Mama mia, what a week! I learned a hard lesson today, and I'm going to share it with you all right now. Do NOT suffer in silence, (or in my case, relative silence), until you blow up at the wrong person. ONLY to find out the cure for the pain was within reach all along. Click the heels of your ruby slippers three times! You do NOT have to bother the wizard!
Turns out Firefox was placing the "open file" dialog box out of sight below my dock. D'oh! I should have figured that out!
Safari did crash (consistently) right on cue, and still does after all my AppleCare maintenance. But once I found out my Firefox bug was a non-issue, I didn't care. Sorry I don't have a solution I can share with you (e:Jenks)! Except, use Firefox for estrip!
I can't even begin to describe this week. I think part of my problem is always trying to describe it online. That's never going to work.
Thanks again, (e:theecarey)! I took my estrip bumper sticker for a ride to clear my mind after my AppleCare appointment. Tried to take an incredible picture, but my digital camera battery finally died once and for all. Hopefully I'll get all my crap (including the battery charger) out of storage after August 15. This whole (tenant) thing started in February. I probably should have taken my realtor's advice and given my tenant 30-days notice the day I bought the place in November '05. But I just couldn't see myself standing on the sidewalk waiting to change the locks after the country sheriff forcibly evicts someone on my account. Then again, I could easily see myself with that $14k back. ;-)
The crazy thing is, the guy hasn't even lived here for the past 10 years. He stores his stuff here, and he made it abundantly clear as part of the settlement he won't be removing all of it before moving out, and he doesn't want whatever is left. But he does want his full security deposit of $200 back. (I hope my cost for the dumpster to haul away his stuff is less than $200. Then again, I can probably post "free stuff!" on craigslist and get plenty of takers. Which makes me happier than putting it into the landfill.)
I'm sure the woman who moved in 10 years ago is very grateful for the rent control rate she pays to my tenant, and doesn't mind living with all his stuff for the trouble. Meanwhile, all I want is to finally get my own stuff in my own place, and let the rent control tenant go to a government agency (subsidized by my property taxes) if he does indeed need to be subsidized rather than to me for support. ANYWAY! I'm not getting into that now. Back to my happy, happy place!
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07/14/2006 23:36 #36715
There's no place like iHome!Category: sorry steve!
07/14/2006 00:07 #36714
OH HAPPY DAY!Category: peeptalk
I can't believe my good fortune this week! I've been bracing myself for a karmic backlash to the incredibly bad vibes I sent to an undeserving (understatement of the century) recipient last week.
Instead, well, you read about the most amazing phone call I've ever received. And today! I come home from working late, grab my mail, rifle through the usual recycle bin fodder, then...what's this? Lo and behold! A hand-addressed envelope with an honest-to-god postmark? FROM BUFFALO NY!!!
The minute I saw the return address I knew exactly what it might be and who it was from. Thanks (e:Theecarey) !!!
It's everything I hoped it would be! Seriously! The Golden Gate Bridge has nothing on that orange. In fact, I think Christo's next gig should be covering the GG Bridge with estrip bumper stickers! How cool would that be?
(e:Theecarey) - if estrip ever needs a W. Coast PR division, I'm your man! I mean, woman!
p.s. - thanks to everyone who offered to send me a bumper sticker. I have some kind of stubborn, self-reliant streak that would rather be miserable than accept help from others. Thank god (e:Theecarey) saw through that! And thanks to the rest of you for putting up with me.
Now I just have to put things right with Steve Jobs. Although he is NOT getting my estrip bumper sticker. ;-)
Instead, well, you read about the most amazing phone call I've ever received. And today! I come home from working late, grab my mail, rifle through the usual recycle bin fodder, then...what's this? Lo and behold! A hand-addressed envelope with an honest-to-god postmark? FROM BUFFALO NY!!!
The minute I saw the return address I knew exactly what it might be and who it was from. Thanks (e:Theecarey) !!!
It's everything I hoped it would be! Seriously! The Golden Gate Bridge has nothing on that orange. In fact, I think Christo's next gig should be covering the GG Bridge with estrip bumper stickers! How cool would that be?
(e:Theecarey) - if estrip ever needs a W. Coast PR division, I'm your man! I mean, woman!
p.s. - thanks to everyone who offered to send me a bumper sticker. I have some kind of stubborn, self-reliant streak that would rather be miserable than accept help from others. Thank god (e:Theecarey) saw through that! And thanks to the rest of you for putting up with me.
