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07/10/2007 17:15 #40039

Propel mental unfitness water
Category: programming
There's a reason why I've spent the last few days with a murderous glare in my eye and thoughts of getting all Voldemort on a few Open Source programmers (and the rest of the software industry for good measure while I'm at it). I've tried and tried to get a piece of software at work functioning, and it's absolutely fucking ridiculous. I'll pretty much leave it at that and defer to a guy who has already adequately described the general source of my ire.



I guess I should also try to find the humor in the situation (from )

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paul - 07/10/07 19:49
Here is the updated manual on Object Orientation in PHP as of version 5 :::link:::
paul - 07/10/07 19:47
Holy crap (e:zobar), why on earth would you base your API on PHP 4.4. No one is going to use a PHP 4 based API very much longer. Your problem had to do with a fatal flaw in pre-php 5 that resulted in the developer needing to explicitly call objects by reference.

All of the object orientation in PHP was completely rewritten after version 5 and is much more on par with other languages - it makes no sense to use version 4.4. You are also missing out on public, private, protected, __get, __set, __call, __construct, __destruct, __wake, __sleep, normal inheritance, passing by reference, argument typing and so much more. Why don't you just go back to OS 8 while you are at it, lol.

I mean PHP 5 addressed these issues but by basing your API a non-current or even close to current version of an open-source project, how can you expect it to be great.
zobar - 07/10/07 18:13
Yeah, so much open source software is crap from a usability standpoint. I'm doing a project right now in PHP. You'd think that with so many people using and developing PHP, it would have been pretty mature by version 4.4. It ain't.* To whit: I have some code that puts together a fairly complex object-oriented data structure.

Works:
$template = &new KTDocument('skins/default/base');

Fails in bizarre and subtle ways:
$template = new KTDocument('skins/default/base');

It took me hours to figure that out. If I, the developer, can't get it right, how can I expect other clients of my API to figure it out?

- Z

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  • There is a version 5.2 now; I haven't tried it but I'm not optimistic.

07/06/2007 22:44 #39976

My tummy is rumbly
Category: food
"Getting a Wegman's calzone will be an enormous mistake" my better judgement told me. Two hours later my stomach is doing cartwheels.

Hopefully my body will chill out by tomorrow. I really want to see the Queen City Roller Girls/Harlots match in Hamilton. Why does this kind of stuff always happen to me right befure stuff that I really want to do?
lizabeth - 07/10/07 14:58
I'd like to second metalpeter's suggestion that maybe it was the ricotta. Ricotta cheese is my downfall. It was one of the first cheeses I developed a sensitivity to when my lactose intolerance kicked in. I do hope, for your sake, that this is not you beginning to have an issue with dairy.
dragonlady7 - 07/08/07 10:34
Aw, did you manage to make it? I didn't know you were planning on coming!

If you didn't, don't feel too bad-- despite the amusement value of this :::link:::
, (e:zobar) sums it up pretty neatly in his last post. If you were a roller derby fan, there wasn't much there for you.

We did well, but, it wasn't roller derby.


Hope you feel better!!
metalpeter - 07/07/07 10:41
First of all have a great time. I know that there where Toronto Roller Girls but had no idea there where Hamilton ones. I wonder if maybe some day in the nest 5 to 10 years if there will be some kind of merging. Also I can't wait to hear about how things went. In tems of getting sick I have a fealing it may have been the Ricotta Chesse. I personaly don't like the taste or the testure of it. But I'm guessing your body had trouble with it.
vincent - 07/07/07 01:18
maybe a subconscious sabotage mechanism going on???

I heard something about the Hamilton Roller Girls on the radio tonight. Although I do love (e:dragonlady7) deep down I would have to pull for my hometown Hamilton in any contest.

The same would apply if the Research In Motion guy Mr. Crackberry himself gets the Nashville Predators to Hamilton, then that would be my NHL team.
deeglam - 07/06/07 23:51
I know the feeling....I am sorry about your upset tummy. I had the same problem last night actually. I was starving, and I dind't have much time so I stopped at McDonalds and got a quarter pounder (even though, like you said, my better judgement told me not to)....and of course I ended up getting sick, and the worst part was, I had to give a presentation last night right after eating the burger....maybe next time we will both be smarter and listen to our gut instincts!

06/27/2007 13:06 #39825

iPhone
Category: tech
(This started out as a comment to (e:jenks) comment on (e:paul) 's journal, but I think it's gotten too long for a comment. )

I'll be getting an iPhone from work, hopefully, that we'll try to use with the ERP system we're developing.

