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07/12/2005 22:54 #34191

ArtVoice Best of Buffalo

This year the Best of Buffalo Readers' Choice ballot is online and easier to fill out. We've also added fun new cateogories to vote for, and great prizes for a lucky winner who votes for at least 20 categories!Quoted from: Artvoice.com - Best Of Buffalo



OK, people, we need to get Elmwoodstrip.com for best Buffalo blog and Natalie's Deli for best deli/rest/mediterranean/veggie friendly/ etc. on the list. Estrip is new-ish, so I can sort of forgive AV for not including it in previous years (did they even have a blog category before?), but Natalie's has been here longer than I have and they are an amazing place to eat. Regardless of how you feel about Mediterranean food, hopefully we can all agree that EStrip is the best. Otherwise, why would you be here?

There are over 200 of us on the site. If we pull together we can easily win this for Elmwoodstrip.com. So let's keep things clean (no stuffing ballot boxes), but let's win this thing:

Vote Elmwoodstrip.com for Best Buffalo Blog!

07/02/2005 11:47 #34190

Troma is coming to Buffalo!
Troma films is shooting their new zombie musical, Poultrygeist, here in Buffalo, on Bailey at the Old MacDonald's rest (it's just a little ways north of Amherst street if I'm thinking of the right one -- how many old MacD's are on Bailey?). That is right around the corner. The film is also supposed to be an homage to Takashi Miike, and I imagine they're referring to his wacked out gore-splattered musical The Happiness of the Katakuris, which is, well, totally fucked up. Anyway, here's a quote from the website. They're looking for loads of extras and helpers in Buffalo. I can't pass up what could be the only chance I get to be in a Troma film. Who's with me?

"Poultrygeist: Attack of the Chicken Zombies!, a fromage to Takashi Miike, is the next planned offering in Troma Entertainment's thirty-plus-years-long tradition of wildly successful low-budget, high-concept, one-of-a-kind cinematic creations designed to satisfy the hunger for reel entertainment.

Poultrygeist! will be directed by Lloyd Kaufman, creator of The Toxic Avenger, and will go into production in July 2005. Casting is underway in NYC, and the movie will be filmed on location in Buffalo, New York" -- PoultrygeistMovie.com


06/11/2005 12:57 #34189

Puddle of a man
(e:terry) bravely made us Lupper on Thursday, the hottest day in Buffalo for all of the three years I've been here. Seriously. They wrote about it in the News. And this was the driest May in like 30 years or something insane like that. (e:julie) noticed the heat, too [inlink]julie,99[/inlink]. And my dogs and dogs are similarly pooped.

But for a Pac NorthWest kind of guy, I'm so missing my rainy spring and wet, cold June. I feel totally ripped off. The last couple years in Buffalo led me to believe I could hope for lots of rain in the Spring, at least a bit of goodness before the hell of summer weather. But nope -- stupid, stupid sunshine. I hate it. I get my 15 minutes a day to generate vitamin D, and that's plenty for me.

I get a sunburn in about 30 minutes in the sun. I was on lots of accutane as a child, and I think it killed off all the melonin producing cells in my body. Now I'm just a pale, hairy, short guy who sweats a lot. A LOT. Like, if you meet me, you'll be like, wow, shawn sweats a lot. I was so happy to see that (e:) Terry, also a native dry-heat westerner, sweats a lot, too, in Buffalo. But I think I sweat more than him. How could one measure that sort of thing?

If I get to stay in Buffalo, it has to be central air. I'll make my own little virtual environment. I'll let Sarah keep it at 75. But no more...

06/09/2005 11:50 #34188

Uncyclopedia
Uncyclopedia.org (http://www.uncyclopedia.org) is the opposite of Wikipedia (http://www.wikipedia.org):

Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.



Full of humorous stuff contributed by all kinds of regular folks, I just chose a chunk of the featured article for Today, "You have two cows." I've seen these jokes in many different forms, but never catalogued together like this. Fun stuff. Here's a sample form the Literature section:

1984
You have two cows. Your neighbour has two cows. Together you have five cows. Your child reveal that to the government and one day they come and take your cows. You have never had any cows. You love big brother.

Animal Farm
You have two cows. Two cows bad. Four cows good. (Comrade Napoleon is always right.)

A different Animal Farm
You have two cows and you fuck them on video. Unless you live in the U.S. Deep South this is probably illegal. Makes you wonder why it's called the Deep South though...

Russia
You have two coups.

Two cows have you!

Paranoia RPG
Aren't you happy that Friend Computer gave you two cows, citizen?

What's that, citizen? The cows trampled you? They must have known you are a commie mutant traitor!

COBRA Master plan
The Joes have two cows. You steal the cows and attempt to crossbreed them with a snake to produce the milk-producing cowbra. The Joes discover your ridiculous plot and after causing several million dollars worth of damage to your private army retire to their base to drink Yo Joe! Cola and swap an amusing anecdote. Baroness Thatcher steals the milk anyway and makes the children cry.

Shakespeare
Two cows or not two cows? That is the question.
Quoted from: You have two cows - Uncyclopedia


06/07/2005 21:49 #34187

Cease and Redux
The Interwebs are powerful with this one...

So folks might remember my last post which got a bit of traffic and kind of sort of weighed down estrip a bit. Sorry about that. Seriously. Paul and I did our best to alleviate the situation, but I know it was inconvenient for folks.

Well, it wasn't all for nothing. The traffic seems to have generated a lasting interest in elmwoodstrip which is cool, even if it's from non-locals. I kept hoping some Buffalo contingent would pick up on it.

But 1and1 actually changed their policies here. And so have some other companies. It looks like the posting on Boing Boing really started a movement of people to question their webhosting services here, and in the end, at least for 1and1 and me, we won. I'm totally amazed and impressed with the power of a bunch of people who give a damn. I have gotten so much email from cool people interested in keeping technologies for sharing media free and available to the public.

I won't go into the details here, but you can read more on my site (http://www.shawnrider.com/candd.php) and you can read an article about the incident at Slyck News (http://www.slyck.com/news.php?story=820). And, of course, Boing Boing posted a final note about the whole thing, too (http://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/07/1and1_changes_its_tu.html).