Now I just have to put things right with Steve Jobs. Although he is NOT getting my estrip bumper sticker. ;-)
07/10/2006 20:00 #36713
Insane(ly great?) dayCategory: heroes
Today was so nuts. I took the day off from work to appear in court to evict my upstairs tenant. I don't even want to go into the reasons, since in most circles, the mere thought of evicting a tenant immediately makes me evil. My crime is I bought the building and want to live in the best unit, and the only way to do that is to evict the tenant. (Even though he's on a month-to-month lease and only needs to give me 30 days notice to leave, but for some reason the only way I can get him out is to evict him. Which would make more sense if he was actually living there, but he's been subletting to someone else for 10 years now. And that's not even half the reasons I'm not getting into.)
Anyway, I don't want to evict him, so I pay him $14,000 instead. He wanted $36,000. But he knew damn well I'm only required by law to pay him and the woman who is subletting from him $1,000 each and give them 30 days notice, so they took my generous offer of $14,000 plus six weeks to move out instead. Meanwhile, I have to pay my lawyer god knows how much, but let's not get into that.
If that's not stressful enough, my iMac has been kind of problematic since I got it. ((e:Paul) has already lived through too much of my drama over this so I won't expose you to any more.) I started writing my 10 reasons to switch back to a PC (you have NO IDEA how sacrilegious - or as close to sacrilegious as I get - that is), and I finally hit 10 (actually it was 11, or more accurately the #1 reason caught me by surprise one more time and I was so pissed I wrote it up as 11) and I actually EMAILED THEM to STEVE JOBS! Signing it with my AppleCare number.
Well, as these things typically go, the next morning I felt pretty ashamed of the way I phrased #11 (among other things), but I'm thinking, there's no way Steve Jobs actually gets email from the general public, right? I mean, I just guessed at his email address out of frustration, it's not like I can email STEVE JOBS!!!! Right??!!!??? RIGHT????!!!!!!!
Well, wrong.
So Steve's vice president of executive relations just called me and we're setting up an appointment for my iMac with an Apple genius. Oh my god, I am so embarrassed. I will never swear at Steve Jobs again! I swear!
Of course, the down side of that is, I may still swear at (e:Paul) occasionally. It's not easy being my hero.
Anyway, I don't want to evict him, so I pay him $14,000 instead. He wanted $36,000. But he knew damn well I'm only required by law to pay him and the woman who is subletting from him $1,000 each and give them 30 days notice, so they took my generous offer of $14,000 plus six weeks to move out instead. Meanwhile, I have to pay my lawyer god knows how much, but let's not get into that.
If that's not stressful enough, my iMac has been kind of problematic since I got it. ((e:Paul) has already lived through too much of my drama over this so I won't expose you to any more.) I started writing my 10 reasons to switch back to a PC (you have NO IDEA how sacrilegious - or as close to sacrilegious as I get - that is), and I finally hit 10 (actually it was 11, or more accurately the #1 reason caught me by surprise one more time and I was so pissed I wrote it up as 11) and I actually EMAILED THEM to STEVE JOBS! Signing it with my AppleCare number.
Well, as these things typically go, the next morning I felt pretty ashamed of the way I phrased #11 (among other things), but I'm thinking, there's no way Steve Jobs actually gets email from the general public, right? I mean, I just guessed at his email address out of frustration, it's not like I can email STEVE JOBS!!!! Right??!!!??? RIGHT????!!!!!!!
Well, wrong.
So Steve's vice president of executive relations just called me and we're setting up an appointment for my iMac with an Apple genius. Oh my god, I am so embarrassed. I will never swear at Steve Jobs again! I swear!
Of course, the down side of that is, I may still swear at (e:Paul) occasionally. It's not easy being my hero.
paul - 10/06/11 04:59
I forgot about that. It was like writing to the wizard of oz and actually getting a response. I remember being amazed.
I forgot about that. It was like writing to the wizard of oz and actually getting a response. I remember being amazed.
jenks - 07/11/06 15:17
yeah, safari works for me for everything but estrip. I use firefox just for that.
yeah, safari works for me for everything but estrip. I use firefox just for that.
twisted - 07/10/06 23:02
I am too embarrassed to even repeat my reasons here. Ok, I'll just tell you the first two. #2 is actually my top reason (and the one that also made a second appearance at #11), but I wanted to start the list with an Apple product so I put #1 first.
1) Safari crashes frequently - every hour!!! - for no apparent reason. Sometimes when I restart Safari I have to enable tabbed browsing again.
2) Firefox hangs when I try to attach files from a folder on my computer. The application stops responding, but Quit doesn't work and Force Quit is not enabled. I have to open a terminal window and kill the process.
It didn't help that both of these drastically impact my (e:time). I need to have Firefox running for estrip, and Safari running if I ever want to upload a pic to estrip (fingers crossed!) or to yahoo mail. When I slipped up and tried to upload a pic in Firefox and had to kill it at an inopportune time, I went a little ballistic.
I'm drafting my apology email as we speak. Maybe I'll send Steve my prized estrip bumper sticker as a peace offering. If I ever get one, haha.
