I woke up this morning feeling good and walked out the house lookin good. I got paid and I had the whole beautiful day a head of me. I felt good because i told my boss that Iwould not work today from four to eleven. and then he schedules me next week for that time, aint that a bitch. I know what satine from the moulin rouge when she says "there may come a time when a heart felt employer thinks your awful nice, but get that ice or else no dice." But you know those are the webs we weave. Anywho another reason i was really happy today walking down the beautiful elmwoods strip, is that there were no KIDS! All those fukers were in school; and every place I went was in and out. I am now getting ready to go to trisha's party, against my wishes though I will not be jumpoing out of the cake as orginally planned, but thats alright. I still have the wedding reception to do that *wink wink*. Thats all for now ta ta loves and keep it real funky!

fuck what chu heard; Men are the SAME! I am saying this because I am drunk and I am pisse off! I am listening to Tilly and the Wall and I am feeling optimistic, which is good for me right now. I have been to a couple of gay bars tonight, and the boys are all out to look for one thing; and we all know what that is right? I have one who "claims" he has connections at one ba,r and that I could get in FREE and can hang with him in the dj's booth. And then there's another one who likes me but is willing to pick up another guy in your face, and then have the nerve to invite him to hang out with you and him, thinking that there might be some kind of monagsea twa between you three. ummm NO! That shit is done and i am not down! You have fun with your boy and try to apologize for it later, but I am not hearin it. I've had this same song and dance before, and lets just say it's PLAYED OUT! Don't come to me trying to "explain" what actually went on that night. Just take you'r quick, ugly piece of ass and leave me alone. shit it's hard to try and keep any kind of relationship nowadays isn't it? I still live on and another man will cum for you. So i hope the booty, booty, booty is good for you tonight. night, night lovey dear! muah! ;)

- Thank you for calling rite aid pharmacy department this is Agnus how may I help you?
- Yes, Agnus my name is Kolisha and I have an emergency I hope you can help me with.
- ok I will do my best, what seems to be the problem?
- I'm in the bedroom with my man you know and we are going at it, doiing a little foreplay before the penatration initiation, and i'm ready, I'm ready to this party started, you know I'm feeling good, I'm naked my tities, he's suckin them, he done gave my fish a little tickle...
- mam don't you think that's a little too much information? would you mind getting to the point here?
- oh yeah yeah I'm sorry you probably very busy agnus and I don't want to hold you up any longer, but you gotta listen to this shit. so any way my man has me in here I'm feeling all wonderful. I pull down his pants, and let me tell you I didn't know weather to laught or grab a fish hook, hook that mutha fucka up and throw it in the lake you know what I'm sayin?
- no I can't say that I do mam
- child the man not only is not packin, but the little thing is not at attention, you know what I'm sayin? TIN HUT!
- no I can't really say that I understand you miss koleslaw is it?
- Agnus my girl Lets be honest here, you white right? and so you are used to these little white men with this problem right?
-ummmmmmm?
- Anyway whats really a trip is after I uncovered his little flacid earthworm, the mutha fucka kept kissin me and shit like it's alright. aint that a bitch? Like he dosen't know his dick is little. So i asked him, are you ok? he says "yeah we're having FUN right?" i want to be like hell naaah. So now I'm mad; and I would like to know as my girl help me out here. Tell me something i should do to make this mans dick wake up and stand tall. Is there like some kind of house hold cream I coiuld use, like some starch or some old fish grease?
- um no, the thing we would use for that is a little pill called viagra.
- yeah I heard of that shit. that shits too expensive. Do you have anything more bootleg?
- bootleg?
- shit now he done got off now, nevermind agnus. I would like to thank you for being absolutely no help.

Hello my pony pony poo. what is going on with you? my money makey makey you, to do a dancey dancey doo. To see your tickey tickey too, and do the shakey shakey shoo. My pony pony poo, why you blackey blackey blue? I touched your cakey cakey coo, and made you achey achey ooh. Oh my pony pony poo, i want to takey takey you, to my rackey rackey roo, and lackey lackey you!

thanks to the keen eyes of matthew, my precious jacket was recovered. Thank you and lets party again!