OMG, I can't believe How the Grinch Stole Christmas is actually on tomorrow night. For the past umpteen years I've made it a tradition to watch the Grinch on my birthday, ever since I gave up trying to catch it "live" on TV. I asked for it on tape one year and have kept the tradition ever since. Wow, I might actually get to tap into the Grinch collective unconscious in real time this year. I don't know when was the last time that happened.

Brenda and Kathy usually have me over for dinner and then we watch it. Last year (or the year before?) Kathy also ordered the Jim Carrey remake from Netflix for that night. At first I thanked her for thinking of it but said I really didn't want to watch the remake. I didn't want anything to mess up my imprinted impression of the "real" one. I know it sounds crazy, but why take a chance? Anyway, through the course of dinner and drinks I lightened up and decided to go ahead and watch the new one too. It was fine.

When no one's around to cook for me or drag me out somewhere my habit is to curl up on the sofa and watch it with a big vat of cheese fondue. Why oh why is it only half an hour long? That's not long enough. I still get chills when the Whos start singing their song on Christmas morning.

I've always had a soft spot for the Grinch, but I'd have to say Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a close second. It was many years before my brother and sister and I could make it through the whole show without one or more of us having to physically leave the room whenever the Abominable Snowmonster came on.

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My neighbors go a little nuts at Christmas. No wonder we had a freakin' power outage.



I used this for my holiday cards last year. I didn't actually send any out, but I had fun making them.

Got the "official" Halloween pix from my sister so I can get going on next year's family calendar.


My sister with her brood in the pumpkin patch. Yeah, this one's going on the calendar for sure.


This is here because of the volcano costume. Hey, it made him happy. I also made the black sheep costume my youngest nephew is wearing in this picture.

Sure 'nuff, you can spot[inlink]ajay,205[/inlink]the beach house, looking sadly abandoned.



This is the house "immortalized" in my Postcard from the beach [inlink]twisted,8[/inlink] post. That's the only time we splurged on a rental on the ritzy end of the beach, nestled between the ocean and the lagoon (for Brenda and Kathy's anniversary party). They won't be seeing the likes of us again soon unless one of us wins the lottery.

The house we usually rent is down the shoreline a piece with the other beach shacks. We love it. B&K (and their dog Maggie) take the guest annex building to the right off the deck. The main house has a ladder up to a sleeping loft in the peak of the roof. That's where I sleep.



Damn! I want to go to the beach now.

p.s. - can't see much without electronic binoculars, but as NoCal promoter I would be remiss not to include links to the clothing-optional sections of the beach. Hey, whatever it takes to get you people out here.