Once again i have neglected my journal. So to pay some ketchup:
Met a boy, A GAY boy finally just before thanksgiving. we hang out one friday, we hit it off pretty well. He sleeps over and has some of dis chocolate love potion. He goes back home the next morning and we talk everyday on the phone for a week; I think he really likes me. the following friday (one week later) we make plans to hang out again and I even take the following saturday off. He says to me on the phone one friday evening at 8:38 p.m. "I am finishing some stuff here at school, I will see you in a couple of hours or call you. Coo. Do you think the mutha fucka showed up? Hell naw! Haven't seen the mutha fucka since. I called the mutha fucka two mutha fucka times. But the mutha fucka never called me back. I called his mutha fucka mama. She gon act like tha mutha fucka aint home. I started to cus her mutha fuckin ass out! But i don't want no mutha fuckin trouble. I haven't seen the mutha fuck to this day. Fuck that mutha fucka. I have decided that I am just not meant to have a boyfriend as of right now. So now I'm back; Hang on to your husbands ladies! Besides that minor setback the past month has been a lot of fun. The (e:Nparkproject) party was also a lot of fun. YOu guys rock. And there has been so many CHRISTMAS PARTIES, to turn scrooge into a believer, and it's not even new years. Totally stoked about (e:southernyankee)'s arrival. I need a good dance partner. NOw tha I am out of words I will leave you all with this favor, If any of you see a tall thin white boym woth blue eye's and answers to the name "Kyle". walk up to him and ask the mutha fucka for my mutha fuckin money. Because if you are going to take some of this chocolate love potion and then take off like that, I gosta charge ya. Oh and I never called his mother. Happy holidays E peeps stay warm and safe for the season.

yo yo yo who dat be? tk on the m.i.c. It's been along time since i've posted last and things are still getting weirder and weirder. I've had sexual encounters with two straight boys in the last month. First one turned out to be an emotional wreck and believes that he has destroyed other deminsions (LEAPED!) The second straight boy I actually met through his girlfriend. And on our second meeting was awt a party last week and he asks me completely out of no where "tk would you like to come outside and have a "three way kiss" with my girlfriend and I? I said "excuse me?" He said "would you like to come outside and have a "three way kiss" with my girlfriend and I? NOw m,ind you I and really drunk and High, and i never had anyone straight out ask me something like that. So i say "O.K." Trashy as it may seem (which it is ofcourse) I go OUTSIDE with them on the side of old bossy boys house and I am making out with "straight boy" and his girlfriend who I actually know from work. He starts getting touchy feely and goes down my pants, grabs my erect peter weter, bends down and commence oral pleasure. So after a minute or two (because he did do a good job) I made him stop. I told him it was going too far and that I was gong in the house. Ten minutes later girlfriend gets sick and throws up, "straight boy puts her in bed because she wanted to lay down. He follows me outside and we start up where we left off. Once again he start going for the member massage so I stopped him. Said thanks and went back in the house. What is it with these straight boys searcing me out and messing with me? Is it because your girlfriend ain't doing somethin right? Is it you think your really gay? Or is it just sexual?

Today is the day that our dear friend and fellow (e:peep), will be wed. (e:trisha) best of wishes to you and paul (not (e:paul)) and I hope this day will be everything you want and more. Against my wishes, I was not able to jump oiut of the wedding cake as originally planned but thats ok; I didn't want to get frosting on my homemade outfit anyway. As of now (e:terry), (e:matthew), (e:paul), (e:tina), (e:lilho), (e:thesimeon), (e:holly), and my self are getting ourselves all prettied up for this glorious event. We are waitng for diva ((e:southernyankee)) to get here which is no surprise because she is always fashionably late. So for all of you out there please wish our dear friends a beautiful day. love and peace.

-Girl? GIRL!
- What?
- aint that yo man ova there?
- where
- bitch by the bar?
- ah shit naw girl we cut that a long time ago.
- yo sure? I mean girl he keeps lookin ova here for somethin.
- He can look all he wants, he aint gettin non of dis anymo.
- Who dat he wit?
- I can't see her face so I don't know .
- She looks mad busted.
- Oh Wait a minute hoe, you know who dat iz?
- nah
- Girl thats "stank butt"
- Who?
- You know,the muthat fucka who tried to hit this, and then pulled off his pants and unleased the scent that would put Frankienstien in a coma. YOu know STANK BUTT!
- Oh right damn, well what the fuck is he doin wit him.
- Hell I don't know.
-Girl they are over there actin a fool. YOu want me to go over there and yank his ass girl?
- No girl they are here having a good time too let them have fun.
- Hell no he just aint gone play you like that, you should let me go over there and yank his ass.
- Bitch chill I'm lookin good, they obviously look like they just crawled out of the same coffin, leave them alone.
- What chu gone do bitch?
- I'll go over there and say "hey".
- HEY! HEY? bitch hell naw let me go over there and yank her busted ass then.
-........
- I done fought fools way bigger then him, and I got my razor.
-.......
- Cray..... Cray!
- Bitch what?
- YOu want me to go over there and yank his ass?
-naw queefa it's cool. I'lll be right back.

Elmwood ave has made my life 50% easier. because they decided to open up the new laundry mat that is next to the liqour store, thats right off bird. I used to use the laundry mat on auburn, but now that this one just opened up and they are making it pretty inside I will use this one. and it's right around the corner form my housee and across the street from work. I love the fact that I don't drive. Oh and the dryers are 25 cents for ten minutes iand auburns dryers are 25 cents for every eiight minutes. yes I can be a cheap bastard. And did anybody know that playboy are going to have nude pictures of video game girls? I mean centerfold and all. Playboy will be exposing Mileena from mortal kombat (who used to be my favorite character), some bitch from the video game "blood rayne" and some bitches from "dead or alive". I never played blood rayne or deade or alive, and I am not too interested in seeing them nude. So playboy is now not only reaching out to the lonely men of the world who are infacuated with celeberties and silicone breast, they are now reaching out to the lonely men of the world who are also video game freaks. I wonder if they will have lara croft (the tomb raider girl) on an issue. hmmmmmmmm? and i have to say rachel i also think the "clash of the titans" is a damn good movie. I wouldn't pass it up either ;)