they have all kinds of candy inclusing candy cigarettes and valonelk. the salesman asked me if i was old enough to buy candy cigarettes. i told him i was just buying them for my dad.

nothing like a lumpy benedict from cecilias on elmwood. its an egg bendict pillow on top of lump crab meat.

we went to go find a gravesite in case the arm thing goes real bad tonight.

i can't decide

this was last night. my arm got crazy hot and itchy during the party when Nameless Bitch said, "are you allergic to latex maybe as the red radiates out exactly in the shape of the bandaid?" i totally am and for some reason it did not occur to me that all the fancy bandaids i bought were made out of latex. after leaving it out of a bandaid and going back to hydrogen peroxide and neosporin with latex free bandaids it looks much better.