We're kinda bummed that we can't take the OS X code that we're using in our database client and reuse it to make a stripped-down version that runs on the iPhone. And I'm personally bummed that there's not going to be, at least for a while, an iPhone Cocoa API that would vastly increase the potential job opportunies for myself (and (e:zobar) as well). So much for my fantasies of buying a house on Richmond with plenty of insulation, no dust, and central air.

Yes, it sucks, but then again, Cingular has been very good about respecting users' ability to use bluetooth and the users own file's however they see fit. Someone like T-Mobile or Verizon or Sprint deciding that I can't put a public-domain midi file on my phone as a ringtone and charging me $$$ to have to use their ringtone from their network, which I'll have to keep paying for over and over again when my subscription to ringtone runs out, pisses me off vastly more than the iPhone apps issue.

I've heard that one of the reasons why Apple went with Cingular (aka AT&T) only is that they were given a wide amount of latitude in what they are allowed to do. If Verizon or T-mobile had iPhones, they would probably put in enough restrictions that sucked even more than Apple's.

lizabeth - 07/10/07 14:53
I will be interested to hear what you think of it once you've had it for a while.

My 13-year-old cousin got an iPhone the same weekend they came out. I got a text message from her that Sunday which was like, "Hey, just got my iPhone - here's my new number"... I wish I'd had that kind of cash when I was 13 (I believe she paid for the thing herself, tho' her parents will be paying for the service). At least she knows she's a lucky kid.
jenks - 06/27/07 13:25
yeah, all good points- that's what I heard too. I just hope the network isn't as bad as they say it is.

I read somewhere that the "deal-breaker" is that you can't buy songs from itunes over-the-air.

WTF? I mean I guess that would be nice, but (until the iphone) I've always thought mp3-phones were pretty weak. I mean they hold like 12 songs and the interface is crap- I don't want some extra expensive plan to let me download the latest britney song.

not to mention, I would imagine they'll add that feature in eventually.

06/18/2007 10:19 #39715

Mail Call
Category: random
Got my package. But I have to reformat for leopard, so any work I save is meaningless until then. (e:paul), check these guys out.


carolinian - 06/18/07 18:44
Yeah. The store kinda leaves something to be desired. I wanted to pay by two credit cards and it insisted I use one.

On the bright side, you're not paying any taxes. I used ADC partially to lower my sales tax liability for the purchase, and I still ended up paying a sizable sum to the state (and my business is not paying for my ADC).
paul - 06/18/07 18:36
I am so freakin' jealous. My order was messed up sop bad because of our tax-exemption status and the fact that I signed up for ADC at the same time as ordering the macbook. I hate their store, you think it would be able to handle a simultaneous order of a new ADC account and a macbook pro from the ADC hardware discount store.

So now it will arrive some time between the 21st and 26th, blah.

06/15/2007 01:13 #39666

Week Recap
Category: life
Tues: I ordered something. Something that will help a lot with work. Paul probably can guess what it is, but I'm not going to advertise that I've got one in my house.

Wed: Took (e:inscrutabale) to Baccus dinner & movie for her b-day. They were showing the Big Lebowski. After years hearing all sorts of nerdy folks make references to that movie, I can now be in on the joke, Dude. It's cool watching a movie in that kind of environment, although a city environment doesn't make it always the easiest to hear, especially with zillions of bikers roaring around downtown. I don't think all that wine made things any easier to follow, either.

Thu: (Tonight).

Had a decent walk to SPoT with (e:inscrutable). She ordered what could very well be the most tastiest thing I've had there, which tasted like rose petals and perfume. Which is really weird because you'd never expect such things to be tasty. On the way, some guy driving by saw me and (e:inscrutable) holding hands on the walk back to my apartment and yelled "faggot" at me. It took me as few seconds to realize that he was mistaking (e:inscrutable) for a guy (a girl with short hair wearing a hat looks like a guy with long hair wearing a hat, I guess). It was a little shocking at first, but we soon laughed it off.

Finally, I was surprised to find out that (e:inscrutable) successfully baked the gargoyle I made on Tues. It turned out pretty well considering I was just messing around with the leftover clay from her class and wasn't attempting to make any kind of masterpiece.


inscrutable - 06/18/07 17:52
The Spotsicle is not the issue here!
jenks - 06/15/07 09:32
since when is hand-holding so offense? People are retards. I was walking down the street last summer holding hands with a guy... and some guys in a truck yelled out "get married!!" and howled in laughter as they drove off, like it was the funniest, craziest idea ever.

so... whadja get for work? leopard? iphone? new powerbook? tell tell!
paul - 06/15/07 08:01
Ya for said item, I ordered one too yesterday and now I am also officially in your club.