So, you know the beginning of a relationship, when you lie there listening to them snore and think...oh how cute.
Or you watch them sleep because the longer you stay awake, the more time you have with them?

Yeah, that's where I'm at....

Remember the ending of a relationship, when the sound of their snores makes you want to scream, and you nudge them to roll over (or better yet, kick them) to stop the racket?

Isn't there a middle ground?