I park in handicap parking spaces and regularly commit other social atrocities for which I am karmicly punished...almost hourly.

I ran into blockbuster to drop off a movie and pick another one up. I'm in there 2 minutes, tops. I come out and there is this woman (henceforth referred to as megabitch) standing by my car. I go to unlock the door and she fucking storms me, getting in my face demanding to know why I parked in the handicap spot. According to her "YOU don't LOOK handicapped". I told her she didn't look like a fucking bitch at first glance either.

Then I calmly got in my car, pulled out and did the only thing I could to do just push her over the edge... I stuck my tongue out at her.

Call me sexist, call me vile. I don't understand why women in particular feel the need to go over and above the call of social annoyance sometimes.

Its not all women, I usually wind up getting into it with some woman that has 2.5 kids and a minivan. God how I avoid the minivans.

I think this brings up my socially unacceptable behavior towards the female population tally up to 12, 13 if you count the old lady and the shopping cart incident at Wegmans.

I hate being forced to listen to stupid people that don't know what they are talking about.

I'm not saying I know what I'm talking about, but at least I don't pretend I do.

RAR!

I don't post that much on (e:strip) soley becuase I don't do anything interesting on a daily basis. I do the exact same thing every day. Sure I run into a wall every once and a while, but it would be so tedious to explain the situation that the reader would get bored.

Maybe I'm boring. Er, no I know I'm boring.

That said, I am going to watch some tv and eat cinnamon rolls.



See, didn't I say I was boring. :-p

Hey Matthew! I hope you have a great weekend :-)

I was going to mention a funny observation that american cars seem to have side mirrors that do not match the body paneling of the car. driving today I noticed that is not always the case. ford explorers seem to have black mirrors and colored panels, but chevy malibu's for the most part have side mirrors that match the body paint.

i need a life.

on another note, i took my car to delta sonic to get cleaned out and this woman totally flipped out on the poor teenager that happened to be just standing by her car because they couldn't get a stain out of her carpet (?) she did not appear to be the smartest person in the entire planet but she sure was fucking nasty. i gave the girl a $10 tip when she came to get me because i felt so bad for her. dumb bitch.