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10/09/2004 15:58 #22426

the BIG day
Today is the day that our dear friend and fellow (e:peep), will be wed. (e:trisha) best of wishes to you and paul (not (e:paul)) and I hope this day will be everything you want and more. Against my wishes, I was not able to jump oiut of the wedding cake as originally planned but thats ok; I didn't want to get frosting on my homemade outfit anyway. As of now (e:terry), (e:matthew), (e:paul), (e:tina), (e:lilho), (e:thesimeon), (e:holly), and my self are getting ourselves all prettied up for this glorious event. We are waitng for diva ((e:southernyankee)) to get here which is no surprise because she is always fashionably late. So for all of you out there please wish our dear friends a beautiful day. love and peace.

10/01/2004 16:24 #22425

ex F.B. and Stinky Booty
-Girl? GIRL!
- What?
- aint that yo man ova there?
- where
- bitch by the bar?
- ah shit naw girl we cut that a long time ago.
- yo sure? I mean girl he keeps lookin ova here for somethin.
- He can look all he wants, he aint gettin non of dis anymo.
- Who dat he wit?
- I can't see her face so I don't know .
- She looks mad busted.
- Oh Wait a minute hoe, you know who dat iz?
- nah
- Girl thats "stank butt"
- Who?
- You know,the muthat fucka who tried to hit this, and then pulled off his pants and unleased the scent that would put Frankienstien in a coma. YOu know STANK BUTT!
- Oh right damn, well what the fuck is he doin wit him.
- Hell I don't know.
-Girl they are over there actin a fool. YOu want me to go over there and yank his ass girl?
- No girl they are here having a good time too let them have fun.
- Hell no he just aint gone play you like that, you should let me go over there and yank his ass.
- Bitch chill I'm lookin good, they obviously look like they just crawled out of the same coffin, leave them alone.
- What chu gone do bitch?
- I'll go over there and say "hey".
- HEY! HEY? bitch hell naw let me go over there and yank her busted ass then.
-........
- I done fought fools way bigger then him, and I got my razor.
-.......
- Cray..... Cray!
- Bitch what?
- YOu want me to go over there and yank his ass?
-naw queefa it's cool. I'lll be right back.

09/27/2004 20:51 #22424

random news
Elmwood ave has made my life 50% easier. because they decided to open up the new laundry mat that is next to the liqour store, thats right off bird. I used to use the laundry mat on auburn, but now that this one just opened up and they are making it pretty inside I will use this one. and it's right around the corner form my housee and across the street from work. I love the fact that I don't drive. Oh and the dryers are 25 cents for ten minutes iand auburns dryers are 25 cents for every eiight minutes. yes I can be a cheap bastard. And did anybody know that playboy are going to have nude pictures of video game girls? I mean centerfold and all. Playboy will be exposing Mileena from mortal kombat (who used to be my favorite character), some bitch from the video game "blood rayne" and some bitches from "dead or alive". I never played blood rayne or deade or alive, and I am not too interested in seeing them nude. So playboy is now not only reaching out to the lonely men of the world who are infacuated with celeberties and silicone breast, they are now reaching out to the lonely men of the world who are also video game freaks. I wonder if they will have lara croft (the tomb raider girl) on an issue. hmmmmmmmm? and i have to say rachel i also think the "clash of the titans" is a damn good movie. I wouldn't pass it up either ;)

09/18/2004 18:25 #22423

nay
As a Panos employee, I do too vote nay. I haven't lived in buffalo long, but one of the things that attracts me so much to it, are the beautiful houses and buildings.And as you can tell this one means a lot to the people of buffalo. I have actually been in the house, and it is just as cool inside. The person who lived there didn't really do much for the place, but you could just tell that before it iwas something cool. I really hate to use the word cool but again I had no idea what that place was untill recent. I am unable to boycott panos since it is my source of encome. So weather or not this shit go down, I will still be alive, and working. Chow for now.

09/23/2004 22:54 #22422

nutshell
whats been going on with me lately. hmmmmm. Well My weeks seem to be just flying by, I have been spending an exburate amount of time in the house, on the couch if I am not working. Going out less, working more, sleeping more, screwing less (ha ha). Old bossy boy has a new GIRLFRIEND now (flacid earthworm guy, refer to "emergency" journal). She's nice, pretty, too bad she dosen't know about his little problem right? Noooooo thats cruel. I think he is actually fucking with my job too. It's amazing the lengths someone would go to get a little attention. Anywho he's leaped. Brotha on the other hand has just bought himself a house in amherst, so I will be popping in for a visit there frequently. *kiss kiss* I have decided to join bikram yoga in the begining of october. I haven't done yoga in about two months. And I have been drinking a lot of labatt blue the past couple days. Motha, brotha, uncle are all still in jail. GOt a new pair of pants (girls pants); they are gray and pin striped, very very sexy pair of pants. Oh and I got a hat to match. I am actually thinking aout wearing it to trisha's wedding reception. hmmmmm. I went out lastnight and did my "make a man happy" dance, and uncloseted some boys. *hee hee* So in a nutshell I am doing fine. I'm keeping it real and keeping them humpin. muah baby.