I am too embarrassed to even repeat my reasons here. Ok, I'll just tell you the first two. #2 is actually my top reason (and the one that also made a second appearance at #11), but I wanted to start the list with an Apple product so I put #1 first.
1) Safari crashes frequently - every hour!!! - for no apparent reason. Sometimes when I restart Safari I have to enable tabbed browsing again.
2) Firefox hangs when I try to attach files from a folder on my computer. The application stops responding, but Quit doesn't work and Force Quit is not enabled. I have to open a terminal window and kill the process.
It didn't help that both of these drastically impact my (e:time). I need to have Firefox running for estrip, and Safari running if I ever want to upload a pic to estrip (fingers crossed!) or to yahoo mail. When I slipped up and tried to upload a pic in Firefox and had to kill it at an inopportune time, I went a little ballistic.
I'm drafting my apology email as we speak. Maybe I'll send Steve my prized estrip bumper sticker as a peace offering. If I ever get one, haha.
zobar - 07/10/06 21:28
Ya, Steve mailto:steve@mac.com actually reads his email. [Well, maybe not him exactly, but important people or people with access to important people read it.] Which is weird, but kind of makes sense, because if you're emailing the president you're probably pretty God damned fed up.
At my last job we were having serious problems with Mac OS X Server's mail capabilities. While my boss and I struggled with technical solutions, the president emailed Steve Jobs. When he told us we kind of half rolled our eyes and half crawled under the desk out of embarrassment. Sure enough, the next day we got a call from the regional business manager offering any and all of his help. He still couldn't fix our mail server, but it's the thought that counts.
I also want to read the 11 reasons.
- Z
Ya, Steve mailto:steve@mac.com actually reads his email. [Well, maybe not him exactly, but important people or people with access to important people read it.] Which is weird, but kind of makes sense, because if you're emailing the president you're probably pretty God damned fed up.
At my last job we were having serious problems with Mac OS X Server's mail capabilities. While my boss and I struggled with technical solutions, the president emailed Steve Jobs. When he told us we kind of half rolled our eyes and half crawled under the desk out of embarrassment. Sure enough, the next day we got a call from the regional business manager offering any and all of his help. He still couldn't fix our mail server, but it's the thought that counts.
I also want to read the 11 reasons.
- Z
theecarey - 07/10/06 20:54
That is the coolest story! (Steve, not tenant)
Dont be (too) embarrassed! Something you said and how you said it certainly got the attention of someone in the right place (thanks, Steve-0). How often does that happen???!!! I wonder which reason # really got to them?
And soon, you shall have a fully functioning iMac. *high five* YAY
That is the coolest story! (Steve, not tenant)
Dont be (too) embarrassed! Something you said and how you said it certainly got the attention of someone in the right place (thanks, Steve-0). How often does that happen???!!! I wonder which reason # really got to them?
And soon, you shall have a fully functioning iMac. *high five* YAY
ajay - 07/10/06 20:44
Sigh... I would've busted his kneecaps for only $7K...
(the tenant, not Steve Jobs)
Sigh... I would've busted his kneecaps for only $7K...
(the tenant, not Steve Jobs)
imk2 - 07/10/06 20:24
holy shit! thats so craaaaazy! can you post the 11 reasons for us to read??
holy shit! thats so craaaaazy! can you post the 11 reasons for us to read??
06/24/2006 11:39 #36712
mophotoCategory: fame
Hey! I'm famous.
This just proves I need to get a cell phone with a better camera. And what a bad time to stop getting the newspaper because I'm dogsitting in Alameda! Anybody got a spare copy of Thursday's SF Chronicle?
Oh yeah, the pic is of the art installation thingy Mark worked on for Burning Man last year. They put it on display on the embarcadero last week. Not the best shot, since at this angle you can see the pole going up the mother's ass. But I liked the interplay with the bay bridge in the background on this one.
p.s. - Does the kid look like a Klingon or what?
This just proves I need to get a cell phone with a better camera. And what a bad time to stop getting the newspaper because I'm dogsitting in Alameda! Anybody got a spare copy of Thursday's SF Chronicle?
Oh yeah, the pic is of the art installation thingy
Mark worked on for Burning Man last year. They put it on display on the embarcadero last week. Not the best shot, since at this angle you can see the pole going up the mother's ass. But I liked the interplay with the bay bridge in the background on this one.p.s. - Does the kid look like a Klingon or what?
06/21/2006 05:48 #36709
Don't askCategory: estrip
People:
1. How did you find out about/why did you become [a member of] of estrip?
(e:j3sse) . Although (e:Paul) convinced me it was ok for me to join. (author's note: haha paul! no editorializing.)
2. How "out" are you about having a publicly accessible online journal. Do your friends know? Does your family know? Do your co-workers know? Does your boss know? Do you use your real name? Do you use your real photo?
