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12/01/2006 22:59 #36792

The best things in life are free...
Or you can upgrade for only 99 cents/month.

The latest development from the brave new world of social networking: FakeYourSpace.com, a new site that promises to hook up the socially inept with model-beautiful friends to spruce up their pages on MySpace and Facebook.

You can add these fake hot friends to your friends list and they will leave you messages and comments on your comment wall.

"FakeYourSpace makes it easy for any regular person to make it seem like they have a model for a friend. It doesn't stop there however," the site says.

The models will even pose as your lover, leaving any kind of message you would like. Want to make your ex jealous? No problem. Want to become more popular? The models will flirt with you on your comment wall.

jenks - 12/06/06 20:29
Wow. that's pretty sad.

12/01/2006 15:59 #36791

Greetings from San Quentin
Category: morality
I was just about to forward the mail that's collected for my ex-tenant when I noticed this was delivered to the wrong address. 620 Buchanan instead of 620 Grove.

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I am so curious to see the photos inside! That would be wrong, right?

paul - 12/01/06 17:55
OPen it@!
hodown - 12/01/06 17:00
I second that. Prison mail, how can you pass that up?!?
kookcity2000 - 12/01/06 16:10
steam the envelope open!

12/01/2006 01:45 #36790

Nuts
Category: family
My Dad sent me this picture for the family calendar. Does it seem vaguely obscene to anyone else or is it just me?

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mrmike - 12/01/06 15:51
AH, she was just glad to see you. It's a good candidate for photoshop fun.
iriesara - 12/01/06 11:18
That is really insane....not sure that's one for the family calendar, but, hey, if that's how y'all roll. I would use the word vulgar, actually.
twisted - 12/01/06 11:17
That would be my step-mother Jean, and some guys in Australia dressed in kangaroo suits. I wish you could really see the expression on the middle guy's face while he scratches his giant... oh my. I wonder if Dad got any action shots of them hopping?

I'll have to get the whole story at Christmas. Dad started sending pix yesterday and they're still coming through. He's on batch #22 right now. Maybe I'll do a 24 month calendar this year, haha.
lilho - 12/01/06 10:30
actually, its kinda scaring me.
paul - 12/01/06 09:56
Who are the people and are those giant nut sacks?

11/28/2006 12:39 #36789

It's always something...
Category: housing
The kitchen & bath remodel is moving along. Luckily they didn't need me for much of the demo phase, except when they uncovered a hornets nest (literally) in the ceiling on Friday. It's amazing what you can co-exist with peacefully without even knowing it. But the hornets didn't take kindly to having their territory invaded and you do NOT want to get on their bad side.

After alternately feeling somewhat on top of things and outright panicking, I decided to take a short-term view of my part of the project. (This will probably bite me in the butt when it turns out the floor tile I like takes 3-4 weeks delivery time, but I'll work on dependencies like that next.) So I asked my general contractor what's the first thing he's going to need from me? He says, "the rough-in valve." Say WHAT? That does NOT sound like something I should have to pick out. Then he explained it's part of the shower system and depends on whether I want a thermostatic mixing valve, volume control, diverter for tub to shower, etc. Oh yeah. I probably do need to figure that all out! So I got right on it.

I thought Black Friday would be a fine time to go bathroom fixture shopping, since who in their right mind does that? Turns out I was all too right. Apparently nobody does, since the bathroom supply stores were all closed. Doh! So I did my homework online, then found what I needed locally yesterday. One thing down, about two million to go. ;-)

UPDATE: Pictures added. You asked for it!

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It's images like these that keep me awake at night.

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The toilet remains for obvious reasons.

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Where the tub was.

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View from the kitchen through to the bathroom.

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I really wish my kitchen sub-floor went all the way to the outside wall.

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On a happy note -- I think my sis-in-law really liked her birthday present!

twisted - 11/29/06 00:19
Oh yeah, I am so over blogging fatigue syndrome. That didn't last long! haha.

I do like picking out my own stuff, but there's so much to pick out when you're starting from scratch on a kitchen and bathroom. You'll be the first to see the results though.
matthew - 11/28/06 21:21
you'll be happy that they gave you the choice when it's all done. I wouldn't mind having a new personalized kitchen. I'll put it on my x-mas list!
paul - 11/28/06 18:54
So much for blogging fatigue syndrome. Where are the pictures. I want to see pictures.
mrmike - 11/28/06 16:56
Hey, the journey of a thousand fixtures begins with the first purchase

11/28/2006 01:57 #36788

Geek Chic
Category: gifts
Haven't bought any Christmas presents yet, but I got this cool laptop bag for my sister-in-law's birthday tomorrow. It's gold brocade and comes with a matching pouch for your cell phone/iPod. Only $29.97 at the Sony Style store! Don't worry -- rug sold separately, haha.

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Some other interesting things here. I especially like these items:

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Laptop for Frustrated DJs -- the lid contains a touch-sensitive LCD panel which allows you to control your MP3s, either from the laptop itself or from a connected player. (Still just a concept piece.)

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Handbag with solar panel to charge your cell phone.

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Thwart would-be laptop thieves with the pizza box laptop bag!

(e:Kara,110) a photo-a-month calendar is a great grandparent gift. You just need 12 family photos (or more if you want to get creative with collages) + one for the cover. $19.99 minus 20% off with coupon code XPP112 at Kinkos if you order by December 15. Or do it the easy way with iPhoto.






joshua - 11/29/06 13:55
MY LORD! I can't imagine the feeling of doing the business on that toilet. Seriously, a corn field has more privacy.

Reading the chronicle of your remodeling events is scaring the hell out of me. When I buy, I'm doing as little of that as possible!
twisted - 11/28/06 12:46
No kidding Iriesara! It's keeping me busy (see above).

I cannot WAIT to take a road-trip down the coast and finally visit San Diego! If this construction thing gets to me maybe I'll come sooner rather than later, haha.
iriesara - 11/28/06 10:49
Ahh, noooo! not the carpet! Ugh! flashbacks, flashbacks!

okay, breathe...

tee hee! cool bag, though....it really looks so antique, and it's made for something totally modern - that's crazy!

Twisted, glad to see your making some headway in your house project. I know there's a lot you want to accomplish, but you've got to start somewhere, and you sure did! Gosh, no turning back once they start demo, huh?

Can't wait to see you soon!
Sara