avatar Yes, and apparently Bananas are fat-free according to stickers on them.

I am scared to think wha... read »
avatar Have I told you about my campaign to get a Trader Joe's here?

Once a week I write the most creepy... read »
avatar If that shit is still there tomorrow call 311 and report the mother fuckers. ... read »
avatar One of my favorite things on the planet is going out late enough to just catch the last train out of... read »
avatar Ive almost broken up with two people over Times Square. I hate it. ... read »
avatar Where are you, exactly?... read »
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