So at work I do the bulletin board each month. I decorate with random holidays like national high five day and talk like a pirate day and upcoming work related events and birthdays and stuff and then often cover it in a coat of glitter. Not spray glitter, one time I used spray glitter and the office reaked for like a day and a half so no more of that ...anywho...that is all just preshow for this story
So today I was putting up the new bulletin board and I put some stuff up (obviously a few days late as march ended over a week ago) and I was like Hey everyone now it's officially May. Except it's not , it's april but I had done May on the board because I am losing my mind..
..and then I went to wasabi to pick up a teriyaki beef box for lunch and on the way back just drove right past my office and started on my way home. I had actually gotten on the 33?scajacuda?thruway?90? I don't even know the names of fast roads anywho I got on at which point I realized "OMG I forgot
(e:casey)" and then realized OMG I am supposed to still be at work so I had to get off and call my boss and go back to work and be like I toatlly just started driving home...
...i have no idea why I was so absent minded today, it was really insane, god knows its not because my life is too hectic, if anything it is the complete opposite lately.
You realize you can just buy potatoes and they are "simply" potatoes.
Who da bestest bargain shopping heaux??!!
you are probably one of the most entertaining writers i've read in a while - i'm not joking. your entries make me laugh like a david sedaris book, sometimes.
on the flip side... i wish i'd gone grocery shopping tonight! i bet these are gone in no time.