There are some days when I don't want to wake up. Last night was so awesome. Usually if I dream it's a very bad one indeed.....getting chased in a UB parking lot by ninjas, getting made fun of and teased mercilessly by my ex, getting shot and cut up....fighting evil aliens...you get the idea. Most of the time it's not a pleasant experience.

Last night I had great dream after great dream. It's the first time in months. Every time I woke up I tried my damndest to get back asleep. Lately if I'm having dreams about women they are always centered around some kind of huge gathering...I'm in a hotel either on some kind of trip or conference. It's not just one woman I'm interacting with - it's at least a dozen. In one of my dreams I was walking down the hall with a towel on, heading into the shower. When I got to the shower I was the only guy - it was just me and a bunch of chicks. It was apparently a co-ed shower so I walked in, said "Hey girls" and started lathering up. This was all completely normal. I was able to stand there in the warm water and enjoy all of these women getting naked and wet. No, I wasn't yerking it in my dream....I was very well behaved. After the shower was done I was very handsomely rewarded for being good. What? A guy is actually REWARDED by women for being well behaved? This is when I realized it was just a dream (nevermind the rest of it, lol). It was all love, happiness and warmth. For some reason or another a lot of my dreams like this revolve around showers....apparently I'm subconsciously obsessed with showering with women.

Anyhow this dream got me thinking. There are so many shithead guys out there who use women for sex and deceive them. Those are the guys you see around the hood who always have a different girl around them. Women love these guys. It makes me think "Are you that fucking stupid!!!" and the answer I get is always "Yes" when they actually become surprised that the guy employed the fuck 'n' chuck and left them hanging. I remember their faces so I know who not to approach.

The dream helped me to remember not all people are like that. There are men out there who feel love and appreciation through sex, not just the momentary gratification of shooting off their load. Humans need physical interaction in order to be truly happy just like they need food, drink and oxygen. So with that in mind I encourage all of you ladies to sex up the good men in your lives as much as possible. Show them you love and appreciate them by getting naked and sweaty. It might mean something when the next V-Day rolls around! So get out there and get busy!

Jason

Last night I sat down and watched streaming video of the MLB Congresssional Hearing on steroids. I had no idea it would be so entertaining! The congresspeople really roughed up the MLB guys. These lawyers and executives came in acting arrogantly and thought they could pull the woll over the eyes of Congress. Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong! The various lawmakers all wore this amazing expression on their faces as if to collectively say "Do you really expect us to fall for this crap? Who do you think you are? Do you know how much trouble you're in?" The MLB guys had it really taken to them, and congress told them if they didn't fix the steroid problem NOW that congress would do it for them. Every one of those congresspeople were PISSED OFF...almost to the point of shouting at the MLB guys. I am so happy that congress gave them such a harsh verbal beating....the MLB guys really don't get it. One of the congressmen suggested it was already a problem that congress should address NOW because the MLB people were either too incompetent or unwilling to make the necessary changes in steroid policy. Major League Baseball got seriously beat down and reprimanded. It was a night of feel good television.

Jason

Pro life or Pro choice? I've always hated that question because I don't believe in the notion that you have to be either/or. As much as I'd love to, I won't approach this from a partisan angle because both the hard core righties and lefties routinely fuck this up. The media and the lobbying organizations representing both extremes are to blame for the debate being framed this way. They don't want any kind of compromise or common sense policy. They don't want any dialogue. They don't want anyone to come to an agreement because they will never do anything that could result in themselves or their organization becoming less relevant. Every single time I hear about this debate I think "Zzzzzzzzzz" because nobody actually is serious about getting something done - they just want to bully you and force their philosophy down your throat. I would elaborate more but I already know it will be a waste of time.

Jason

Taken at the office. Don't want any shots of home....never know when some crazed extremist wants to threaten me again.



Jason

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