple albums and performs in Manhattan a lot. We saw her in Jamestown and we were pretty excited.

I will take this opportunity to invite everyone on Earth to NEVER buy anything that might possibly give her money and NEVER EVER go see her in concert. It was the most disappointing, ridiculous concert I've ever been to. True, she has a nice voice...good singer. But last time I checked, having a pleasant voice didn't make you the greatest person to ever walk the planet. And I truly believe she felt this way.

What bothered me most is that the whole thing was all an act. She was so fake. Everything was fake. During every song there was an opportunity for one of the band members to solo (badly) and she would take this opportunity to shake her hips, dry hump the piano, run her hands through her hair, toss her head back like she was having a you-know-what, make all these faces like the music was really moving her...and it was so obnoxious. I almost felt like it was borderline inappropriate.

And the way she talked to the crowd...oh it was just so phony. Even the band was terrible. They were just competing with each other - no chemistry at all.

It was such a disappointing concert. Never even think about seeing her or recommending her to someone. I feel really bad for the people in the audience who thought it was a great musical experience because it was all so cheesy and fake and DUUUUMMMMBBBB!!!!!

True Story...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

10 bands you've been listening to a lot lately:

I just really don't listen to bands at all anymore. the term "bands" will become a loose expression for this list

1. stravinsky
2. jimmy eat world
3. harry connick, jr
4. dashboard confessional
5. the postal service
6. thomas tallis
7. "running my hands through her fro"
8. isreal in egypt
9. weezer
10. beatles


09 things you look forward to:
1. next semester
2. jane monheit
3. partying at brian's
4. camping/traveling/wedding/having fun
5. bumming around Europe someday
6. burning off all the easter chocolate, haha
7. finishing this list
8. finishing this semester
9. yay i'm done

08 things you like to wear:
1. my favorite pants ever from banana
2. hot pants
3. my new shoes
4. mismatched socks
5. hoodies
6. fanny packs
7. flip flops
8. my underwear and that's all

07 things that annoy you:
1. being doused with contact lens solution
2. money
3. my phone not always working
4. old navy not being in the mall
5. trying to think of things that annoy me because most things don't
6. pushy salespeople
7. lalala

06 things you say most days:
1. points, please
2. loser
3. AHI BOCA
4. hi
5. no it didn't (answering to observations about the meck getting bigger)
6. STOP

05 things you do everyday:
1. sing
2. eat at the willy c
3. fluff my hair
4. have a meck
5. clean my room...HAHAHA

04 people you want to spend more time with:
1. chris...we really need to set aside some time to hang out
2. lindso
3. mike
4. my conducting class

03 movies you could watch over and over again:
1. a night at the roxbury (yeah i know...)
2. father of the bride
3. pirates of the caribbean

02 of your favorite songs at the moment:
1. lightning crashes
2. come fly with me

01 person you could spend the rest of your life with:
1. pick one...
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Missing Image ;(

Happy Easter to everyone.

Pardon the fact that I'm nude in the picture and I look slightly evil and/or deranged. Also take note of the random bunny with an unintentional unibrow.

I am going to eat sooooo much candy over the next 2 days...I can feel it...apologies to my pants now. And for people who have to see me in them... =P

MALL TOMORROW YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Hmm that thing is really fun...

...except I thought I had two eyes when I drew it...

yay for more distractions!

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