I just saw that Jersey City is happy?! Ok I live there. The place is a dump. Sunday morning there were signs all around my neighborhood about an attempted rape, that was right before I looked down and found a huge sack of pot. Constantly you hear about shootings and the city is beyond corrupt- and this is all in the nice part of town. I could go on and on about why this survey is wrong. A bunch of you have even been there visiting me- I think we can all agree JC is not a happy place...

I just saw Karl Lagerfeld on my way to get my eyebrows threaded (FYI- it hurts like a mofo to get this done). Why am I so obsessed with celeb sightings? He was so fab.

Missing Image ;(

That Paul sure is a smoker. He hasn't stopped since he got here- my apt is actually starting to stink- P U!

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On another note:

I am glad I am not the only one who intentionally does things to piss other people off.

St. Patricks Day is 2 days away! I love St. Patricks Day. My office is right on the parade route so I may have to slip out for a while to partake in the party!!

Sorry lilho- I'll always be the Grand Puba