I love fancy-pants showers. But that one is a little intense. How do you escape the water? The overh... read »

If I found those people in my shower I would go get the Comet.

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How is this situation advantageous for Apple? I assume that Apple is doing this for a reason. Do y... read »

It's my fault. He came for the robot eating candid frat boys.... read »

Have you tried masturbating? Or looking for a kinky sexual partner?

I think that might be the ext... read »

That must have been freakin' awesome... read »