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06/11/2006 18:48 #21011

Ann Coulter
I bought Ann Coulter's book Godless: The Church of Liberalism on Friday and have been unable to put it down.

The woman is insane. I mean absolutely out of body crazy. It's even taught me new words (i.e. niggardly) that I never knew existed let alone could be published and sold at Barnes & noble.

She isn't a particularly creative person; bitching about democrats/liberals and their inability to formulate coherent arguments. She's been repeating herself the entire book and now that I'm at the end, it is starting to wear on me.

It's sad that someone with such contempt for humanity is given airtime outside of Fox news.
kara - 06/12/06 10:15
I like the idea of taking her books in the bookstore and filing them more appropriately under "fiction."
libertad - 06/11/06 20:52
You should have stolen the book, that way she wouldn't have gotten your money.

06/04/2006 15:29 #21010

My Life on the D List
If you hate Kathy Griffin as much as I did, I urge you to give "My Life on the D-List" a shot. She is actually really funny.
mike - 06/05/06 23:21
Kathy Griffin is my hero! Ok i hate her but i love her. She is crap on a red carpet but I do enjoy some of her standup. Particularly when she talks about when she did Hollywood Squares with Anna Nicole Smiht, Little Richard and Chaka Khan or maybe it was Patti Labelle. Either way it was the funniest thing I have ever heard!
hodown - 06/05/06 08:47
So funny that you mention that. I watched the marathon My Life on the D -List. She is actually funny.

06/02/2006 21:30 #21009

Apparently I Can't Let Go
When I was 7 I read a book called Zucchini. I got it out of the Erie county public library in Snyder.

When I was 12 or 13 I was trying to find the book because my friend Erin and I were having a discussion about it and the library denied ever having a copy of it, or that it was even in existence. I was so pissed off and apparently I still am. I was messing around on barnesandnobe.com's used & out of print site and found it.

Zucchini
Barbara Dana, Barbara Dana, Eileen Christelow

Format: Paperback
ISBN: 055315608X
Publisher: Bantam Doubleday Dell Books for Young Readers
Pub. Date: November 1984



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I hate being lied to, especially by complete strangers. Now I'm ready to move on.
mike - 06/03/06 12:16
I loved Each Peach Pear Plum. Does anyone remember that? I could repeat the whole book from memory here if necessary....each peach pear plum, I spy tom thumb, tom thumb in the cupboard I spy mother hubbard and so on and so forth
boxerboi - 06/03/06 06:51
Goodnight Moon is my favorite childhood book.
jenks - 06/02/06 22:45
haha i did that once. My bf didn't believe there was a character named rikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip perry pembo, so I went to the store and bought the book to prove him wrong. While there i bought where the wild things are, goodnight moon, and the runaway bunny for good measure. (???)

06/02/2006 21:03 #21008

Amazing... what will they think of next
Category: sex
Apparently KY & Astroglide have gone the way of the baby boomers.

A real man needs the following: (try to read without laughing)


JACK JELLY image

Sometimes a guy just needs to get off fast, clean up and move on. Empowered Products' high-grade, no-frills lubricant, gives a guy a slick glide when he needs a quick, one-handed ride. This formula is designed to enhance sensation and heighten a guy's pleasure while he's jacking off. We've developed Jack Jelly specifically to target the needs of a more price conscious market - offering a high quality product with superior lubrication to competing silica-based gels, at a significantly lower price point.??Jack Jelly includes medical-grade oils, Vitamin E, Aloe Vera and no spermacide.

GUN OIL image
Gun Oil, the premium, condom-safe lubricant that keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue gun oil while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. A group of those marines has developed a high-tech, condom-safe formula for smooth, rapid-fire action. This silicone-based lube keeps a Private's parts well-lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to out-perform comparable top-shelf products - a few drops lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. With a suggested retail price significantly lower than its competitors, Gun Oil is a certain bestseller on your lubricant shelf.

STROKE 29 image
Stroke 29, Empowered Products' premium cream lubricant, is designed to take masturbation to a whole new level. Unlike Silicone and water based lubricants, this thick, non-greasy formula provides more than just wet slipperiness. After years of research, our team has developed a lubricant that gets better the longer you use it. As the cream heats up from repetitive stroking of masturbation, the product texture transforms at or around the 29th stroke to simulate the sensation of aroused human tissue. With the combination of heat and friction, a guy might actually forget he's using his own hand. Stroke 29 provides a glide unlike any other masturbation lubricant available. The product's viscosity stays intact and doesn't break down during its transformation, so there is no need to re-apply. Stroke 29 skin-beneficial almond oil, Aloe Vera and Vitamin E and is fragrance- and irritant-free. Not recommended for use with latex condoms. Approximately 60 applications per jar.

  • My favorite is how around the 29th stroke it magically changes... I bet your dick falls off.

theecarey - 06/02/06 23:56
"at or around the 29th stroke" Hilarious!
Hehe, to be paid to write product information for such fine merchandise...or to be the product tester. I mean, someone had to figure out that there are "approximately 60 applications per jar"
Thanks for sharing.

05/27/2006 10:28 #21007

No Freakin' Way
I just discovered that if you send a post-it, it goes to your phone. how cool! I don't think I use a 1/10th of the stuff I could on this site.