I found this gem and just had to share:

6. Talk to her (I am a bit socially anxious and don't make the first move) CHECK
5. Acting Interested (I'm in my own little world on my phone) CHECK
4. Dancing (Well I do this pretty well so) Negative
3. Complimenting her Looks (You did something to your hair & it's different?) CHECK
2. Being Nice (I guess I'm kind of a Nice Guy) Negative
1. Having the wrong name (According to a study of 6,000 people, men named Michael, James and David are the clear winners, with all three placing in the top ten for Most Successful, Luckiest, and yes, Most Attractive names.) CHECK ;-)
So 4/6 is not bad at all. I guess if I don't dance and be more of a Dick I'll find happiness...
Well but the dicks get the girls so....... That was an interesting read thanks
Michael, James, David? Oh well. I guess the Tom, Dick and Harrys don't stand a chance then, huh?