ok, I laughed my ass off during that whole reading...that was awesome.

I may carry a mini-stapler ... read »

You could have poked the vaccum hose into his/her mouth to stop them from yelling out to waiting acc... read »

As a side note, I think pro murderers do it all very quietly. Whoever hired a hit on you was being c... read »

(e:terry), did you get new shoes? I thought you wanted brown ones?... read »

Let us know what normal feels like! Mike and I can have you over for dinner to fatten you up. We a... read »

I love the first pic but I want to see the other two photos of that moment :-)... read »