I finally came out of the closet when a:link was born, so now everybody knows. But for most of them it's like "haven't you moved on by now?" They may have a point.
3. How many epeeps have you met [in] real life?
A handful on my one trip to b'lo and (e:Ajay) when he moved out here.
4. How has estrip changed the way that you meet people, on and/or off line?
That is a subject for an entire post.
5. How has estrip affected you[r] love life?
What love live? (Ha!)
6. How many of your friends have joined estrip because of your influence?
Go ahead and rub it in. Hey, I'm the only fucking one out here and I tried my best.
7. Are you from Buffalo/do you live in Buffalo?
No/No. See Q.#1.
Equipment:
1. What type of hardware or software purchases have you made as a result of using estrip?
I can't answer that. The West Coast investors wish to remain anonymous.
2. Have you used the mobile version of estrip? Why or why not?
I LOVE posting from my cell. I can't browse from there though.
Lifestyle:
1. In what way has estrip changed your Internet surfings habits? Describe the amount of time you spend on estrip, when you use it and about how long?
I plead the 5th.
1a. How many journals do you usually read per day?
All. Eventually. Although sometimes I skim.
2. In what ways has estrip changed the way you perceive your local community?
That is another subject for an entire post. I don't know if I would have gotten so hooked on (e:strip) if I had been living in SF instead of Alameda when I first discovered it.
3. How has journaling about your life affected the way you spend your free time?
Pass.
4. Has estrip changed your living situation in any way?
In ways you couldn't possibly imagine, and I couldn't possibly explain.
5. Do you find that you mediate/document more of your experiences now that you share them with others?
Yes.
6. Has publishing on estrip affected the way that [you] write?
Prolly. ;-)
7. Do you have other online journals? If so, with what service and has estrip affected your usage of that journal?
No.
8. Have you ever gotten in trouble for using estrip at work?
I wish!
9. If you have stopped using estrip, why?
Keep trying to. Haven't been sucessful yet.
1. How did you find out about/why did you become [a member of] of estrip?
(e:j3sse) . Although (e:Paul) convinced me it was ok for me to join. (author's note: haha paul! no editorializing.)
2. How "out" are you about having a publicly accessible online journal. Do your friends know? Does your family know? Do your co-workers know? Does your boss know? Do you use your real name? Do you use your real photo?
I finally came out of the closet when a:link was born, so now everybody knows. But for most of them it's like "haven't you moved on by now?" They may have a point.
3. How many epeeps have you met [in] real life?
A handful on my one trip to b'lo and (e:Ajay) when he moved out here.
4. How has estrip changed the way that you meet people, on and/or off line?
That is a subject for an entire post.
5. How has estrip affected you[r] love life?
What love live? (Ha!)
6. How many of your friends have joined estrip because of your influence?
Go ahead and rub it in. Hey, I'm the only fucking one out here and I tried my best.
7. Are you from Buffalo/do you live in Buffalo?
No/No. See Q.#1.
Equipment:
1. What type of hardware or software purchases have you made as a result of using estrip?
I can't answer that. The West Coast investors wish to remain anonymous.
2. Have you used the mobile version of estrip? Why or why not?
I LOVE posting from my cell. I can't browse from there though.
Lifestyle:
1. In what way has estrip changed your Internet surfings habits? Describe the amount of time you spend on estrip, when you use it and about how long?
I plead the 5th.
1a. How many journals do you usually read per day?
All. Eventually. Although sometimes I skim.
2. In what ways has estrip changed the way you perceive your local community?
That is another subject for an entire post. I don't know if I would have gotten so hooked on (e:strip) if I had been living in SF instead of Alameda when I first discovered it.
3. How has journaling about your life affected the way you spend your free time?
Pass.
4. Has estrip changed your living situation in any way?
In ways you couldn't possibly imagine, and I couldn't possibly explain.
5. Do you find that you mediate/document more of your experiences now that you share them with others?
Yes.
6. Has publishing on estrip affected the way that [you] write?
Prolly. ;-)
7. Do you have other online journals? If so, with what service and has estrip affected your usage of that journal?
No.
8. Have you ever gotten in trouble for using estrip at work?
I wish!
9. If you have stopped using estrip, why?
Keep trying to. Haven't been sucessful yet.
jenks - 06/21/06 06:29
wow... I always thought you were from buffalo and had moved out west. See, learn something new every day. ;)
wow... I always thought you were from buffalo and had moved out west. See, learn something new every day. ;)
You are very welcome!!- I just saw your prior post. :) I am happy that the bumper sticker made it to you safe and sound. It will be fun to see a picture of it when you are able to access your camera stuff!
Very glad your apple issues seem to be worked out!
oh, and if Steve-O wants a bumper sticker, he is welcome to sign up for a username and start blogging :)